could Mike and Jay be the only youtubers boycott Disney and not review TLJ?
the Collider shills, Chris Cuckmann.. could never imagine them doing it but RLM already talked shit about Disney and I could totally see them just doing some Nerd Crew video the day TLJ comes out and not review it
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I hope they do because i dont give a shit about star wars
Do you think Mike has ever done cocaine?
They're just holding out for a bigger bribe.
Will Disney buy Jay a gf this time?
Definitely.
If they don't do a review of TLJ their autistic fanbase will have a hissy fit and they want that YouTube click money
They could, but they won't. Mike isn't interested in your high school boycott bullshit.
They didn't review the transfivers five because they had zero interest in that franchise. Although Mike hates how soulless SW is, I bet he's still interested, if even midly.
At this point they can shit out a 3-Part Plinkett Review thats nothing but a loop of Rich cumming and they’ll not only increase their revenue but make their fanbase stronger. Their fanbase are just completely autistic masoquistic fucks that will get behind whatever RLM shits out.
Having said all that, they will make a video with “reviewing” TLJ, they can’t afford not to. Whether or not they’ll actually review it or pull something like the Transformers TLK videos that is yet to be seen.
They're on patreon, they don't care about clicks.
Nah, but I would like a Plinkett review. For the most part I like when they review bad movies. Disney movies are going to be C- at worst and probably C+. No where near an Adam Sandler movie or the shitquels.
Some of their most viewed reviews are capeshit related and RLM knows it. They'll never stop reviewing capeshit because it's a cash cow. No matter how much integrity Mike and Jay might have, they got a business to run and mouths to feed ( Rich Evans).
They are not going to boycott Disney, DCuck.
>boycotting Disney
Mike will suck the Star Wars™ cock until he dies
But that sounds just like something theyd do. Review it when its on br
Mike was talking about boycotting movieplex theaters in general last hitb . He just wants to be able to pay 50 bucks and stream new movies to his fatass 8k tv.
he got triggered because Sup Forums kept coughing on him and chewing in his ear.
Did you watch the Thor review
Mike is a hige Star Wars fanboy, he will review Last Jedi, whether the fanbase wants or not.
He will review it. It's tradition at this point.
He's pretending to be jaded.
I bet he will love the shit out of the movie when it comes out.
> Sup Forums kept coughing on him and chewing in his ear.
Why it never happens to me when I go to movieplexes? Because it's only an american thing, and people in europe are just more civilized and know how to behave in public environment?
post patreon links!
After Mike sucked Disney's dick over TFA? Not a chance.
People only know who they are because of the plinkett reviews
Google it, you dork.
I deal with european tourists all the time and can attest that they are rude and smell bad.
Tourists are always horrible people.
V E R Y C O O L intensifies
Does Disney divvy up the shill cash based on who is the best goy or something?
These people seem to be in competition as to who can suck Disney's dick fastest and longest.
Mike said he wants movie theaters to die
>I could totally see them just doing some Nerd Crew video the day TLJ comes out and not review it
This is the best timeline
Yes
lmao are you serious?
Is this a joke? RLM are the biggest star wars sycophants in the e-celeb reviewer business. They did nothing but gush on about how great TFA was, despite it being the platonic idea for soulless focus-tested corporate product schlock. Why would you expect them to ever boycott Disney and nu-starwars?
Keep in mind that they also cater to the lowest common denominator with their constant videos focusing on capeshit and pseudo-capeshit. Not in a million years will they ever "take a stand" against the Eternal Rodent
But they shit on Rogue 1
A film critic for a publication is on salary. RLM gets paid in ad revenue (and yes, Patreon). Star Wars videos are some of their highest viewed. It would just be bad business to kiss away all those views and money.
Necessary ploy to seem unbiased when they're going to suck off TLJ.
>They did nothing but gush on about how great TFA was
But this isn't true. Mike loved it, Jay liked it, and Rich was meh. Then they did a Plinkett video that broke down the problems with it. You're just butthurt they didn't hate it as much as you.
wtf was up with their raganok "review" they basically said they hated it but still said it was good. anyone still denying they are paid by disney is lying to themselves.
>they basically said they hated
No they didn't.
Also, you realize that RLM isn't one mind right? Mike and Jay had different opinions on it.
Do you honestly think Disney paid Mike to say that he thinks the movie was bland and the cons outweighed the pros and that movie theaters should die?
>rlm
>integrity
hmm
hello R*dditlettermedia shill
>make an incorrect statement
>get corrected
>"y-you're a shill!!!"
if jay likes a directors old work he will pretend to like every piece of garbage put out by them i.e. Refn, Lynch
Only because he had another fat slob sitting next to him at Thor 3 that reminded him of himself.
Yes, I honestly do. Nothing else can explain their odd shift in tone towards shitty Disney films
>if jay likes a directors old work he will pretend to like every piece of garbage put out by them
He loves Alien. He hated Alien Covenant.
He loves You're Next and The Guest. He hated Blair Witch.
