Okay, now they're just making shit up

Okay, now they're just making shit up.

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holy shit how fucking thick must her finger be

i'd ask her the same thing senpai she's the only fat girl i ever had a thing for

>lied about her age
>lied about her upbringing
Why should I believe her on this exactly?

>le_doubting_man.jpg

It's funny that no one is pointing out that this is all being done as a long con culminating with women stepping forward with claims against Trump. They're whipping everyone into a frenzy first with other stuff.

She has a beautiful face. Shame she ruined her entire fucking being with cheesburgers and milkshakes. Could've been a solid 8.

Someone post the skinny shop

>FINGER ME REBEL
>NO
>FINGER ME
>REE RAPE
fuck off. that should never count as any type of sexual harassment.

Sasha Baron Cohen?

>eventually got out of the room

What does this mean? Was she prevented from leaving the room? Did they block her? Was she standing there for fifteen minutes continually engaged in a dialogue of

>"Stick your finger up my ass!"
>"...no..."
>"Do it just stick a finger up my ass!"
>"no"
>"Do it stick a finger up his ass it'll be funny!"
>"no"

until finally she storms out of the room? Or did she come in, realise they were being retarded and leave almost immediately?

It was Blake from Workaholics if anyone is interested

>Tay Tay but with tits
Someone needs to get her into the gym

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>this is so fucked up
Howso? Just because someone is happy in their body, doesn't mean everyone else has to be happy with how they are.

>implying her tits would be that big

Someone needs to tell this guy that those get smaller too

>"i refuse to stay polite about this!"
>refuses to name names
wow it's nothing

>eventually got out of the room
>What does this mean?

Got stuck in the doorway

kek

hah, yeah, whatever you say, fatty

Well to get fingered by a fat Natalie Portman is pretty funny.

What's unbelievable about that? Doesn't sound like the dude wanted to fuck her, he was just making fun of her in front of his friends.

makes me think of the "Hey Marko" episode of Peep Show with those really annoying stayins

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Would you let her plumb you up, Sup Forums?

I fucking would. I fucking would so fast.

Or alternatively, did none of it happen?

E.z

Best part is they don’t realize trump can literally pardon himself

Actually made me chuckle. Good work user.

>Women Unable to Handle Banter, Episode 76392

Wow it's fucking nothing

>alt-righters are actually this syupid

Not if the charges are filed at a state level

>iphones
No wonder. Apple users are fuckin' dicks!

She looks like the kind of gal that could clog a toilet

Probably needed a few stools loosening. With those big sausage fingers she could unclog a drainpipe.

>matt lucas
>her

>not having a good laugh by getting your acquaintances to stick their fingers up your ass

wtf where do you people live??

>Hollywood is so degenerate they even sexually harass Australian land whales.
Seriously the Australian accent is so hideous its the equivalent of kryptonite for your erection. Why would anyone do that to themselves willingly unless they are truly the sickest of fucks?

a deep kek

>Blake from Workaholics
>in a position of power

>we now live in a day and age where any female can can say any man sexually assaulted her and that man is instantly guilty

Boy what a wonderful world we live in

someone needs to tell this guy that plastic surgery exists

pls, man can say the same
just look at spacey

Kek

He's trying to show how good she'd look if she lost weight, showing her with something she'd need to get work done to achieve completely ruins the purpose

what i really don't get is how these people complaining that people call them fat when they can literally just cut that shit out

Roll for Lady Sonia.

roll

How is Steve-O in a position of power?

>Asking Jabba to shove a finger in your ass
I mean, crazy shit happens in the world every day, but this shit is very unlikely

This is really underrated tho

I'll roll for this

>it's a roastie makes shit up to gain another five minutes of fame episode

K

I actually believe this.

While there are men that prefer porkers, I would not imagine anyone to actually want to fuck her.

Her size makes her a great prop for sexual deviancy though, if people are into that.

So to turn her into a prop for playing with some disgusting man's asshole does sound credible. Men aren't getting excited to fuck her. They're getting excited to see her debase herself by doing disgusting shit.

Which, well, porkers need to do in order to make up for the fact that people really wouldn't want to fuck them unless they came with special skills on board.

yeah, let's just pretend all these THICC threads never happened, chubby chasers. you sick fucks.

those are posts by kissless virgin degenerates
'people' like that would never touch a woman

>show-creator is not a position of power

kys redditor

Thicc is a forced meme by fatties.
Nobody actually thinks obese people are good for anything other than an alternate fuel source.

if dub dubs going for Nina hartley

It was Adam wasn't it

No.

It was Blake.

Gib Love

Men with baby dicks aren't in a position of power.

You'd be surprised how many thirsty guys go after fat chicks. A 300lb landwale showed me her tinder matches and she had well over 100

>In a position of power

Always gotta add in their little marxist slogans.

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Hourly reminder

Rooling.

It was Sacha Baron Cohen.

rolllin rolling

He doesn't have an actual babbydick and Blake was the show creator

Fuck it.

ROLLL

Irrelevent because Rebel Wilson wasn't on the show, she starred in Pitch Perfect which featured Adam.

They're fucking it up by overdoing it.

Just looked it up and I'm wrong, she was in the juggalo episode.

Apology accepted.

>project harpoon

fucking norwegians and their sour mood

Roll

>women can't handle bantz
women's suffrage was a mistake

brilliant my man

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rllen

>it's sexual assault/rape to make fun of a fat chickr

>Weinstein... ate my pussy!
>Louis CK... jerked off in front of me!
>Some guy... taunted me to stick my finger up his butt!

it just keeps getting weirder

Fuck you.
I almost spat out my beer all over my TV you funny cunt.

Larkin's blowie is underrated

mistress t please

Make me like mike

It could also be trump getting revenge. The man is a vindictive cunt. He did talk about the calm before the storm.

I cringe every time a redditor passively aggressively posts these

doesnt give you the right to tell people they look like shit. How would you like it if someone photoshopped you to not look like a fat neckbeard, posted it to social media, and said "look how hot he could be if he didnt spend all his time jerking off to his anifu, eating cheeto's and raging on Sup Forums"

He conveniently leaves out the pounds of loose flesh that will coat her entire body.

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