What is the target audience of this type of movies?

What is the target audience of this type of movies?

Moms

Moms

Moms and Me

Is this a movie about a couple who fuck a dog?

55+ senior citizens

stay-at-home moms

What a waste

gg

Witnessed a FUCKING FAILURE OF DIGITS!!! NECK YOURSELF SCUM

I watched A Dogs Purpose with my gf in the cinema and she cried during three different scenes.
Some people just love dogs.

epik get :^)

Good to see the actor that portrayed Rex in Army Dog has been able to found work after rehab

devout christians

wasted 6's

so many 11s

Good people aka devout Christians

Roasties and roastie enablers.

They seem so wholesome and comfy. Like nothing gets ever wrong. Everyone wears comfy slippers has money and no troubles

Me. These Hallmark Channel christmas movies are pure comfy kino. especially when amy acker is in them

also this. its fun for the whole family!

So my dad has a weird sense of humor, can sometimes be tough to gauge. The past few years when I've come home for Christmas he'll at some point insist that we watch one of these godawful Hallmark movies

For the life of me I cannot figure out if he sincerely likes them or is doing it solely for the purpose of fucking with my head. He likes movies a lot but until now has given no inclination to like trash like this. He'll laugh and snicker at how bad it is and my reactions, but also seems fully invested in the plot.

Am I being trolled?

true patricians

Happy people with wholesome values.

My mom at 1 am

dogs

Fuck your dad to find out his secrets

>theyve been running christmas movies nonstop since the end of october
Should we be getting in on this Sup Forums? why do we not have hallmark channel generals?

>HUURRRRRRRR every show/film should be dark and edgy and show the bleakness of life

There are shows for that market, you whiny queers. Let the good folks have their shows too.

Whiny faggots.

Why do you have to watch the film at that temperature?

Nobody was implying any of that
Please contain your autism

Born again virgins and single moms

so your betters

white

people

white people are fucking crazy...it's always white people, isn't it? sister fucking, dog fucking, other twisted shit, it's always white people. you never see black people doing this shit, this sick twisted bullshit. load up incest porn....always white people. find dog fucking porn..always white people. what is it with you fuckers that have so much obsession with shit like incest or bestiality? fucking sick cacs shit

>After Fiona gets dumped, she escapes to her family's Vermont Inn for a few days to evaluate her life. When her ex Nate shows up with a new girlfriend, Fiona devises a plan to win him back: pretend head chef Derek is her new boyfriend.
tfw no family inn in Vermont
tfw cant "escape for a few days"
tfw no gf

>Brian and Jenny are preparing for the big opening of their bed and breakfast, Emily's Country Inn, when a huge storm hits Bucks County. Brian agrees to return to Wall Street to boost their funds, while Jenny scrambles to keep the opening on time.

>tfw my mom has spent the past year watching these shitty movies ever since my dad died
>everytime I go to her house she's curled up in a blanket
>each movie somehow manages to look the same but I know they're different movies everytime
I guess women need (what they think is) kino too?

>"Those years of law school pay off for Emma but not in ways one would expect. When she finds out that her beloved ice-sculpting contest, part of her hometown's Christmas festival, has been canceled, she springs into action. Determined to keep it going, she enlists sponsors and artists. Nick, the town's ace artisan, isn't interested in competing this year, but Emma wants him as her teammate. Considering what she's managed to accomplish, Nick is impressed and signs on. As Emma and Nick work together, she realizes there's more to life than legal briefs. And transformed by Emma's can-do spirit, Nick is invigorated, too. They just might have a shot at winning this very special Christmas contest - and a lot more."

People looking to escape reality for a few hours. There's a reason this channel is one of the few channels whose ratings have actually gone up in the last year

Calm down kid.

>Getting this mad over digits.
Cya guys, back to le weddit now.

tfw no one will notice I watched almost every hallmark movie

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so boring middle age woman

B

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Check em

...

>smart independent woman gets law degree, is
>Ends up wasting her talents on a fucking winter carnival
>Is convinced in the end that all she really needs in life is cock

it's pure male chauvinist propaganda, fascinating

Extremely depressed atheists like me who see them as the blue pill they wish they'd taken years ago - they present a happiness I'll never have unvarnished by cynicism, sarcasm or pessimism. Hallmark movies, especially the Christmas ones, are crack for major depressives.