Scene where character goes to see a hooker to lose his virginity

>scene where character goes to see a hooker to lose his virginity
>she doesn't check his balls for herpes and make him take a shower beforehand, accuse him of lying about being a virgin to get "special treatment" then she fake an orgasm only 30minutes in, then checks then checks the condom, and gets super angry at him because he hasn't cum yet and accuses him of watching too much porn and having death grip from too much masturbation, then goes off on a feminist lecture at him about how porn is "designed for the male gaze" and "demeaning to women" even though she's literally a fucking hooker.

Have a bad evening, user?

I'm pretty sure this has only happened to you?

This would be a decent pilot for either a millennial version of curb, or an incel version of Girls.

Name 4 movies that do this besides Casablanca and Ghostbusters.

the shower isn't for potential STDs, maybe see a hooker first before writing fake stories

Is that actually happen?

25 year old virgin here. How would I go about finding a kind and understanding prostitute to lose it to?

I wish it was fake

Where do you live? Most countries it's legal just go to a brothel. Internet escorts are expensive as fuck.

Well, luck of the draw probably.

theeroticreview.com, read reviews. Much less risky than Craigslist/Backpage

literally everything in this story is fake, you have to have never touched a prostitute or your mom in your life to be able to write a story this fake

Calm down slut and why don't you tell us why you don't believe it?

have you tried looking outside tumblr for escort services?

Senpai I got this
>get a hooker on my 28th birthday to lose the v-card to
>fuck it, may as well
>as I'm about to slide on my condom, I pull the foreskin back
>her eyes bulge out
>think it's because my foreskin
>nah, i've fucked uncut guys before, but user that might not fit
>wut?
>it's a little too round for me
>flattery gets you nowhere you silly whore
>we try
>it don't fit
Bitch said it was like trying to fuck a vitamin water bottle

this is bait I'm not going to write paragraphs on why every detail of his story is false. Just ask "Why? Why would she do this?" and there's no good answer for most of it besides faking an orgasm.

Are you a woman?

the prostitute i lost my virginity to was nice, she seemed like a sweet girl and was understanding when i told her i was a virgin, death grip hit me hard and i lost my boner after 30 minutes and couldn't cum, she tried really hard to jerk my dick but after a while i could see her hand was just going numb trying to get me hard again and she was losing patience but she didn't say anything and kept trying; i hope you find a nicer whore next time user

yes I'm a woman with feminine balls

>telling the prostitute you're a virgin
>not seeing her realize it after you cum in 15 seconds and apologize on your behalf

I think I have seen several "the hookers have attitudes" scenes in movies. Guardians of Galaxy 2 is the most recent one

It's that the hooker who serves the MC is always the interesting one.

Having a bad night, OP?

where you at user?

Nah, it seems to be going around.

They advertise escort services on Tumblr?

>be american
>cant get legal hooker
Land of the """"free""""

he didn't say that

I can tell this is a genuine experience. I've fucked over 100 hookers in 5 years and I can tell you most budget girls do the condom check and complain about you not cumming fast enough. The take a shower first thing is becoming more common. Nicer girls will say you can take it together, make it fun. The nicest girls who impose this don't count it as part of your time.

Remember they're whores. Their ideal "date" is you pay for the full hour, are fully erect, they bend over, you pump for 5 minutes, cum, tell her she's the best and she did you a great favor and then leave. So she makes whatever you're paying is what she gets for 5 minutes and she can trick herself into it having not really happened.

Fucking hookers turned me from an autist into a chad. It really helps you see women for what they are and treat them how they deep down need to be treated.

Try again user. Go to a higher price range or read reviews before selecting a girl. If you have lots of time and your hands and like thrills. Visit, ask a few questions, observe their attitude before you hand over the money. If they displease you, walk. It will make them so angry to be rejected and denied the cash. Feel free to tell them its due to a shit attitude.

Pic related swallowed by load two days ago.

Welcome to the Hobby.

Please tell me this didn't really happen... and if it did... please tell me that dumb bitch isn't still breathing

>cum in 15 seconds
virgin spotted

jesus christ dude, I'm guessing you haven't had many healthy relationships?

The only thing that rings false to me is her speech about the male gaze. It is plausible though. Some hooks are seriously compensating for the fact that they're literally cocksucking whores with massive displays of "intelligence".

I had one tell me how she participated in Model UN and tried to tell me about Russia and Trump. I just nodded and gently pushed her head back down. It's more common than you think.

honestly this.

