You're my present this year

You're my present this year.

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tfw no sister gf

This commercial is actually a lot more understandable if you imagine it takes placed during World War III. Think about it; America is several years into a war that is no longer sustainable. The Powers That Be are so desperate for soldiers that men are being kept in the war zone for years at a time without getting to see their families or go on leave. This poor boy has been fighting on the West African Front for so long and hasn't seen his family in all that time. Look at the way he asks "Is this the wrong house?" and she responds "Sister!" as if he hasn't seen her in years, as if the last time he saw her, she was just a tiny little girl tearfully waving goodbye as he stepped on the plane to join the battle and he doesn't even recognise her anymore. Meanwhile the world's economy has suffered a massive blow, and even in this relatively affluent suburban neighbourhood, things like coffee have become a luxury, never mind seeing it on the front lines. When the soldiers do get it, it's so degraded and watered down, that even cheap supermarket-value Folgers tastes like "real coffee" by comparison. And did you notice how the mother said "He's here" just as she smelled the coffee? Is coffee such a rarity, that this is their last can and they were saving it for when their son finally got home from war? So when the sister puts the bow on her brother, and hugs him lie that, and looks at him lie he's the most important thing in the world to her, it's not because she's in love with him, it's not questionable; it's the fact that she hasn't seen him in years, and every day, she's worried that he's been shot, or blown up, or infected with some incurable African disease; her gift isn't just that he's home for the holidays, her gift is just the fact that he's still alive. And after going through literal Hell, the family celebrates with the only small bit of comfort they can find in a world ravaged by ceaseless, senseless violence; a cup of Folgers coffee on a sunny winter's morning

what the fuck

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americans are fucked up

Incest is so hot, I'm upset its getting more mainstream though.

That's fucking hot.

it takes away from the taboo factor

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Why has incest become so mainstream in porn?

Everything Sup Forums likes eventually becomes mainstream plus incest is hot

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It's never real incest, though. It's always "step-" incest, even in situations where it makes no sense ("Guy fucks his step sister and their step mother" -- how can the woman be a stepmother to both siblings when they're stepsiblings?).

It's not illegal to make porn starring actors playing blood-related characters, and even mainstream television like GoT is doing it, so I have no idea why porn refuses to do it.

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Yup, plus I'm a fucking loser so the idea of my cute sister/mom coming on to me is hot.
It always straddled the line, but yeah now I see it represented more.

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It might be illegal in some states/other countries (I believe it is in Australia for example) and the companies may be trying to play it safe and minimize potential losses. The addition of the whole "step" thing is just a wink really.

I've noticed that they've dropped the "step" part in recent videos.

Where are you fags even getting "they are siblings" from? You've got some disgusting repressed fetishes. Were you touched when you were young?

Whatever it takes to destroy society, one step at a time.

dafuq.

You've never been to a non-Christian let alone non-white country, amirite?

Context. She's clearly young, and has her own room in this house. This young guy also lives with her. When you realize that this young man and woman live together it's a good guess that they're brother and sister. Unless you have some other explanation.

>Where are you fags even getting "they are siblings" from?
Our over active imaginations.

We don't know what the guy looks like and he could be 18-22 based on that voice. The girl could be 18 give or take a year and they could be two lovers who have eloped or some shit

They could be room mates that do the dirty on the side. It seems way more plausible than them being related.

Where's the autismo old fags to pull apart the video and find every detail when you need them

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It's because the porn industry in the US has very little legal protection. The police can and will shut down a shoot for basically any reason without a warrant or probable cause and it's on you to fight it in court. So even though Riley Reid and Aidra Fox are clearly not sisters, the police can demand that your shoot be ended until you actually produce the birth certificates proving that they are not blood-related. It's absurd and no other industry (like legitimate TV, like GoT) has to go through this.

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Yeah every other video on pornhub has some kind of step dad fucks daughter or someshit

No wait it's clearly his girlfriend. That's probably his room to. She says why is it wet? and he replies "i was in the shower with it". Implying he just walked out of the shower and started the video. That's why she didn't really mind touching it.

Im calling it now, anons. Case closed.

>they could be two lovers who have eloped or some shit
That's clearly a girl's room. Not a couple's room.

Interracial, Gay and Trannies are no longer seen as taboo in society, so they need to find the next big thing to commodity.

>watching commercials
>watching television at all

Not in my America

Wait I didn't watch it, its not the incest one? There are actors who actually replace them in a spoof of sorts, parents show up too.

>being this denial
I know it's hard to accept it. It took me about a year. America changed, user.

I have one of those.

Obligatory

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Oh jesus I feel like an idiot. I have seen the fleshlight one though.

So watch it.

