Do you do the standard ⭐ method, the Ebert method (thumbs) or do you just go the Armond route and not gie a rating at all?
How do you rate movies?
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I would inject hydrochloric acid directly into my taint then do 300 situps just to get the opportunity to motorboat those big dirty fucking milk trucks.
i rate those tits ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I thought the armond route was "look up what RT does and then do the opposite"
why are this sexual harassers glasses broken
I use the liked it/didn't like it rating system
Milk truck just arrived
I liked it
I didn't like it
Don't give a rating. I just say my opinion on the film. Numerical ratings can be interpreted differently depending on the person. So a 2.5/5 can be seen as shit or average depending on the individual.
The only reasonable rating system is just saying is the film worth a watch or not really.
And those tits are definitely worth atleast a short glance
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she's very very beautiful and a good person
she's a ⭐
No stars - not worth watching
One star - worth watching IF you have spare time. Not worth spending money on
Two Stars - worth paying to see
Three Stars - worth owning
If you think about it this is all that counts - is entertainment worth my time and / or money?
I go on the 1-10 scale.
back to plebbit faggot
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imagine going all *BRRPRPPPFFPPPPFFTPPPFTT* on those
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DUDE FUCK DRUMPF LMAO
Ten scale, but not like normies where everything ends up being a 7. 5 should be average, it's not a school scale.
My scale is from 5-10 with decimals. I give ratings under five but mainly everything under 5 is unwatchable so I usually stop there.
Mostly by comparison, but often I'm not sure and dont rate at all
Mine is similar:
>0 stars
Not worth watching
>1 star
Stop watching it a few minutes in and delete it.
>2 stars
Watch all the way through and delete it.
>3 stars
Watch all the way through and keep it on my hard drive for future viewing.
If you think about it this is all that counts - is entertainment worth my time and / or hard drive space?
>I rate art
Dats a very toight abdomen. Very toight.
I just shitpost about them on Sup Forums even if I secretly liked them
It's best to use a two-tiered scale. Films belong in separate categories according to their level of ambition/creative goals, and from there can be rated according to the quality of execution.
For example - "The Raid: Redemption" could not have executed its creative goals any better. It belongs in the highest tier of brainless action films, it would not be a better film if it also attempted serious character study or social commentary (for proof - see the watered-down sequel). So you can't really compare it against a film like "Doctor Zhivago," which belongs in the highest tier of serious, ambitious drama, and would not be a better film if they added martial-arts fight sequences. You can't use a five-star or ten-point system to compare those films against each other
>Excellent
>Good
>Bad
>Terrible
Fuck star and number ratings. Just give it to me straight.
Id like to fuck those tittys lmao
Dude kill yourself
would motorboat those tits until i ran out of oxygen
Truly a triumph