My gf said Harry Potter is the best movie franchise

>my gf said Harry Potter is the best movie franchise

I'm not from this board, what should I say/suggest

Something along the lines of questioning how she could possibly enjoy the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Can we talk about this sea creture instead? Shit is insane. Basically a living fossil. This species of fish is from like 40 million years ago give or take.

Slap that roastie bitch and tell her that Fast and the Furious is the best franchise.

As she shown any other red flags?

Was it a real story? I just saw it on Google and assumed it was fake

Start with the Silents

Nope. This one was real (I mean, it could be proven fake in a couple of days, but as far as everyone is concerned, its real).

fug

>I argue with women

Do you argue with your dog too?

"No!"

DULLEST

Yes. My dog and I have great arguments.

"no!"

suggest that she commit suicide

>This species of fish is from like 40 million years ago give or take.
Crocs are from like 55mya

Cool and all, but hardly insane

say that lord of the rings was better

Agree with her you fucking squib

This.
When you get to coelacanth levels of living fossil, then it gets impressive

I would gently reminder her that all opinions are subjective and many memories are rendered pure through the lens of nostalgia and not necessarily an abject fact