Let us have our fun.
And honestly, it could go either way. He said she was in "her" room which implies it is separate from his. Also he didn't say he was in the shower, she asked if he had been in the shower to explain the wetness and he just laughed. Plus her reactions to all this point to someone who does not have a sexual relationship with this guy

You know you might be right, it's just hard to imagine them being related but it's defiantly possible. If they are related i would like to know the back story of how it all started.

Sibling sexual tension is more common than you think

it's also less common than YOU think

>t. numale

what? being a degenerate that wants to fuck your sister is definitely more of a numale thing

No it didn’t user. Media pushes this trash but it has no traction in most states

>this is what numales actually believe

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or they just had some hot sex a couple of months earlier before the guy went on holiday and the girl just cant wait to do that again that night

Bro...

Do you really think the cancer will die out? It's spreading like mold. My point is that it's best to adapt now. You're not going to win.

riiight

You have to wonder what Folgers was thinking when they made this. Can you actually imagine just sitting in your comfy recliner, watching the tube and drinking some beer, and this shit comes on television. I would literally wonder if someone poisoned my fucking alcohol.

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YES

sauce god damn it

>Sup Forums "GAYS ARE DEGENERATES, THEY MUST BE KILLED"

this shit exists

>sister caught dog licking my balls and literally never spoke to me without looking nervous ever again

she was hot too, what a shame

>was
What happened?

Only single children are supposed to enjoy incest porn r-right

Could easily be his wife or girlfriend. No evidence they are related.

got fat + kids

Not him but my sister never had a boyfriend in high school, she would have fucked me if I put forth the effort.

It's the next step you know

Except that's literally been debunked in this thread with detail to attention

>tfw no hot sister to slicken it up

Wow that must mean jews have literally ran things since the beginning of time. Wow...

t. retarded person

>dafuq
You have to go back.

>they could be
Yeah, not exactly evidence now is it? Faglord.

>tfw my sister will only bang me with her strapon and won't let me penetrate her and she says it's because I'm cis scum and must be shown the true power of women and how it feels to be "penetrated by a phallus" so I "understand why the patriarchy must die"

Lol it would have been her idea, women are experts in poor decision-making. My very first gf lost her virginity to her brother, there was lasting damage of course though.

Sister is a genetically closest being to you.
Do you love yourself? Ofcource. Do you love your sister? Is there's something wrong with touching yourself? No. Is there's something wrong with touching your sister?

Like a torn hymen?

Can't beat that logic.

Typical. My mom does the same thing!

Damn it sucks to be you guys. At least my grandma lets me suck her dick after she uses her tumblr approved fucksaw on all of my holes.

Literally this.

That, but her bro attempted suicide and had to be rehabilitated. Funny thing is how similar he and I looked, though he was more handsome.

Imagine being so unclever and having such a moronic sense of humor that you constantly make your girlfriend question being with you and feel bad about your relationship when she sees her friends with boyfriends that aren't autistic 12 year olds

If it's his sister than what I said x2

>All the autists that watch this and think it's his girlfriend or get butthurt at a little sibling banter

You must be an absolute joy to be around.

I'm gonna tell you anons something I've never told anyone before. When I was 7 and my sister was 14 my parents made us shower together, I think it was some sort of "test" for me. She had nice big tits for a 14 year old.

I'm 90 percent sure my girlfriend is sexually attracted to her brother. I don't think they've done anything, but the way they flirt, touch each other, talk about sex w/ each other, it all screams sexual tension. Kinda weird. I just leave it alone haha, it's the kinda thing where if I were to mention it she would probably flip out. I only have a brother but truth is, I have a cousin I would totally bang if I felt it was possible and I can easily imagine a brother and sister being attracted to each other

haev sistre cum to bangladesh bb i m ake many cummm for her to make many cum for me bb we make many cumm to you sistre bb to hers bobs

:^\

>tfw been fucking my cousin for like fifteen years now

We're the same age and lost our virginity together. Outside of us fucking everytime we see eachother we are normal as fuck and have significant others, jobs, all that shit.

do a mmf with your gf and her brother.

That's awesome man, props. I'm jealous
No thanks haha. I'm glad it's taboo for them to actually bang because he's way more attractive than me

Watch it Chrissy

>tfw you suck your stepgrandma's dick and now your family has made you an outcast

I don't get it, she was in hospice care because of her dementia, it's not like it was hurting her, she didn't even know I was slobbing her knob. Facking fascists.

Society just isnt ready for us lad

Ew what are you fucking gay?

No she identified as a female at the end of her life so sucking her thick ladycock was purely heterosexual you shitlord.

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Plot twist: They're Canadian

So I was going down on my grandma the other day, and I tasted horse semen.

And I thought to myself... is this how she died?

how can your sister be your girlfriend