Ah geez Lois, this is even worse than that time I appeared in a Jack Chick comic

Ah geez Lois, this is even worse than that time I appeared in a Jack Chick comic.

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Don't speak ill of the dead, user.

IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD

Yeah, it really is too bad how bad the show got after it got renewed.

I can't tell if this is supporting gays, or showing the family as being wrong.

It's Jack Chick

I'm not familiar.

>someone got a RIP Brian tattoo when Brian "died"

Jack "Drop a Frag on Every Fag" Chick does not care for the homosexual community

>not recognizing a Chick tract
You need to be 18 to post here

He wrote various tracts supporting his weird branch of christianity, warning his readers against such EVILS as The Gays, Dungeons and Dragons, and Catholics

Overly religious asshole who made a bunch of comics showing how anyone who likes things he doesn't like is going to Hell.

People who rape their own children but then tell Jesus that they're sorry get into heaven, though.

To be fair, nothing is a sin until you act upon it.

Jesus says otherwise

>he's gay
>so's our pastor
kek

Nice try Lucifer, luckily Jack Chick is here to remind us of the path Jesus would condone.

is that real
also are those the frogs that can switch genders

Then shouldn't gays catholics and DnD players pull off the same shit?
Also since when do Protties believe in Repentance? I thought that was a catholic thing.
That's not real is it?

cnn.com/2016/10/18/americas/peru-giant-frog-deaths/
Here's the actual article

I can never get over the fact that Lev. 18:22 apparently states that Stewie from Family Guy is gay.

Don't try to recapture the magic of last thread.

What happened last thread?

People wrote a bunch of made up Bible verses about animated shows.

Also Sup Forums showed up.

Nothing we just kept working animated sitcom references into Bible Psalms. It was a sensible chuckleworthy thread.

>Sup Forums showed up.
Is this even noteworthy at this point?

Mark 13:12 "Dale Knew Joseph was John Redcorn's child, but would never acknowledge it"

Was it ever?

Repent sinners!!

funny times

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Well, they were gay anyway.

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What games are you playing right now, Lucy? Still playing Warframe?

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Did Jack Chick ever talk to another human being?

I don't hate this art. It reminds me of a newspaper comic strip drawn by someone who hasn't given up yet.

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So sort of like using a tripcode?

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Lev. 18:22
>Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. Also little Stewie is gay.
Can't argue with that.

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>G. Gaylord

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I remember when it happened and it made actual news, reporters were all saying stuff like "Brian was my favorite! I'm gonna miss him!"

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>For details watch video seminar part 7 by Dr.Kent Hovind
>Kent Hovind
I see we're dealing with some reputable and reliable sources here.

Oh my fucking god.

Nice try idiot

cnn.com/2016/10/18/americas/peru-giant-frog-deaths/

everybody know anti-fascists are famously anti-wildlife and anti-environment.

>be christfag
>other christfags talk about queers
>leviticus, psalms or corinthians every fucking time

personally I like to live my life by what Jesus himself actually said about the gays.

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What did Jesus say about gays?

nothing

I didnt skip one, I just labeled them wrong if someones wondering

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So you don't want to zap a trap?

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I like how Jack drew the teacher with the same skull shape as the neanderthal in the picture

>Isn't losing something the opposite of evolution?
Do people actually think like this?

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jesus 4:20
Don't judge, doooon't juuuuudge
jesus 4:21
like letting everyone like doing everything they want is like ok

yes

And that is how you save the world from evolution

I actually can't argue with this. My world is falling apart.

>"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
Matthew 5:27-28

>We really do have a soul!
Not once has any teacher or any kind of authority figure told me I don't have a soul. Where is he getting that from?

its not if its a trap

May as well post the rebuttal to this one, since it'd be a shame if Chick Tract threads unironically produced a channer creationist community.

>Piltdown man

there is no such thing as a soul, morality doesn't exist and nothing is stopping you from murder

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nah fuck you.

>What Richard Leakey actually found was an early, primitive skull in a layer of rock that dates a little more recently than 2 million years. The physical characteristics and date of the skull are quite consistent with human evolution.
>The skull in question, KNM-ER 1470, is not that of a normal human. Among other things, the skull capacity (750cc) is far below that of an average modern human and the face is much more robust. Nearly all anthropologists agree that this skull is either a very early member of the homo genus (Homo rudolfensis) or a member of another hominin genus entirely (e.g., Australopithecus or Kenyanthropus).
>The original dating of the rock at over 200 Ma was false due to contamination of the sample with older volcanic rock. Subsequent dating methods converged on a range of dates between about 2.9 and 1.8 Ma, and in the early 80s, the discrepancy was finally resolved at 1.8 Ma.

Feels like arguing with trumptards and their alternate facts.

Looking is am act.

>Kinds

Real scientific terms there, Jack.

Now that evolution is dead it is time to combat the choice of homosexuality

Uh oh. You have shattered my entire belief system.

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So is thinking.

I'm not baptised, so according to local religious figures no soul has entered my body.
Being an empty shell is a bit sad, but my teachers were pretty cool with it.

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how's that whole unholy abomination thing workin' fer ya?

Did jack never get a formal education because that's not how teachers talk

man I love jacking off and reading harry potter

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I like how the whole setup to this stupid fucking thing is literally Things That Didn't Happen: The Comic Book

What the fuck, does the concept of evolution piss people off so much?

Edumacation? That is devil talk!!!

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>That fucking face in the last panel

Are you honestly surprised? American evangelicals are fucking nuts.

You tell me, I post on Sup Forums.

It's not. It can be involuntary.