Character has to go to work

>character has to go to work
>doesn't pee about 5 times before heading out

>character goes to work and gets shit on by boss
>doesn't just knock his boss the fuck out and walk out

sounds like kidney problems

>character takes a shit and flushes
>doesn't have to get the plunger to unclog the toilet

>character shits
>doesn't take at least 10 tries to remove the blood

>character takes a shower
>doesnt let the shit and piss run down his legs then waffle stomp it through the grate

>character getting ready for a job interview
>doesn't give himself an enema

Yeah, really. I mean i'll piss once in the morning but i'm usually good for a while after that unless i'm just drinking a bunch of water.

>character has a cup of coffee
>doesn't have to take a massive dump right after

>character shits
>it isn't neone green and pure liquid