WONDER WOMAN Test-Screening Spoilers

>Movie begins on present day with Diana living in Paris. Apparently she split after the events of BvS. She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.

>Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.

>It's World War I, and Steve Trevor steals a notebook that the Germans have been using to create chemical weapons and flees on a stolen airplane. The Germans catch up to him and both crash-land in Themyscira. The Amazons kill the Germans and arrest Trevor. He says he's trying to stop the war and shows them the book. It has a bunch of spells and Diana deduces Ares is behind the war. The amazons don't want to get involved so Diana volunteers to escort Trevor back to Men's World and stop Ares. Diana steals the Godkiller sword to do so.

>In America Diana befriends Steve's secretary Etta Candy and Steve convinces his superiors that the Germans are creating chemical weapons and is sent to stop them. He assembles a team that includes Diana and Etta as well as a comic relief actor con man played by Ewem Bremner; a sniper played by Saiid Taghmaoui and a Indian smuggler played by Eugene Brave Rock. They are completely useless. They meet up with a wimpy science officer played by David Thewlis.

>Danny Huston is a German officer who wants to take over the world and is really generic. He huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength. Elena Anaya is Doctor Poison and is horribly scarred and creating the chemical weapons. She's also kinda useless but at least looks cool.

>Diana and Steve fall in love and Diana fights Danny Huston's men a bunch of times. In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity. The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.

>Long story short the mystic chemical weapon that Doctor Poison created for Ares causes people to go berserk on each other. It will make everyone kill each other and make Ares super-mega-powerful.

>Diana and her crew attack the German outpost and Diana quickly disposes of Danny Huston. It turns out Thewlis was Ares all along. He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.

>Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her. He says humans are only capable of war and that's why he'll win.

>Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.

>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.

>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.

>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.

>No cameos other than Barry Allen and Arthur Curry being namedropped on the e-mail exchange.

>Connie Nielsen and Robin Wright are also pretty wasted as Diana's mother and aunt. Especially Wright who only gets like three scenes.

>Action is mostly good though it overuses slow-motion.

>Ares is mostly CGI in his final form. He has an armor; a horned helmet; a long cape; a big-ass sword and a shield that gets bigger to protect his full body if necessary.

>Humor is sparse and hit and miss. There's some genuinely funny scenes and some not so much.

>There's a scene where Steve and Diana are sharing a boat on the way back to Men's World and end up lying next to each other. Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot. Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

>In another scene Diana inquires Steve about what his wristwatch is. He tells her it's a device to keep time and know when to wake up or eat. She's puzzled someone would let a machine tell them when to do these things.

>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.

>Written by Zack Snyder

It shows.

How many people booed?

With each line it alternates between something I like and something I hate.

>Etta dies
Holy fuck these movies are a fucking disaster.

>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.

Even if she hypothetically doesn't,its not like her and Steve would be alive in modern day anyway

The awful framing devices really remind me of Sucker Punch actually.

OP didn't see it he stole it from this Sup Forums thread which got it from this Sup Forums thread

Everyone

It wasn't. This is all bullshit

>Wonder Woman movie
>Everyone prefers Steve

>Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot.
SYKE! That's the wrong Wondie!

>>There's a scene where Steve and Diana are sharing a boat on the way back to Men's World and end up lying next to each other. Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot. Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

Why is JLA Wondie pretending to be Original Wondie premise with New 52 Wondie influences?

Snyder wrote the story and collaborated on the script with Allan Heinberg. This is confirmed. He is also a producer and was even at the test screening with Patty Jenkins.

Because that's how movies work: They poll the best aspects of the many iterations of the character and mash them together.

>The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
I hope Zack Snyder never gets another job after this. He needs to be blacklisted from Hollywood.

>Steve dies

Bullshit. Why, put him in a retirement home at the end of the movie and have her go visit him. PERFECT ENDING.

Really kinda hope this is fake, because otherwise all the hopes of the DCEU rest on Just 'Cause League.

How did we get to the point where we almost fear a fucking live-action Justice League movie?

Look on your works, ye Snyder, and despair.

They're not allowed to copy anything the DCAU did well.

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But that's how you get messed-up mutant abomination characters that don't know who they are.

You don't get to pick and choose pieces of which incarnations of a character you want; if you take all the pretty colors and mix them you get brown.

The best parts of New 52 Wondie clash with the best parts of Original Wondie and the best parts of JLA Wondie.

If you want to make a character good on screen, you stick to one incarnation.

If this movie drops the Azz stuff if might have a chance. Not sure yet about untangling the JLA vs Original Wondie stuff.

>le "germans were evil in world war 1" meme
straight into the trash

>>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.
saw that coming a mile away. Pine is really charismatic when they let him shine, and fucking Gadot has yet to show anyone she is a good actress.

JL will break him along with the entire DCEU

crashing this plane etc.

First look at Ares.

