How Nice Guys Think Sex Works

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It's not even about being nice. It's about being hot and cute with a body that appeals to the woman. That body usually has to be well over 6' and have broad shoulders.

So is How Sex Really Works (tm) some Chad holding up the same card, only with no stamps and "Hey babe lets fug" scribbled on it?

>le nice guy maymay

Wew, nice orbit lad

>The Beta "Pickup"
>The Chad Sex Introduction

Yep. Remember:
>Women are the Jews of Gender
>Literally Anything is Okay When Chad Does It even raping a minor

more like have minimum two of these four: height, money, looks, personality

or, just money to pay for escorts

I don't get it, Sup Forums admits beta orbiters and numales are pulling off the same nice guy schtick for sex. They flat out mock it in some threads. Why are they triggered about this?

>muh Sup Forums
You're on Sup Forums

Yup. It's 100% about looks.

My bestfriend is literally The Chad. He's 6'2, natural big bones, his wrists are thick as fuck, shoulders are broad, the dude could fuck up vast majority of human beings just by his god given genetics alone. He's also got that big head with a square jaw, grows a thick full beard, but he's a mommas boy at heart and a huge softy, not taking anything away from him. But my point is, he is such a sweet soft guy, and he rolls in pussy off tinder all the time, because girls always swipe right on him just because he's handsome. He's never had a relationship off tinder tho, and he keeps trying but the girls just end up fucking him and then never call him back.

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who is triggered about this? Its 100% true, just missing the other side.

>the rare feral Sad Chad appears
I hope he finds a woman who respects him as a man, not just a hot cock ;_;

fuck off /r/incels

Assuming who took the screenshot didn't change the bio after the replies, those girls are clearly looking for a one night stand, certainly not their life companion. But if they do, they are called sluts, if guys do the same, and you would, there's nothing wrong with it.
If you want to get rid of double standards you have to do your part

And also Chads.

>but I said the magic words you have to do it

Chads are distinguished by keeping their begging and whining in private. In reality they do it ALL THE TIME, nice guys only get a chance to do it once a year or so.

Top is a hapa, no wonder he was rejected

>muh double standard fallacy
women are the gatekeepers of sex. a man can't get anything if she keeps her legs closed.

why are 50% of the threads on Sup Forums about incels

who even has relationships anymore? All the ones i know are unhappy with it and they usually last for 2 years max. Lets face it this society is thoroughly broken.

Sounds like you want to fuck him tbqh

>My anthem: Young Love

why are you obsessing over another board in every thread?

Honestly this doesn't seem like it's Sup Forums related

Don't the two beliefs go hand-in-hand? Knowing that it doesn't work with women and mocking those who relentlessly try to make it work doesn't mean that you can't also be disgusted by the female desire to pair up with hunky douchebags.

>If you want to get rid of double standards

it doesnt work like that as long as male and female sexual behaviour is different.

>redditor telling someone to go back, to reddit
You're embarrassing yourself.

>Tfw could have been Chad but got too fat in high school and got even fatter

do you have anything to contribute of your own or is there a little Sup Forums colony in your head?

This is literally, unironically how it works. No matter how good looking you are, no matter what your "league" is. You will MOST LIKELY never fuck and/or date outside of your league, and you will ABSOLUTELY never achieve it by being an asshole. Its sexy when sexy people act like jerks. Not when sweatpants monsters do it. Get in line, but a genuinely nice, interesting person, and itkk either happen for you or it won't, but at least you have a fucking chance.

why are you an incel?

>muh Sup Forums
Yawn

>obvious micro dick
>good genetics

maybe instead of yawning and blaming everyone else, you should go outside and try to be sociable, then you'll get a girl/boyfriend

Sure, you could have. Sure. Whatever you have to tell yourself as you use your tears to masturbate thinking of 'her.'

Roasties lambast unattractive guys by projecting the "nice guy" stigma to justify turning them down without looking like shallow cunts.

>muh Sup Forums
Yawn

Ever wondered why it is different? Sex shouldn't be a big deal but in many western countries it is. Men give sex a too strong consideration.

This is the only post worth reading ITT. Women will always, without fail, project their own insecurities onto men.

Lol. Pic is so true. Wow. Hilarious.

It's a rick and morty normie meme so it's still shit.

>it's a liberal wall of text episode

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>be nice to a girl
>she instantly thinks I am hitting on her
what's wrong with them

>Lol. Pic is so true. Wow. Hilarious.

iktf I’ve got the same shit going on as your bestie

>tfw 6'1
Am I tall enough to be attractive?

Basically this .
Most "nice guys" aren't even nice. The girl just finds them physically gross and doesn't want to seem shallow

is that supposed to be funny or ironically mocking the retardation of the left?

Lol. Pic is so true. Wow. Hilarious.

>SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

liberal arguments, wow so convincing.

don't ever be nice

The thread is about getting sex, not getting a life companion you goalpost moving fag

Lol. Pic is so true. Wow. Hilarious.

XDDD well said fellow leftist

>u r a virgin lol xd
the absolute state of liberalism

>but in many western countries it is

could you be any more of a completely retarded brainwashed idiot that doesnt know what hes talking about? Stop projecting your pathetic self-loathing on your entire culture.

Lol. Pic is so true. Wow. Hilarious.

>call someone an incel
>get infinite (you)s from incels

absolute jej, this is so easy

Hey, Sup Forums, I'm just strolling around and looking for a nice guy, are there to be found here?

Lol. Pic is so true. Wow. Hilarious.

Why are you guys so angry.

>It's 100% about looks.
"Looks" are heavily influenced by personality, mood, and so on. If you look at yourself in the mirror when you're feeling confident, you'll see that you look much more attractive than on a day when you feel low. Of course looks, in the sense of raw physical traits, matter a lot. But "100%" is an exaggeration.

so they don't want guys to be nice to them? what's the problem with gamergate then?

What I'm asking is why was this needed to be spray painted on the side of a building

>Implying there's any difference at this point

Lush is a fucking hippy cuck so fuck what he says. Check this nigga bombing in a t-shirt with his own tag on it and no shoes. Crusty motherfucker.

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Too many trolls . They couldn't fuck them all, it made them upset

a woman cant get anything if the man she wants also keeps his legs closed

Seriously all of you are so fucking pathetic and autistic

>mfw seeing hamplanet roasties have skinny boyfriends
Why is this so common? I don't see many obese guys with skinny girlfriends or even fat girlfriends.

>so they don't want guys to be nice to them?
No, that's why guys like Ted Bundy and Charles Manson get shitloads of "pls marry me" mail from women

Guys are not called sluts because it takes effort for a guy to gain access to sex. All a girl has to do is offer and there will be guys lining up.

I think some study showed that the face is most attractive when it's sort of relaxed and sort of smiling. So this is probably definitely true.

the women that contact these psycho guys are PSYCHO WOMEN

They are not normal women you autistic gay fucks

But men can't be expected to control themselves!

The alt-right and the feminazis are right about the stuff they agree on. Nobody should ever trust anybody because if you do you consent to them doing anything they want to you.

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Those girls became hamplanets. I've seen it happen.