Prostitution is the true feminist job

Naw, I'm doing pretty well. I've had a few strong and solid girlfriends.

The meme that you can't fuck hooks and be well adjusted holds true for some, but not always. Same as the lie about STD prevalence among hookers. Memes designed to drive up the value of pussy in sexual marketplace by reducing it's supply on the market. If men could fuck hookers without societal and perceived emotional consequences, many women would be really disadvantaged in asserting their value. Step up senpai.

It definitely helped me get over confidence issues/issues with women/assertiveness and was critical to me getting off that NEET lifestyle and improving myself.

Find a GFE one. Chances are you wont be able to get it up due to all the weird shit youve been watching (you know exactly the kind of filth Im talking about user). Book two hours. No need to tell her youre a virgin, she's not stupid. You can say you dont have a lot of experience and that you wish to take it slow. She'll probably take charge and with some luck you'll pop your cherry. Best case scenario is a fun night with intimacy that leaves you hungry for more. The real thing that is.

>you see women for what they are and treat them how they deep down need to be treated.
yeah you're well-adjusted

Yeah, I am. You stop putting women on a pedestal or treating sex as anything extremely special. Once you realize you can have sex anytime you want with a 10/10, you start to appreciate aspects of women that aren't related to their bodies, are no longer intimidated by them and can be confident in all actions taken/outcome independent.

Deep down, all women desire confident, ambitious men with plans. They don't want to be treated as delicate little flowers, but as human beings subject to taking shit, being told no etc. Like you would with any dude.

Once again, step up senpai

Normal people want to be treated as normal people. Only those with issues want to be bossed around in daily life.

That's exactly what my post said. Try not to speed read next time.

Nevada.

>but as human beings subject to taking shit, being told no
Nobody likes being told no or being subjected to taking shit. That's different from it happening, but noone likes it. Your post implies you would bring about such a state due to the 'like you would with any dude' statement.

>visiting a hooker to lose your virginity
That's basically admotting you are a human failure.

As an actual friendless loser with no social skills or life who lost his virginity at 25 to an escort my advice to anyone thinking about doing it would be to ignore most people on here saying go for a GFE girl who is understanding because you will fall for her.

I spent probably £10k on the same girl for 8 months, the first month I was hooked on the sex but after that I was hooked on her and how it felt to be able to just be with someone.

If you get a girl who is clearly only interested in fucking and then kicking you out there is less chance of getting attached even if it means remaining kissless, because the kissing is way more intimate, just don't do it.

Oh, well if you were in Europe or Asia I'd advice you to take a trip to one of the popular sextourism destination. Make a trip out of it.

You're being ridiculous. Everyone "gives their friends" shit. Teasing, etc. Everyone tells people no. I'm talking about all the aspects of treating people as a normal person. I even talked about appreciating them.

You're clearly focused on reading whatever you'd like from my posts, or refusing to expect somebody who fucks hooks could be a well adjusted person.

I hope you find peace and whatever it is you're seeking, but I won't be replying to any willful misinterpretations anymore.

Did you get your money back?

>he fell in love with his hooker
>worst of all, he kissed her on her cock sucking lips
L O L
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in the UK we use adultwork and it's so good

>tonnes of feedback from punters
>escorts have to register with a passport or driver's license so much fewer fakes, usually get flagged very early
>no chance of it being a cop
>most escorts on the site are independent or work with other girls or at the very least have a pimp who knows to stay silent and out of site unless you start causing trouble

very civilised.

shiggidy doo

Yup, hoping some anons can learn from my mistakes. Even if you know it's all fake like I did, if you have never had any substantial relationships with women (not including relatives) in your life you will fall in love with the first one to be nice to you regardless of whether that's her job or not .

Kissing a hooker is probably fine (if its an escort), I wouldnt recommend doing it with streetwalkers. Falling in love is pretty dumb (although I get it).

This keeps happening to me when i fuck a girl. i beat my dick to hard so i cannot cum from vaginal stimulation. shit sucks. dont beat your dick too hard and too often people (this mostly applies to uncut people btw)

Congrats. You're a rapist. Most of those hookers were probably crying on the inside that there life had come to that.

To be fair, you can't really get a gf unless you're really outgoing and remarkably muscular.

Meh, it's only money and if you had a great time it's not that bad an experience. Was she hot? If she was fun to be around then Id say it was actually a good deal for you.

> it’s another thread were pathetic degenerate losers talk about how shitty their lives are.

