330 pounds

>330 pounds

JUST

KEK DELET THIS

based

He has lived his life as a handsome and charming man. He has had sex plenty of women, and probably still does.

He has made a major mark on the world of cinema.

He is 80 fucking years old. He has every right to be fat, and eat as many fucking burgers he wants

Hes 80, who fucking cares
He's not working anymore either
And he's the Second greatest actor of all time
gtfo fuck outta here

He was one of the guys who threw McDonald's over Brando's fence when he was supposed to be on a diet so I guess it rubbed off on him

yeah but it's a little undignified to see his gut hanging out like that

this is sad

His fucking face.

women wanted to be fucked by this

The fucking tray.. $5 value meal.

You go Jack, aim for the stars my son.

he mostly used prostitutes

>nom nom
>oh shit, my fat gut has burst through my shirt
>ah fuck it, let them look

I agree with both these statements.
Let him do what he wants.
Just wear a bigger shirt that fits.

>jack nicholsons house
>where to take 12 year olds and rape them in the butt

ITT: queer party friends

our guy

i doubt an 80 year old 350 pound man gets an erection

and they still would prefer him over you

He's misplaced more money than you'll make in your entire lifetime
I don't think he'll care what you'll think

I would love to be able to around eating everything i want at 80 like him

I'm 330 too

Hes going full robert baratheon

>tfw bobbyposting is dead

Has he even been in anything good aside from Anger Management and Meet the Fockers?

cuckoo's nest, idiot

Go to bed, Marlon Brando's ghost

>anything good aise from...
>names two shit movies

My almonds have been activated.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Just a reminder, he's the reason Lara Flynn Boyle started fucking up her face in order to keep herself attractive to him.

Lol

What did he mean by this?

he is trying to stand up but later gives up

have you ever seen a fat person try to get up?

This.

He's mega rich, famous, has LIFETIME courtside seats, he made some of the best movies ever, gave some of the most compelling performances.

He could kick a baby seal and I would be ok with it.

forget it jake, it's too hard to stand up

Getting up from a seat for an obese person is literally trying to do a crunch in an upright position.
Bad for the spine and hurts the stomach.

I love you

His name is Jack you retard.

Whatcha looking at his gut for?

Besides if he was to star in a Jake and the Fatman reboot he wouldn't be Jake.

I he still hasnt been accused of rape. Kinographically based.

Can you even comprehend how little of a fuck does he give about people calling him fat or his gut showing in a bunch of pictures?

Are you aware of how little he cares?

>zero pounds of fucks
Nice

>tfw to hard too stand up

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I'd be dissapointed in myself if I DIDNT look exactly like that at his age. Meanwhile you couldn't even afford courtside seats

People stop having sex in their 60s. He has piles of money, has lived an amazing life, so why not just eat great food until you die? It's actually a sign of health when an 80 year old can support that kind of weight. Most seniors wither away and can't keep weight on.

How many pussies were grabbed here, anons?

>People stop having sex in their 60s
lolno

Obviously sex drive diminishes when testosterone levels start diminishing, but that doesn't mean old people have no sex drive.

Why did he have to point out the shirt was blue?

so you know which pics he's referring to

BOW YA SHITS

Those were whoppers, you ignorant fuck.

BRAAAAAAAP

Is jack the most based man in hollywood?

>jack will die in your lifetime
no

Not if I kill myself first.

Brando and Welles both blew up, nobody stopped respecting them.

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

Did he ever call (((them))) out?

>tfw 6'6 350lbs and diabetic
At least he's rich

Wasn't there some long standing rumor that he murdered someone? He's destroying himself on purpose.

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