Got the character in mind? You sure you want that one?

Got the character in mind? You sure you want that one?

Good.

You awake one morning having transformed Kafka-esque into your chosen character. As you lie in bed adjusting to your new body and whatever abilities come with it, without any of said character's memories or belongings, your new and different future stretches open before you. What do?

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Eat burgers?

Well THIS is gonna be insanely awesome...
I pretty much proceed to then have the greatest life ever imaginable.
I would give literally anything if this could magically be true.

Go live in the woods.

I wish I chose batman

>Doorman

Basically keep doing what I'm doing but occasionally help people into the afterlife and talk with dead people.

I guess I also wouldn't have to worry about getting mugged or beat up either, so I could just joywalk into dangerous places..

>dick grayson

stop crimefighting and have a bunch of sex I guess

I should start picking cute girls instead

Life is great now

Be happy forever

My life is going to be pretty difficult from now on, but i'm also one of the coolest batmans and i'm going to tap the ass

Mess with my super cool new robo arm and play with my tiddies.