Worse than subhuman. The lot of you. How do you live with yourselves?

My life is just fine. You seem to be projecting tbqh

Having idiotic thoughts like
>To be fair, you can't really get a gf unless you're really outgoing and remarkably muscular.

Informs your perspective on things like:
>Congrats. You're a rapist. Most of those hookers were probably crying on the inside that there life had come to that.

>People not enjoying their job is a revocation of consent

Absolutely abhorrent. Your logic is weak and your grasp of reality even weaker. There's a reason you believe you'll always be alone due to your invented mandatory criteria.

You should consider suicide, or at the very least go back to r9k.

Welcome to Sup Forums you insufferable ledditor.

How do you see an escort in the US? I want to lose my virginity, but I'm scared I'll get arrested and my life will be over.

Save up some money and go abroad.

This thread is pathetic, why would you ever pay for sex?
Losing your virginity isn't going to change the loser that you are.

Who cares what people do with their lives. People who visit prostitutes might decide that the effort and investment of trying to seduce a woman is greater than spending direct money for sex. From an economic perpective the oppertunity costs might lead to simply paying for sex to be the best option.

What does it matter?

I have 5.8 inch girth, but a virgin still, what am I to expect?

Who get herpes on their balls?

5,8 girth is average

P411

It's in the 95th percentile actually.

I'm sure glad you have a graph otherwise I may not have believed you!

But you can get sex for free. The best thing about sex isnt cumming, it's being close with someone. You can't experience that with a whore.

Reddit

>How do you live with yourselves
By breathing. We don't enjoy it though.

How many are actually English? I've never fucked a native English girl. I'm from Sweden and most escorts are Eastern European and nigs. The Swedish ones have an attitude and think they have a cunt made of gold.

5.8 is average.

It's not free, you have to invest (at the very least) a set amount of time in it and probably money as well. Resources you could spend on doing other things. I agree with the intimacy, but if that isn't the goal then I dont really see why seeing hookers is a bad choice. Plenty of sucessful people do it.

Sourceless graphs make the dicklets feel good

Not worth it. I went to amsterdam when I was 25 and I'm now 29 and exactly the fucking same. In order to properly change you need to do things naturally and go out with friends and talk to women. If you can't do that then internet dating would be the way to go. I'm still NEET and my life is fucked. I used to love myself when I was younger but now I hate myself.

>you will fall in love with the first one to be nice to you
This is a good insight. It's why young love hurts the most. The sooner you can become calloused and cynical the better and I'm not even joking. At least with someone you pay you can have them come back when you want.

Sure but sometimes you just want to cum without putting work in.

You don't have to pay for shit when you have a girlfriend.
>he's never experienced love

Not true, some are very well skilled (and genuinely nice people). You just have to realize it isnt a gf, thats all. But you can definitely get a feeling of closeness.

Not him. But that's not an argument.

>he doesnt understand basic economics
There's always a cost involved

Get stoned and have a wank then. I guarantee you that it'll feel better.
You can also still do that with a gf

>just do drugs XD
Pathetic

I've just come out of a 4 year relationship and the only thing that I soley spent money on was Birthday/Christmas presents.
Everything else we went halves on or I wanted to do in the first place.

>he's never had a proper relationship
Once you finish high school you'll get it.

Just terrible user. Commit yourself.

read up on oppertunity costs.

>get in /r9k/ interaction
>it conforms to all of /r9k/'s stereotypes and preconceived notions about interactions
>all people involved behave like /r9k/ memers think people act

OP's story actually happening would be less sad then OP thinking that this is a believable story.

>amsterdam
shouldve gone to a german FKK club

This only true gentlemen such as myself pay for everything in the relationship

Rape is frowned upon user

>he's never lived with his significant other before
Once you get out of high school friendo

I don't know what that is. I had no real problem with the actual experience, the girls werehot as fuck. My point is that it hasn't changed me at all. It made me feel a bit better about myself for like 2 months and that's it.

But I do now and if anything im saving money compared to living on my own.

I want to visit Artemis. I want to go to flatrate clubs as well like Caligula in Berlin. I get off on the misery.

I legit had a hooker bail on me because I was too ugly, she said she got an emergency text about her kid being sick and gave me back all my money. I told her I was going to go down stairs for a drink while she got everything together in the bathroom and when she thought I left she called her friend and said " let's go do that other job together, I'm getting out of this one, there's no way I can do this". I snuck out right after that and was literally tearing up on the way to the bar. Never tried it again.

I'm thinking Arby's