Apprentice Thread #2
/Roisin now, Roisin forever/ Edition
Apprentice Thread #2
/Roisin now, Roisin forever/ Edition
Just got home from work, what have I missed
Mayhem
3rd for SJ
Sarah-Jayne
this is a tough watch desu
they should all go
despair
I hope none of these fuckers are proud of that
Olympics-tier cringe
>£6 keyring
Haha fuck off
>£6 for a fucking looky-looky man key ring
fatty potter fucking up entirely
Big Liz
Sajan has barely spoken this episode. He's definitely safe.
I don't think people go on cruises to get propositioned with tat
SIX OF THE QUEENS POUNDS FOR A FUCKING KEYRING
>fucking keyrings
Just want these Sarah Jayne Wankers (SJWs) to leave
who the fuck gets home from work at this time?
Predicting a double sacking if SJ's team loses
WHY ARE THEY BUYING THE SHITTY SOUVENIRS
100% refunds incoming
SJ is getting fired, sorry lads
This
What does sarah jayne actually contribute?
Refunds inbound.
hope she stays desu
>hating big liz
this isn't reddit, lads.
ah yes time for the boring boardroom bit
What does Liz smell like?
Surely a double firing lads. Both teams have been fucking abysmal
Cleaning lady slag
Penfold getting lost is her only hope
Nooo
Being cute
>what are shifts
NEET scum spotted I bet you don't even pay for a tv licence like a responsible citizen
No one trusts the jew
Oy vey karren, why so anti-semitic?
"Always the bridesmaid and never the bride"
Kinky
>liz feeling bad for lonely fat guy
If this was an anime this would be the start of a romance
wet dog
asda own brand cat food
Jade has STILL done nothing in the entire show
>only 5 minutes left
Fucking hell
>this is a 10/10 in fucking anglo, degenerate filth BONGLAND betrayed hitler
>I find facts hard
Literally everything is just facts. Learning to count is just facts. Spelling is just facts. She's just lazy.
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>i find it difficult retaining facts hard
>i find it difficult retaining information
>i am learning disabled
what's the fucking difference
I will never learn which one is Andrew and which one is James.
She sold candyfloss outside Wembley (The Home Of Football)
might apply for the next series, how hard can it be?
Is jade the manc blonde slag?
cracking gimmick
>that croakiness in Sugg's voice
getting stronger and stronger..
That fucking grin from Andrew
Repulsive
Karren literally hates men.
Didn't even notice she was there until you pointed her out.
Who the fuck is Jade?
one is a cunt and the other is a twat
B A N T E R
L A D D I S H
if you're sensible they won't put you on the show
Lord Claude when?
>tfw Michaela will never run an Apprentice style process to find her new toyboy that you will enter and win
Why didn't the people on the tour just leave
Sounded really intense. They definitely pick some dumbfucks for the TV aspect though.
He also said he's still in contact with Felipe which I thought was nice
>and win
Kim Jong Liz, fucking kek
what would the tasks be? i'm very intrigued
if Big Liz had a german accent during the tour, it would have worked desu
Kim Jon Liz
Has he ever been known to be political? I'm sure he could buy one like Karen and Shuggs if he wanted to
Penis stuff
What, and leave your ride back to the ferry
>sensible
>becoming a millionaire
Pick one
If you get on can you do me a favour and call him "Sir Alex"
Where is the tranny?
>10 EUROS
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
How does Suralan come up with these zingers?
>they paid 210EUR for 15 min segway ride
>same person sold the tickets at £50 each
FUCKING WANKER JAMES GO HOME
Sugar with the bant today
10 P O U N D S
I agree wholeheartedly.
I'll call him a big guy too so everyone knows I'm /tv'sguy/
Same writers as Dragons' Den I bet
Hanging out with her son
Holding her bags whilst shopping
Telling her how great she looks
Driving her about
Taking her out for dinner
Well I'm not going to lose in my own imagination user.
LIZ!
SARAH WINS YET AGAIN
INFERIOR SARAH IS GONE
FUCK'S SAKE
>LIZ ACTUALLY FUCKING WON
Charles gone
>SJ losing
Send jade home she's just eye candy
Liz took sarge out
THIS
Sup Forums is STILL sleeping on the best girl
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SARAH JAYNE FAGS ABSOLUTE BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holy shit did anyone see joannas' arse in the group hug
Jew's team made a real holocaust of this week's challenge yet again
fuck off charles
warming to Liza desu
They set Anisa right up
Hopefully one of the coaster will go instead