Apprentice Thread #2

Apprentice Thread #2

/Roisin now, Roisin forever/ Edition

Just got home from work, what have I missed

Mayhem

3rd for SJ

Sarah-Jayne

this is a tough watch desu
they should all go

despair

I hope none of these fuckers are proud of that

Olympics-tier cringe

>£6 keyring
Haha fuck off

>£6 for a fucking looky-looky man key ring

fatty potter fucking up entirely

Big Liz

Sajan has barely spoken this episode. He's definitely safe.

I don't think people go on cruises to get propositioned with tat

SIX OF THE QUEENS POUNDS FOR A FUCKING KEYRING

>fucking keyrings

Just want these Sarah Jayne Wankers (SJWs) to leave

who the fuck gets home from work at this time?

Predicting a double sacking if SJ's team loses

WHY ARE THEY BUYING THE SHITTY SOUVENIRS

100% refunds incoming

SJ is getting fired, sorry lads

This

What does sarah jayne actually contribute?

Refunds inbound.

hope she stays desu

>hating big liz
this isn't reddit, lads.

ah yes time for the boring boardroom bit

What does Liz smell like?

Surely a double firing lads. Both teams have been fucking abysmal

Cleaning lady slag

Penfold getting lost is her only hope

Nooo

Being cute

>what are shifts

NEET scum spotted I bet you don't even pay for a tv licence like a responsible citizen

No one trusts the jew

Oy vey karren, why so anti-semitic?

"Always the bridesmaid and never the bride"
Kinky

>liz feeling bad for lonely fat guy
If this was an anime this would be the start of a romance

wet dog

asda own brand cat food

Jade has STILL done nothing in the entire show

>only 5 minutes left

Fucking hell

>this is a 10/10 in fucking anglo, degenerate filth BONGLAND betrayed hitler

>I find facts hard
Literally everything is just facts. Learning to count is just facts. Spelling is just facts. She's just lazy.

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>i find it difficult retaining facts hard
>i find it difficult retaining information
>i am learning disabled

what's the fucking difference

I will never learn which one is Andrew and which one is James.

She sold candyfloss outside Wembley (The Home Of Football)

might apply for the next series, how hard can it be?

Is jade the manc blonde slag?

cracking gimmick

>that croakiness in Sugg's voice
getting stronger and stronger..

That fucking grin from Andrew
Repulsive

Karren literally hates men.

Didn't even notice she was there until you pointed her out.

Who the fuck is Jade?

one is a cunt and the other is a twat

B A N T E R

L A D D I S H

if you're sensible they won't put you on the show

Lord Claude when?

>tfw Michaela will never run an Apprentice style process to find her new toyboy that you will enter and win

Why didn't the people on the tour just leave

Sounded really intense. They definitely pick some dumbfucks for the TV aspect though.

He also said he's still in contact with Felipe which I thought was nice

>and win

Kim Jong Liz, fucking kek

what would the tasks be? i'm very intrigued

if Big Liz had a german accent during the tour, it would have worked desu

Kim Jon Liz

Has he ever been known to be political? I'm sure he could buy one like Karen and Shuggs if he wanted to

Penis stuff

What, and leave your ride back to the ferry

>sensible
>becoming a millionaire
Pick one

If you get on can you do me a favour and call him "Sir Alex"

Where is the tranny?

>10 EUROS

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

How does Suralan come up with these zingers?

>they paid 210EUR for 15 min segway ride
>same person sold the tickets at £50 each
FUCKING WANKER JAMES GO HOME

Sugar with the bant today

10 P O U N D S

I agree wholeheartedly.

I'll call him a big guy too so everyone knows I'm /tv'sguy/

Same writers as Dragons' Den I bet

Hanging out with her son
Holding her bags whilst shopping
Telling her how great she looks
Driving her about
Taking her out for dinner

Well I'm not going to lose in my own imagination user.

LIZ!

SARAH WINS YET AGAIN

INFERIOR SARAH IS GONE

FUCK'S SAKE

>LIZ ACTUALLY FUCKING WON
Charles gone

>SJ losing

Send jade home she's just eye candy

Liz took sarge out

THIS

Sup Forums is STILL sleeping on the best girl

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SARAH JAYNE FAGS ABSOLUTE BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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holy shit did anyone see joannas' arse in the group hug

Jew's team made a real holocaust of this week's challenge yet again

fuck off charles

warming to Liza desu

They set Anisa right up

Hopefully one of the coaster will go instead