This guy must be sweating buckets right now

This guy must be sweating buckets right now.

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Dan Schneider is pure enough of this nonsense

Fat fucks usually do

he has nothing to hide

There's no way he'd be that blatant with his foot fetish if he did.

The worst dirt he has is offering to give girls foot massages

He sweats buckets regardless of the situation

He sweats buckets just peeling an orange, that's just how fat he is.

Probably shitting bricks right now, though.

Hey, remind me again, what's his name?

"Your honor I object. There is no physical way for a human toe to fit inside the male urethra."

Dan Schneider

>"Your honor may I refer you to exhibit b: bottle of victoria justice's foot sweat, dated 2009"

Dan Schneider

Dan ____________ Schneider

hes so fat he always sweats buckets.

Dan Schneider

He's a big guy

Dan "Did Nothing Wrong" Schneider

Dan "snuggle struggle" Schneider

You know Sup Forums pedos are sweating bullets when they stop giving him his cutesy nicknames.

Schneider's going down before the end of the year, mark my words.

>said the increasingly fa/tv/irgin for the 80th time

It's looking increasingly likely he's just a nice fat dude with a foot fetish that he keeps on the dl, but otherwise harmless.
Sup Forums btfo

Dan "you need to be quieter" Schneider.

Maybe he is simply innocent and it’s all in your head. Because you’re sick fucks.
It’s probably with you like it is with Weinstein, Spacey, Louis etc.
You’re all so outspoken about a certain issue, because you yourselves are guilty of the issue. it’s called overcompensating.
Just like spacey, Weinstein and C.K. were all outspoken moralistic icons by day and immoral deviants by night, you probably are all pedophiles regarding the passion and spite which with you try to pin this on that poor man. This is disgusting.
Shame on you.
You all know the guy in school who always beat up the school gay and said how he “fucking hate fucking faggots” and then on the reunion turned o to have been gay all along.
That’s how it is with you.
Fucking pedophile shits, you all deserve the worst
You make me sick

>There's no way he'd be that blatant with his foot fetish if he did.

Yeah you're right. Only a uncontrollable pervert with no fear of repercussions while surrounding himself with hot teenage girls would do it.

Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

>tfw prime Miranda will never be your feet slave
I envy him so much.

Dan Schneider, newfag

ah, the irony

"beer can" Dan

>newfag

>Your boyfriend can have every part of your from your calves on up. But your feet belong to me.

He's untouchable man.
Most of you fucks will probably wind up with a rape charge before he does.

underrated

He likely haven't done shit

Reminds me of that guy who made a video masturbating with his own shit to prove he didn't anally rape his sister and then sent it to the prosecutor investigating his case

>he keeps on the dl

I bet he's eating as much pizza he can.
And probably pays a doctor for a operation to get teeth around his boypussy so he doesn't get bamboozled in jail

Who?

What?

You think Hollywooders go to normal jail? Delusional.

He said "Reminds me of that guy who made a video masturbating with his own shit to prove he didn't anally rape his sister and then sent it to the prosecutor investigating his case"

supposed to wait a year before your first post, nigger

He is severely overweight, and likely suffers from diabetes or thyroid problems or a combination of the two, but both of which contribute to inhibit the body from correctly thermoregulating itself, which combined with the need to pass more blood through the body increasing internal temperature, ultimately results in the need to perspirate more.

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Saved.

/OurGuy/ has nothing to worry about
Inoccent AF!

Dan "Soles for Roles" Schneider

kek

Without Dan, Nickelodeon only has Spongebob taking up the remaining 10% of the time slots.

It just won’t do. Dan is absolutely needed for those shitty kid sitcoms.

When he feels they're close he'll kill himself. You read it here.

its called a joke, fags

He's /ourguy/, only newfags and Sup Forumstards want Daddy Dan to be arrested because he's a jewish man.
Any oldfag here know about Dan browsing Sup Forums in 2004.

The garbage he makes can't make him that crucial many producer probably molest less kid and output as many shit show as him

chances are he's probably innocent

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Look guys a comedian!

Dan "The Man With The Plan, So Get In The Van" Schneider

Do you think Miranda will break down and reveal all? Or will Icarly money shut her up forever?

Its not like Sup Forums has any evidence against him

It’s not like Miranda is doing any worthwhile today. She’s of legal age, and therefore cast aside from the Schneider harem.

She’s able to spill the beans whenever she wants now.

Schneider knows how to keep his head down and his mouth shut.

All these other stupid fucks like Takei are piping up to virtue signal and immediately getting slapped with an accusation. If you want to ride out a witch hunt and don't have the balls to actively fight against it then you just shut up and stay invisible.

Filthy Frank knew all along when he sang "Dan Schneider bring all my bitches back"

He might make garbage. But he also gave us victorious and i'll always be thankful for that

Haha

>her face

Good lord, you can see it in her eyes. What he's put her through. Somebody has to make it stop

t. encyclopedia dramatica

That’s quite alot of prijecting there, friend.

OHHH FUUUUUUUCK

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Dan 'if you want fame and money, give me your cunny' Schneider

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HEH