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I can't. I simply can't.

His wife is jewish

D R O P P E D

much better than RLM imo, more insightful and not a lazy asshole

Point is, Chris has more subscribers and supporters for a reason, but since you fuckers are contrarians, you'll probably disagree

I love this Chris Stuckmann Youtube video series. The things in this series were good. Sound sounded good and the looks looked good too. I also liked other things that I liked. Also behind me is a picture of Chris Stuckmann and a Chris Stuckmann figurine. There are some bad things but overall Stuckmann Youtube video series is a good. Thanks for watching.

Bcoz his opinion is still totaly shit, kys urself

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>I grew up with Chris Stuckman, so this channel means a lot to me..

he showers praise on capeshit and other trash films so i cant take him seriously

Wimpy

Sensitive

Lankly

Has ugly tattoos from movies on his pasty doughy arm

Generic and safe reviews design to appeal to the largest possible audience

He has nothing interesting to say because he isn't an interesting person. He didn't go to film school, he's only been in one relationship, he doesn't do anything outside of watching and reviewing movies.

I don't quite understand how he is as popular as he is.

He gave Avengers 2 a fucking A+ like, that is one of the most uninteresting superhero movies I've seen in my life.

Cried when RLM made a joke about him

you just described 90% of people who consume the movies he reviews

>Generic and safe reviews design to appeal to the largest possible audience
>I don't quite understand how he is as popular as he is.

>He has nothing interesting to say because he isn't an interesting person.
>he's only been in one relationship
>he doesn't do anything outside of watching and reviewing movies

Ha ha ha! What a loser.

Are there any jewtube movie critiques that actually do interesting analyses of movies instead of just capeshit clickbait for lowest-common-denominator audiences? Only one I can think of is collative learning

would finger his anus

But there are other dummies like Jeremy Jahns who (while are fucking awful) at least have some charisma and energy. I'm not implying Jeremy is good by any means, he is the McDonalds of youtube reviews, but I would rather eat at McDonalds than eat a cow patty from Chris Stuckmanns channel.

Critikal/Penguinz0

Georg Rockall-Schmidt
Mostly analyses of the industry rather than the films themselves but still pretty solid channel

He doesn’t watch the movies he reviews

I don't know why all the self-adoring pseuds on this board hate him but he's definitely my review nigga. Simple and viciously effective at his job. He watches a movie then comes back and informs you of his opinion and what you should and should not expect. His editing skills are minimalistic so the focus is always on his talking. Plus his sense of humour is kept to minimum which is something I really appreciate in reviews (I am here for your opinion on product X, not your jokes and punchlines).

I fucking love his Hilariocity reviews.

Charisma and energy = annoying to a percentage of your viewership
I don't watch any of these people though, I just look at Stuckmans face in the thumbnail and I'll know the grade he gives it.

Thanks, that looks like exactly the sort of thing I was looking for.

Stucky has a perfect hairline

He thought that Sacred Deer was boring and didnt make any sense

literal everyday guy spouting mostly trivial things about the movies he reviews. has literally no personality that leaks into his reviews except muh childhood. he caters to a broad mass of "movie nerds xD" and that's it. good for him though he seems like a bit of a bitch and wouldve probably shot up some mall if he wasn't successful.

Rob is just so far out it's not even contrarian anymore. I mean he has some really good videos but sometimes he's just so far up his ass.

This to a certain degree. George produces very good content. Good listen to all around.


One more that comes to mind if you can accept someone that delves totally into philosophy and stuff is Renegade Cut channel by Leon Thomas.

Chris Stuck(((man)))

he's the best video essayist on youtube. jealous?

NO BBC!!


BOO! BOO! GIVE US WHAT WE WANT CHRIS! BBC NOW!

He's the Anthony Fantano of movie reviews

Z O D S S N A P P E D N E C K

Nah, that's the easy sort of joke that he wants you to make about him. Truth is, his criticism lacks any depth or description. Rarely does he go into why an aspect of a film works/doesn't work. His videos are shallow, surface analysis at best (and hollow praise/condemnation at worse). He can laugh and say he does the "I grew up with" thing as a troll as a joke, but his inability to really talk about film makes him the real joke.

So he knows very little about the technical side of movies and just uses memes and buzzwords along with shitty opinions for his reviews?

Just like Ralph and RLM, he's a shitty filmmaker. The fact that you have to go to pornhub to watch his short film and roast it, is a sign.

This but unironically

#Litty and relatable for a guy like me obsessed with geek culture. Zelda, Skyrim, Star Wars and Capekino? YES PLEASE. I grew up with the Stuckman and I hope one day to get Stuckmantized

aw snap busted he got inbred dna in his kids now

are you me user?

his reviews are formulaic
>list cast
>mention how the movie is connected to your childhood
>rate cinematography, plot, acting and soundtrack
>And give the movie the same score everybody else did

JMR(jacks movie reviews) is probably the best movie review channel
actually unique opinions, goes surprisingly in-depth

savaged! he is fucked now.

>the "you need to be a filmmaker to criticize film" meme

I really wonder what goes through the head of someone like you, what compells you to shitpost like this. It's not even witty or fun to read, just some dumb "le ironic dum dum" reverse posting that everyone just ignores half the time anyway. So either you are legitimately mad at people who enjoy capeshit, or your pathetic enough to think these are funny. What happened effort?

*to effort

Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised with his taste. He didn't suck Spiderman Homecoming's cock as much as everyone else.

I really wonder what goes through the head of someone like you, what compells you to comment on a shitpost like this. It's not even interesting to read, just some dumb "le that comment sux" banal posting that everyone just ignores half the time anyway. So either you are legitimately mad at people who enjoy shiposting, or your pathetic enough to think that's a good comment. What happened effort?

You're the one who started it bruh.

Some of his in depth reviews, like his one on Enemy are pretty good. Can't think of another big reviewer that makes those kinds of videos

why would anyone throw their life away like that? I will never understand.

Looks like a numale 2bh

tell that to zod's snapped neck

eternally cucked the fuck out.

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pure youtubekino

>cuckmann

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she's cute, would marry.

Heehawww good one! BTFO!

if it aint broke don't fix it I guess.
I'm torn because I think he actually has some decent taste he talked about how "The Gift" and "Locke" were among his favorite movies of whichever year they came out. Which are some good movies. But of course he then went ahead and picked Avengers or some capeshit the best movie of the year. He plays it safe, only watching blockbusters and rating them as you said according to the rating they already have.
Also he's a turbo pleb, I'm one hundred percent sure he's never watched a foreign film , except studio Gibly or one of those entry level weeb stuff.

You can't, he's the greatest director of his generation.

The Gift is awful tho

best post, tributing. hahahahahahahahahahaa

Brows Held High's good for reviews of arthouse fare - Oancitizen himself is a cunt but some of his videos are pretty interesting.

So does RLM