Stinz is an old Fantagraphics title about Steinheld "Stinz" Löwhard, a half-horse drafted into the military on the eve of a Great War.
At this point, Stinz is still in basic training, and is driving Sergeant Kirschen half mad with all the various special needs and exceptions that come with Stinz being what he is.
Previous storytime:
Gabriel Sullivan
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Zachary Morris
>How come you're holding it like [something about an elephant's anatomy]?
It's true, he is.
Justin Sullivan
This is one of my favorite bits, especially that bottom left panel.
Isaiah Lopez
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Anthony Evans
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Juan Murphy
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Cameron Jones
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Jeremiah Murphy
The barbed wire was bad enough, but here comes real trouble.
Easton Thomas
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Adam Sanders
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Jacob Nelson
That damn wall though.
Gavin Phillips
Centaur stealth technology!
Nicholas Edwards
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Jackson Russell
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Aaron Bailey
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Brandon Adams
Arschgeige means literally "ass violin." As in a guy who plays the violin with his ass.
Joseph Cruz
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John Foster
Damn, but Stinz is one stand-up guy.
Lucas Miller
And yet he still knows how to get Kirschen's goat.
Angel Gray
Move, dumbass!
Ryder Rogers
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Robert Gray
Oops, skipped a page.
Juan Torres
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Anthony Rogers
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Evan Myers
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Leo Bell
And the second half of the letters column finishes out issue #3.
I hope somebody out there likes these.
Juan Ortiz
Courtesy bump. This is such a strange premise for a comic.
William Diaz
It gets even stranger later on, the end of the war causes some seriously crazy things. (Sadly, I'm missing some parts of the series here and there -- it got bounced around between a bunch of different publishers over the twenty years or so that Barr was writing it) I'll do issue 4 in just a bit.
Jose Smith
Here we go, issue #4 of the Fantagraphics run, in which Stinz gets promoted, and receives a surprising letter from home.
Ayden Russell
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Zachary Bennett
It seems our old friend Unruh is still a smart-mouthed pain in the ass.
Hunter Peterson
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David Ramirez
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Brody Murphy
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Elijah Edwards
That's showin 'em who's boss!
John Anderson
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Jayden Hughes
Hah, Kirschen's going through the confiscated mail.
Jordan Howard
Don't imply, Kirschen, it's bad for your health.
Lincoln Kelly
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Caleb Brooks
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Angel Davis
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Henry King
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Hudson Roberts
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Hunter Gonzalez
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Michael King
I love that she translates the dog, too.
Julian Murphy
Oh man, it's on.
Luis Johnson
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Zachary Hill
That fuckin' dog, man, he kills me.
Thomas Ramirez
Damn, what a mess.
Lucas Smith
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Robert Murphy
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Gabriel Kelly
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Thomas Cook
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Noah Bennett
D'awww. Stinz, you big cornball.
Aiden Ramirez
And the letters page rounds this one out. There's one Fantagraphics issue left. I might have time to storytime it in a bit; if not I'll do it up tomorrow.
Justin Young
Bump
Nathan Stewart
Donna Barr had an… unusual interest in men in German uniform. Be so kind as to tell the children here about Desert Peach.
Grayson Ortiz
>Donna Barr had an… unusual interest in men in German uniform
Definitely. She served in the military for a while herself, and seems to have developed a liking for snappy uniforms. And the Germans definitely have the snappiest.
>Desert Peach
Sadly, I don't have it, but it's supposed to be great. All about Erwin "The Desert Fox" Rommel's flamboyantly gay brother, I hear it's pretty funny, kind of like something Mel Brooks might have done in the 70s.
Issue 5 of Stinz coming up in a few minutes.
Colton Sanchez
Closing out the Fantagraphics run, here's Stinz #5, featuring Stinz' wedding to Brüna.
Jack Gutierrez
That's right, this was under Brave New Words, not Fantagraphics.
Josiah Harris
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Oliver Perez
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Hunter Lopez
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Nathan Brown
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Gavin Clark
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Christopher Butler
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Jacob Cruz
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Sebastian Butler
Hoo boy, here we go.
Austin Lopez
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Blake Perry
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Henry Davis
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Liam Richardson
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Joseph Barnes
There's that crazy dog again.
Isaiah Bailey
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Dominic Martinez
>Safe!
That's what you think, bub.
Asher Hall
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Jonathan Brown
Hey, not the tail, lady!
Joseph Roberts
Damn dude, you just barely escaped one ass-kicking, don't go back in for another!
Colton Reed
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Jayden Robinson
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Josiah Morales
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Jason Perez
Ha, ha, subtle.
Tyler Perez
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Josiah Jenkins
And soon the war arrives.
Nathaniel Howard
Oh hey, I forgot about the bonus feature in this issue.
Jordan Garcia
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Angel Bailey
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Justin Mitchell
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Jaxson Rivera
And that's the end of that issue, apart from some ads. Tomorrow I'll be sharing the first issue of volume 2.