He loves early George Romero movies. He hates later George Romero movies.
Do you even think for two seconds about the stuff you spew or do you just hope nobody will notice you're pulling things out of your ass?
>I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be.
- Mike Stoklasa on The Force Awakens
Theres no way he won't also love its trash sequel.
>Theres no way he won't also love its trash sequel.
Unless he doesn't like it.
>DUDE WEIRD LMAO
I hate this new RLM buzzword.
Disney's already dropped the ban. That was well thought out.
RLM is part of the problem of the modern film industry. Focus all your attention on shitty capeshit flicks, people go out to see capeshit partly because people like you brought it into their attention, and then you fucking wonder why there's so much capeshit.
But they'll never put their foot down and actually go off on capeshit and disneyshit. Because they know which side their bread is buttered, and they know they pump out reviews/analyses/etc of lowest common denominator bullshit because they have no integrity and will do whatever gives them the most clicks.
bf
If someone is enough of a pleb to adore TFA, then he's beyond hope. He's already down himself to be an ADHD retard who only cares about big flashy setpieces without any regard for substance.
>Focus all your attention on shitty capeshit flicks
>Capeshit reviews in 2016:
Deadpool
Batman v Superman
Captain America Civil War
X-Men Apocalypse
Suicide Squad
Doctor Strange
>Non-capeshit reviews in 2016:
Hateful Eight
Ridiculous 6
The Revenant
Me Him Her
10 Cloverfield Lane
Hardcore Henry
Green Room
Independence Day Resurgence
Ghostbusters
Star Trek Beyond
Stranger Things
Blair Witch
Don’t Breathe
Shut In
Arrival
The Witch
The Brothers Grimsby
The Neon Demon
The Nice Guys
The Boy
The Finest Hours
The Greasy Strangler
The Conjuring 2
Demolition
The Lobster
The Shallows
Swiss Army Man
The Adderall Diaries
Sausage Party
Hello My Name is Doris
The Family Fang
Pee Wee’s Big Holiday
Mr. Right
Rogue One
>it's all a shill conspiracy
You faggots are more paranoid than Sup Forums
Obvious shilling is obvious, RLM drone
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So is the autistic faggot that has posted the RLM "review" pasta over and over and over for the last six fucking years a shill as well? Or is a shill merely someone that points out when you're wrong?
Doesn't make the post any less true.
>viral marketing doesen't exist
lmao
stop fucking projecting
Who the fuck is being paid by people who need donations to make a living?
RLM was making a living for years before they had a Patreon.
Mike has a learning disability.
>2016
nice try shill
>mike and jay boycotting disney
>most of their reviews are capeshit
This. It because his mother drank hraps when she was pregnant and he has alcohol fetal syndrome. It's probably the reason he could never finish high school.
>Capeshit reviews in 2017:
Logan
Power Rangers
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Wonder Woman
Spiderman Homecoming
Thor Ragnarok
>Non-capeshit reviews in 2017:
La La Land
Bye Bye Man
Get Out
Life
Alien Covenant
The Mummy
Baby Driver
Annabelle Creation
It
Mother
Blade Runner 2049
>But they shit on Rogue 1
That was either
(A) an awkward attempt to make up for botching their TFA reviews or
(B) an act to make them seem impartial. One theory is their marching orders from disney are to applaud the saga movies and shit on the story movies.
If you never experience it, you're the one doing it
I stopped going to the Kino because of noise, talking, phones, etc
>They did a Plinkett video that broke down the problems with it
You mean they did a Plinkett review that spent about 45 minutes talking more about how people obsess over the star wars franchise rather than talk about the movie itself. Considering Plinkett's first star wars review referenced the proverb 'Brevity is the soul of wit' Mike spent a lot of time talking about nothing in the TFA video.
I don't even hate TFA, I thought it was entertaining and had some really strong characters, but at the very least Plinkett could have discussed how changing hands from George to Disney doesn't particularly improve Star Wars from the shitty state it was in, and in fact weakened some of the 'magic' the Star Wars films had.
Plinkett sppent more time trashing George Lucas than TFA in that video. they didn't even spell "Mary sue". that Disney money must feel good.
Because the video was called "star wars awakens", not "force awakens". You didn't notice it, and neither did your brain.
Maybe the reason they didn't shit on TFA more but did shit on R1 is because they enjoyed TFA and didn't enjoy R1. Just a thought.
Maybe because they get paid by Disney one way or another. Through ads or Patreon hush money.
Which proposition is the most realistic? Schlock lovers or shekel lovers?
>and shit on the story movies.
To be fair, that's easy to do.
>spends a 2 hour commentary track criticizing R1
>has a discussion predicting how terrible the han solo movie is going to be
>makes an entire series mocking star wars and its fans
Muh shills!
>To be fair, that's easy to do.
TFA is far worse than R1, their review didn't make any sense. Paid shills, just like the real nerd crew fag defending Disney ban on LA times because "nobody is entitled to preview screenings"