He won't. He'll be allowed to make as many shitty and underperforming movies as possible, while Patty Jenkins will never be given another big-budget movie again.

SNYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRRRRRRR

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>Horned helmet

Oh dayum it's all real.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Obsessive Snyder Hate Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Theater Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

SNYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRRRRRRR

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE RT

IT'LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAARTH

It all makes sense now.

>Zeus created humanity
I didn't know DC was into the young earth theory

This also means the Super Jesus symbolism is objectively wrong since Zeus is real

truly a False God

Different angle.

I see DCEU continues to be original

At least Ares ain't a nigger.
Right?

Are you Mr. Fantastic? 'Cause that was quite the stretch.

I don't see any similarities.

Well at least she didn't turn out to be some kind of weird amazonian kryptonian tech robot.

>bang bracelets at Ares
>wins
>bangs bracelets at Doomsday
>barely any damage

Woah, this is probably the best story Wonder Woman ever had, not even joking

That angle makes it look like he has the word "dark" engraved on his chestplate.

Which would actually fit DC.

>Magic bracelets working on science

Well fits with the reports that he had to basically act as stand in for the director when everyone kept running her over.

Also its Gadot so that's not very hard to do. Makes me wonder how bad BvS was if people say she was the highlight.

This is the same as Abomination and Doomsday

>Marvel changes the design
>DC goes with a design accurate to the comics
>retards claim DC is copying Marvel

It says she's the Godkiller. Ares is a god, Doomsday is not.

Doomsday confirmed stronger than a god.

Luthor was right.

Yet Kryptonians are supposed to be super weak to magic.

Kryptonians aren't weak to magic, they're vulnerable to magic.

She gets manufactured "hyped" up entrance and appears in the movie around the same time people start punching each other. She just disappears into the blur of gray CGI and gets a few pointless close-ups to show off how "badass" she is.
They think she's a highlight because they just feel like they have to.

He read her mythology and planned for her. Such a master planner. Pbbbht.

Confirmed fake and gay. In the trailer Wondy explains to Steve that she's the daughter of Zeus while she's still wearing her amazon island gear.

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Gotta love Mr.Moments Directing style with no substance.

Why is it that when the DCEU decides to take ideas from the competition, they pick the worst movies?

Is it because they are so forgettable people won't notice?

She didn't say that, you fucking idiot
She says "I have no father. I was brought to life by Zeus"

Do the people who post this pic forget that the Watchmen movie was an actual success?

It underperformed critically and financially.

>Basically, Zeus creates humanity

They are REALLY sticking to that?

literally who?

¿QUE?

(Budget was $170million)

>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lengthy e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.

WWII vets? You can barely get away with that now but WWI? Thats pushing it.

>DC E-mail Universe

That does look decently close to this black outfit here...

No one wants some god damn fat feminist comedy relief bitch you stupid mother fucker.

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See, emails as just a framing device would have been okay here

>what is epistolary fiction

but emails in BvS were dumb because they were just an excuse to slap JL cameos together

heck Ezra Miller didn't even get a haircut and shave, it's like he just dropped by the set

>those Nazi thighs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>More dark depressing shlock
Can I get ONE DC movie that doesnt make me want to slit my wrists at the end? Cramming forced jokes doesnt fix your shit narrative WB

He would be a WWI veteran, alive, in 2017. That puts him over 100 years old.

They can clone him or something.

>>Wonder Woman movie
>>Steve is the best character

What if Steve mistakenly got frozen in ice after taking down the bad guy's super weaponed plane?

>WWI vet who'd be like ~135 years old
>visit him in the nursing home

?????????????????????

>MoS
>Zod is best character

>BvS
>WW is best character

>SS
>Batman is best character

People would cry company wars. Because, well, Steve is NotStreve, even if he's kind of the other Steve.

>Steve is the best in something

What a time to be alive

>>BvS
>>WW is best character

hell no

I'm totally rooting for him in the current book. I like him. Which is something.

Spastic cunt

He's obviously the best in her.

>The tone is fairly bleak and dark

yo these niggas can NOT be fucking serious

>writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
Yeah, because e-mail worked so well last time.
>Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.
>Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.
Jesus, as much as a hair drops and these cunts quit their mission. Who wrote this?
This entire thing is so generic.
>mfw this trainwreck will be praised by mainstream media because women can do no wrong
>mfw Gadot will once again be called the main attraction, praised for her one facial expression and being a skeleton pretending to be a warrior woman trained to fight since childhood

>a rat faced kike
>as Wonder Woman
>there are people who still think the movie will be okay

DC Cinematic Universe doesnt exist, they arent movies, they are memes.

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Has a cape test screening ever got bad reviews?

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The fuck is a nazi thighs?

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This sounds like DLC for BvS.

No.

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I'M SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY, OLD MAN

>In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity

A woman's used for manpain for another woman? What will the feminists do?

Ares looks alright, thats the biggest compliment I can give this movie right now