Which seasons of spongebob are essential?

Which seasons of spongebob are essential?

I'm about to take some acid and want to remember my childhood

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Smegma literally only happens if you do not take care of your dick at all, whatsoever. Enjoy needing an entire bottle of lotion to masturbate, cutpleb.

DUDE

I say all the ones before that one guy left the staff

I'm cut but don't need lotion to fap. Plus, it's a hygienic thing, even the Greeks knew this. Read Herodotus.

>triggered

Rock Bottom. Also the one where Squidward gets a time machine, pic related.

Watch survival of the idiots

I always thought that episode was one of the best

literal niggerjew thread
I liked blacked better
sage

>it's a hygienic thing
literally all you'd have to do is wash your dick
I'm cut as well, but it's not hard to realize that it's something we really don't need to be doing, and is one of those weird American and Jewish "traditions" that's weird to take the choice away from men

Cutkikes are so fucking uneducated it's infuriating, they talk so much shit but don't even know SO MUCH SHIT about an integral part of being a man.

Everyone here giving episodes recs and circumcision arguments, even though you asked for seasons. It's an easy answer too: Seasons 1-3 are essential, the movie and season 4 are breddy gud if you haven't gotten enough by then.

Most people support circumcision to appease roasties. They don't want a girl to tell the others you have an un-cut dick because American women want you to have a perfect, pearly mushroom cock and accept their stinky meat-curtains. To me, the loss of sexual nerve endings is not worth it.

All the ones before the movie.
Though I've heard the most recent is getting back there.

>hygiene meme
It takes 30 seconds in the shower to clean your dick, stop trying to justify the fact that you got mutilated by (((them)))

First 3 seasons.

>pic mentioning smegma
>first post is a triggered yurotist
was this OP's plan all along?

>He doesn't spit in his hand like every other upright ape on the planet

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lol you crazy muslims, so obsessed with penis

becoming a jew/mudslime requires you to be circumcised first

WHAT A COINCIDENCE

>jerking your dick with male spit

You do realise how gay that sounds senpai...

Lol fag

it's not their fault the Jews supress this shit

I remember zero (ZERO) mention of the foreskin in health class.

>an integral part of being a man
>foreskin
You uncut fanatics are pathetic

1-3, 1st movie

4th season isn't terrible but it's not that great either

>uncut
natural
>ungauged ears

Cut dicks has smegma too

Unclean

I cannot understand the appeal of taking acid and sitting and watching tv. Why not just go and do something? Have an adventure or some dumb shit? I can barely stand non-flame sources of light when tripping, sitting in front of a monitor would give me a super bad time.

>I'm cut but don't need lotion to fap
how.
I guess you glans skin looks like sandpaper by now

>OP asks about Spongebob but posts picture mentioning uncut penisis
>cue a 30 post debate on circumcision
Never change Sup Forums.

>fag op wants to take acid and watch a children's cartoon
>1 "DUDE" post
Wow Sup Forums you've changed

Me neither

This, I didn't know what a foreskin was until I was 18 and pulled it back for the first time when I was about to have sex, the smell was so bad she run out of the room.

chopped dicks are dried and scarred