Burgerphile

>Burgerphile

If you saw Hortense at your local burger place you'd be a burgerphile, too.

>find out that name had deeper connotations.

Smooth move Dan.

Why is she so cute?

how did she never end up in the Sup Forums waifu of the month club?

Or did I just miss it

She was a very brief fling on Sup Forums. Probably never a full-fledged flavor.

Dan. Vs. just wasn't as high profile as it deserved on Sup Forums.

No I wouldn't, she's ugly as shit.

How did the show get away with pairing up a 27 year old and a 14 year old? Will Dan spend life in prison after the feds find out?

37 actually.

When was it ever said she was 14? She's just gangly and awkward.

In a row?

Could've sworn Dan was under 30.
It was confirmed online I think. Also she works at a restaurant called Burgerphile.

I've never heard that before.
Besides, 14 is too young to work in a lot of places. Most people get their first job between 16-18.

I saw somewhere that she lied about her age to get the job.

You do realize there's more philias than pedophilia, right? It just means "attraction."

You are spouting a lot of things without any evidence.

For the nonbelievers proof numero uno. I'm going to keep digging for more

I'm going to assume they meant the obvious large age gap between the two, and not illegally underage. But if you have more proof, by all means.

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>Hortence was underaged

Fair enough. But if you take the Facebook account seriously, you have to swallow the fact that Dan was raped by a clown.

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She's like Jin but dumber

lold

>You do realize there's more philias than pedophilia, right?

Are you that guy that tried to educate his coworker?

I have no idea what you're referring to.

I can accept that Dan was raped by a clown. Its a crazy world out there.

>looking at you, starscream
Well he did wear heels

Manlets. When will they learn?

Let's just say it took place in Canada before 2008.

would bond her burger/10

most people connect it with pedophilia

There are plenty of other notorious "philias." Like Necrophilia.

None of them get the coverage that pedophilia does. When was the last time people talked about fucking dead corpses on the news.

I really hope you aren't arguing that ignorance is excusable.