This is your date tonight

This is your date tonight.

But I like Tiffany better.

Kay. I gotta thing for pigtails

Sorry but Daria is more my type.

i swear, Sup Forums, i could fix her
I COULD
>wait, you mean boys aren't supposed to shower girls with attention for their looks? It's supposed to be us doing that to them?
>You mean... I can just relax?
>*long, sustained fart*
>That's been building up since middle school. What? Oh, right. user, you're handsome! I like your hair.

user, you and your greasy hair need a shower.

uh yeah I know, I'm brushing my hair right now in preparation for said shower. how'd you... are you watching me? what did I just do with my hand?

literally built for hugs

>You will never have boring sex with glassy-eyed vacant Tiffany while she lies motionless on her back, only moving to occasionally check her makeup in her hand mirror
Why even live

the only real human being of quinn's friends. 9/10

>uhhh... uhhh.... ummm... uhh...
9 minutes later
>uhhh... i caaame.

Someone more insecure than I am? I never knew there was someone out there

>tfw too old to date a high school girl

that'll never happen, right?

...

but what if those girls as just as lonely and friendless as I was in highschool? it's not like I even look different, even though that was half my life ago..

ditto
but didnt it turn out she wasnt THAT dumb?

I dated a girl like Stacy in high school. I couldn't save her.

the important thing is you tried. if everyone did that, people like her would be taken care of.

Maybe, she broke up with me due to pressure from her shitty """friends""" who were just using her.

Don't boa constrictors have gravity?

oof.
you do realize that means technically she's still on the market. she'll ditch those friends someday

She killed herself 2 years after the break up.

seems like that could have come up earlier in the discussion.

Well I did say "I couldn't save her."

I guess it puts what I thought that meant into better perspective.

One night stand, Marry, Rape, Friends w/Benefits?

For me,
ONS - Quinn
Marry - Stacy
Rape - Sandi
FwB - Tiffany

ONS Stacy
Marry Tiff
Rape Sandi
FWB Quinn

Cool, she's pretty nice.
But getting her out of her toxic friends reach is imperative.

Quinn's the only decent one in the whole group.

Sandi's a lazy, entitled bitch, Tiffany is a literal retard, and Stacy would be the clingiest bitch around.

My gf is a lot like her, it's not a great feel

Not according to Milo

This. Would anybody NOT choose Sandi for rape?

ONS - Tiffany
Marry - Quinn
R̶a̶p̶e̶ Murder - Sandi
FWB - Stacy