Come up with an episode where the Gems go to Australia

Come up with an episode where the Gems go to Australia.

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There's a gem monster terrorizing Australia. When they get there the realize it's just another one of Australia's indigenous wildlife.

Bonus points if Gem Australia has so many corrupted gems that they get treated like ordinary wildlife.

Which is to say wrestled into submission by a Steve Irwin analogue.

The Crystal Gems meets the worst posters.

I see what you're doing mate.
>Uluru is actually pink diamond.
>Opal mines were abandoned kindergartens.
>Kangaroos, koala's, Echidnas and the Platypus are experiment's from homeworld dabbling with human D.N.A to propagate the human species after extinction.

Ya Gems are gonna burn for what you did 'ere

Peridot tells Amethyst that the drains run backwards in Australia because of the Coriolis effect resulting in Amethyst making a 6 hour collect call there. Mayor Dewey convinces the Gems they have to go there afterwards and make a public apology to avoid an embarrassing diplomatic snafu

Don't care about the plot,jus get peridot being terrorized by an emu for 4 minutes and it's a 10/10 for me

Let pearl say "crikey"

>Emu.
>Not Cassowary.
Mate (or sheila), come on.

It's not the large wildlife, it's the bugs.

Which half?

The bottom right half, since it's the only part that's not a racist, inbred shithole.

But then we don't get to see any dangerous wildlife.

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> townie tourists come back from Australia, shocked from all the monsters they saw
> they think there are lots of gem monsters there to be bubbled
> they travel to Australia
> it's just Australian wildlife

Is this thread dead?
I had a good laugh while reading this.

Please come back Sup Forumsmrades.
This is funny to me.

Pic related is drawn as a background character. That's all I've got

At least one m8 needs to call Pearl a cunt.

Crikey.

And when she starts crying and the CG want his ass. He just looks surprised and proceed to say that she cant handle tbe banter.

>ctrl+f
>No 'Bruce'

I don't even watch SU but now I know none of you have any taste.

>Homeworld gems do their hand gesture.
>A fucking triangle

>Banter.
We don't say that down under mate.

>Not "steve Irwin"
Mate....

Yes you do, m8.

If you're a Melbourne wanker.

Oh is Mister Fancy Cunt being a pissy little princess about Melbourne superiority?

Is Miss "i want gay marriage and immigrants" being a fucking Melbourne Faggoty Wanker?

I'm sorry you cant get further than fucking third grade and that your daddy touches you, you inbreed fuck. I bet you are from Canberra you piece of shit.

You are a Melbourne cunt! Oh wonder-fucking-ful!
I bet you can't get out of kindergarten you fucking wanker, also I'm from Sydney you self-righteous "moral high-ground" bastard.

Oooohhhhh Sydney! Very nice of you, Dory! That means you might be homeschooled! Did you fuck your own mom already, you pathetic wanker!

Never mind. Canberra is a fucking paradise to you!

Such an inspiring person for birth control!
Don't kill yourself, I want to kill you personally.

On second thoughts, we should actually write this episode.
Just some wanker's and cunt's actually doing something useful.

Like you have a chance, you pathetic excuse of a sorry cunt.

I'll see you in hell then!

Sydney it is then, you faggot!

They see a American girl with a dog.

Australian Hell is the Northern Territory you fuck!
Also, on a different topic, what would happen if all of us faggots (I admit, I have been overly hostile to my fellow countrymen) wrote SU?

Oh fuck off and drown in a sea of Tohohey's Red.

Also... Garnet would be an abo.

Live, and see your children become junkies.

...I'd like to see her play my didgeridoo.

>Housos or fat pizza but SU.
Fucking hell...
That would be hilarious.

Well... this certainly wasn't what I was expecting.
Oh, it's already been done.

But not bottom boys like yours!

Too late mate, I'm chaste.

>Guys! We need to go to Australia!
>>Why?
>No time to explain! We gotta go now! I'm crying!
>>Steven my future vision says we can't because-
>Fine I'll do it myself!

...What if Greg has an Aussie cousin like chopper?
Or voiced by Angry Anderson?
Now I would watch all of SU, just for that.

what the fuck is wrong with australians

We argue, a lot.

No we dont.

Yeah, we do.

Fuck off

It's too early for this, I'm hungover, you win.

A dingo kidnaps Steven

>There's a gem monster terrorizing Australia. When they get there the realize it's just another one of Australia's indigenous wildlife.


more like:

There's a gem monster terrorizing Australia. But the crystal gems arrive too late, and the monster is killed by one of Australia's indigenous wildlife.

They get put in jail for brainwashing a child, then faggy cunts from Melbourne block traffic for six hours to complain about it.

Quickly, destroy them! Those rhinestones are after the engeron deposits Shockwave planted here eons ago.