Is Riverdale *the* True Detective of 2017? it's inexplicably calfqaesque

is Riverdale *the* True Detective of 2017? it's inexplicably calfqaesque

What that mouth do?

Bully Cheryl

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ARCHIE-QAEDA FLIES A PLANE INTO SOUTHSIDE HUGH

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Fuck no, but Camilla Mendes' buttcheeks are divine.

It's bad, and you know it's bad.Why do you give a shit you pop culture regurgitating piece of shit?Find the nearest tall building, and jump off it.

I watched the first season and this was my only takeaway. Also her thighs

10/10 would join ISIS again

needs Jake Paul

more like The Suite Life of Zack and Cody of 2017

>Betty gets raped by the black hood
>Juggie yells at her for not being careful

The fuck is calfqa?

WHAT VALUE DO YOU HAVE?!STOP BREATHING

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>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
No

>calfqaesque
Since you're watching it and you're obviously a moron I'm going to go out on a limb and say it isn't kafkaesque.

88

I might be a bettyfag but goddamn I would shoot my load deep inside Ronnie

he didnt say it was

not only is it calfquaescue it's also neetcheian

It's typical CW shite that's only watched for muh waifus.

FP x Betty when?

actually made me lol. Thank you kind sir.

Do not forget the oh so subtle Freudian undertones

I don't know about calfqaesque but I like it's use of Archietypes

Seems I do have to give this one a go after all, calfquaescue, neetcheian, subtle thrudian undertones and Archietypes. Sounds like a modern day greek tragedy.

Is the protagonist engaged in a sysifian task?

Camila is better. Lili is mentally ill. She will accuse you of rape after you break up with her.

Jokes on her, why would I break up with her?

she's also mentally ill. she purges.

try to at least make your blind item rumor convincing

Is Cheryl the only sane one?

Cheryl is pure sanity.

still eating, that;s nice to see

she even got back the weight she lost inbetween seasons

>say your prayers southsider

moar

When will Archie fuck Betty guys?

soon hopefully. she needs that big islander cock

Correction when will Betty fuck everyone in the red circle to boost morale?

hope she fucks reggie

t.asian masculinity

This. Reggie best boy who deserves the best puss.

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>you call that a knife?
>this is a knife

>when will Betty fuck everyone in the red circle
fucking nice

B-but that's a gun.

How tall is that dude? He was even taller than all of football team when he show up at Archie's house.

10 feet tall. Also is it me or does that guy look like Cole Sprouse.

why are Lili's lips so thic?

There is no mystery in that show, unless you mean why are they forcing diversity but we all know who is behind that.

>bwaaaaaaahhhhhh
>bad men put not me in tee vee

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giv betty gf

>no autistic, depressed, Lili gf
Why even live