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>Guy thinks Gates McFadden is the reason why he's attracted to redheads
>Turns out it was actually because of her way hotter stunt double
Skeletor btfo

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Which experience would be the comfiest?
William Shatner teaching you how to ride a horse
Gates McFadden teaching you how to tap dance
Nichelle Nichols teaching you how to sing
DeForest Kelley teaching you how to garden
Any other options? What other hobbies do Trek actors have?

>oyakodon

Posted this in the other thread after post limit

Why didn't Vic Fontaine ever want to escape his holo prison like moriarty did?

Is it ethical to create a self aware holo program when its eternally locked in a made up world

Playing Jazz with Two Cakes Frakes

>Gates McFadden's double somehow managed to be less busty than Gates herself
Embarrassing. She doesn't even fill out the uniform like Gates, either.

Nana Visitor teaching you how to cook.

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>He doesn't know that all Star Trek women were forced to wear bras with fake styrofoam breasts

Ah yes, I'll be sure to include Jonathan Frakes teaching you how to play the trombone in future posts.
Another good option to include

Stay comfy Gates

But the doubles weren't? lol

wow, she's aged well

shes a bad bitch

Why would they? All you normally see are the backs of their heads.

That video is 7 years old.

just face it dude, the double is flatter than skeletor

Except for Suzie Plakson. She's got the naturally mega milkies.

That was 7 years ago.

This is what she looks like nowadays.

Stunt double for what purpose?

Was standing with her arms crossed in every scene she's in so dangerous?

pstew teaching you how to be a better pervert

Well, maybe not a stunt double. More likely a stand-in. But in the tweet where the pic came from she called her a "stunt double" if I recall.

He had 25 hours in the day, what could be better?

Because Moriarty is an alpha super genius while Vic is a dumb guido

I want to _____ Riker!

Shaka
With arms stroking

He only ever wanted to be in his decade and live the life he knew. Moriarty is a scientist at heart and wanted to explore.

>tfw I only just now realized that she also played one of the autistic trio from DS9

BUT SIR

>trio
>there was 4 of them

Shaka
With arms stroking

Wait, no.. I'm thinking of the female Q

She didn't. But she was in VOY and ENT.

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>you will never eat mama nana's mama's sauce

Lovely.

over the past year and a half, I've watched all of TOS and moved onto NG. I'm on season 5 and I have to ask.

Why is s5e1 such a drastic drop in quality compared to the s4 finale? What the fuck is the writing? The dialogue? The decision-making? The totally unrealistic occurrences?

I'm baffled by how they thought this would make a good season opening...

Hey, ho, madonn', watch it, ya dumb mook!

Stand down mr Worf

>You will never have a Vorta girlfriend

Because you wanted it to be a Worf episode but instead it was a Data episode.

>she invites her clones for group sex
based vorta

Also, nobody gives a shit about Sela. She was a huge mistake. Huge.

take back his vouchers for my bar

Every episode following a season finale is nowhere near as good as the season finale itself.

But dont fret S5 has like 3 of like the top 5 episodes of all of TNG in it

Yeah I mixed up the genetically engineered autist Lauren with the female Q.

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18 year old feral Molly was made for sex.

Is he the only character to never get laid throughout the entire series and the movies as well?

I was recently watching season 4 and I thought he said he picked up some strange on Risa, but it turned out that was just the brainwashing he received after being kidnapped and tortured by Romulan haters.

Well, maybe? It sure as hell shouldn't have been focused on data at all. Crusher was in there for a scene or 2 as well as per contractual agreement I'm sure.

But it wasn't even a Data episode because he gets limelight in probably the last act of the episode. It's rushed. They really packed in too much for one episode.

I coulda sworn he had at least one girl with him after his whole I wanna fuck a dead lady episode

Nana is so cute. I wish I was cooking that with her.

>YOU JUST KNOW

Why would anyone have sex with real people when you can make perfect holographic waifus who will do anything you want?

I wonder if the human population is in decline in the future.

hhnngg

People who can't handle it don't reproduce, people who can, do.

whats the problem?

If you listen closely you'll notice in the last episode of TNG, when Picard is in the future talking to Geordie at the vineyard, he mentions his (Geordie's) wife, and seconds later says something about cooking them some dinner and then he says verbatim "it won't be as good as Leah's cooking." I'm assuming he's referring to Geordie's wife again with that statement, but he said Leah, as in Leah Brahms.

Never understood the obsession some people have with old Nana.

Preferred Seven of NIne to all others, tbfh

still great. i like the grey.

truly the most tragic of one off characters

Promote but the fat lazy ass doesn't want a command of his own.

>Nana Visitor will never be your Mission Control

Why does she have the JUST hair?

>tfw she'll never let you tie her up and do Hirogen hunter/Borg roleplay

Poor Geordi will never live that down.

I want a russian Nana NOW!

Trump derangement syndrome

>Doctor struggles to be accepted
>Vic Fontaine is immediately treated like a real human bean, and gets to be flesh and blood in the mirror universe
>Enterprise J has a flat saucer section with Windows on the roof

>Enterprise J has a flat saucer section with Windows on the roof
lost me there

Because he was programmed to be happy with his life. Which is something that all hologram programmers should do.

*blocks your holosuite*

overhead windows because if the shield fails you're fucked anyway

I meant what does the Ent-J have to do with Vic and the Emh in relation to his post?

How the hell did runabouts survive any phaser fire or torpedoes from warships.

HEY PICARD!
HOW MANY FRENCHIES DO YOU KNOW WHO CAN SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ACCENT?

-THOUGHT SO.

>S5 has like 3 of like the top 5 episodes of all of TNG in it
Which are?

Shields are 5, not too bad.

Modern French is an extinct language by then, British accents just took over. His brother, sister-in-law and nephew are all the same, all living in France.

Yeah, cus the french really seem like the kind of people who would give up on their culture and national identity like that

that was sarcasm btw. redic

>just face it dude, the double is flatter than skeletor

The Eugenics War was tough on them. Trek history and real history have diverged by now.

this edit is about as cheap as my Janeway caricature

Did Curzon rape Jadzia? Or was I the only one who inferred that?

Wil Wheaton teaching you how to suck cock.

Should I tweet Nana and thank her for my attraction to grandmifls now?

damn, would berry

Fuck off, Wil's okay... sometimes.

I rike this!

Darmok, Inner light, First duty

Avery Brooks teaching you how to snort a line of coke.

>twitter edition
>poster acts black

rike

Shatner

Rick Berman teaching you how to shock the gay away.

Definitely just you

he did in the Alternate Universe.

Curzon admitted to wanting to sleep with her, now Jadzia would be stuck with Curzon's lust and her uncomfortableness at the same time. WOW, talk about a dilemma!

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>Curzon wants to fug Jadzia
>Becomes Jadzia
>has lots of sex
Is Curzon a cuck?

How cringe was this little faggot?