*blocks your load*

*blocks your load*

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FUCK OFF JEW HAG

I would unironically cum buckets in her.

They'll have to catch me first.

If they want to watch me masturbate, that's fine. I'll send them videos.

>comedian makes joke

Unauthorized cummies detected!

Pull down your pants for inspection.

I know she's joking, but holy shit I fucking hate his kike so much.

Im assuming its a joke but how typical a female "comedian" is making low brow sex jokes

>tfw your masturbation license finally comes in the mail

>comedian

This title should be regulated

What's the joke?

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW

sure the new licenses are great but only being allowed to edge before i put my cuck cage back on kind of sucks.

Everyone ITT should read this immediately, if you want to know how bad things can get.

*it was a hologram*

youtube.com/watch?v=eQLXYu6plhg

what is this kikes problem?

This movie is weird as fuck, but the ending is really good.

give me the run down

>mommy silverman will give you release when she sees fit

...

attn: is such shit

Reading social media makes me feel like everyone is just antagonizing everyone else based on identity 24/7.

REGULATE ME KIKE MOMMY

Can't say I blame her, I'm not sure I'd want to get Allahu Akbared over a joke on a weak show either.

I agree, but I'll still send her videos if that's what she wants.

>Cerebus spends time, and eventually becomes bartender, in one of the Cirinists' bars where "degenerate" men are essentially quarantined from the female citizens. Described in the trade paperback's introduction as based on a bar that Sim frequented during a near-alcoholic stint between relationships, the series features various parodic characters who come and go while Cerebus remains stationary. Cerebus begins a somewhat reluctant relationship with a woman named Joanne, who was first introduced in one of the possible futures with Jaka that "Dave" showed Cerebus in Minds.

>government mandated jewess masturbation aides
fund it

I don't see the big deal. I haven't masturbated in fifteen years(42 years old). Once you get ahold of your urges you can finally be at peace. Since I've stopped my quality of life has skyrocketed.

(1) this story is old, (2) she was being sarcastic to make a separate point.

Don't be a triggered right-wing snowflake.

Well that's a pretty honest answer.

She seems like an insulated sellout to me.

I was listening to her interview with Norm and how she has surrounded herself with a group of like-minded comedians who support and help each other instead of the competitive days of comedy. It just sounded like she found a clique and if your comedy doesn't fit in with the clique (like 1990s Sarah Silverman) who won't be given a break.

>Since I've stopped my quality of life skyrocketed

>Don't be a triggered right-wing snowflake.

Sup Forums-tv can learn a lot from this. underrated post.

Why have jew bitches become so authoritarian? Do they think being able to kill Palestinian kids means they can treat the rest of us like shit?

>become
Overbearing jewish women is not a new thing user

DOnt reply to yourself faggot

this

I would ironically cum in her

Ban dildos. Ban tampons. Nothing is allowed to enter or rub on a vagina (or clitoris) without a doctor's certificate and a reproductive license fee.
Equal playing field. Let's do dis.

Then, for the love of god, why are you on Sup Forums?

Honestly guys, the only thing I don't like about jerking off is the cum disposal. Any quality suggestions for what to do with it???

how much you want to bet she's equating encouraging murdering babies with not letting men masturbate

Who pays you to make right-wing posts with false accusations?

straight up and back down into the penis

thats a pretty good reason

lick it clean

This. What kind of unfunny bitch even thinks of a """joke""" like this?

It's full of minerals. Eat it.

What the fuck? Exactly how many drugs are you on?

Looked it up and yep, you're right. She's saying that if women aren't allowed abortions then men shouldn't be allowed to jerk off, because the two are comparable somehow.

This would only make sense if women jerking off was how they got pregnant.

>kike lambasting the goyim for masturbating
Isn't this in a book somewhere?

Just like in my femdom hentai!

It's highlighting the hypocrisy of men who are anti-abortion yet have no problem jerking their dick to porn.

She's saying that if they don't think abortion should be legal then they shouldn't want masturbation to be legal either.

well I'm not a jewish cuck so the bitches can get the fuck out of my face

>le every sperm is a potential life maymay

so is every egg then
it must be law to impregnate women repeatedly so they don't have periods discharging them

This is why the argument ultimately fails. The actual female equivalent is periods, not abortion, and no one is trying to outlaw having a period.

Court sanctioned chemical castration because your a filthy pervert user?

>a comedian says some absurd shit
>websites share it with a serious headline to draw clicks
>public discourse degenerates a little more

>it must be law to impregnate women repeatedly so they don't have periods discharging them
SIGN ME UP FOR THE ROASTIE SQUAD F A M

No it's not. The automatic death of eggs and sperm happen to both sexes. However, only men can voluntarily kill off their sperm unlike women.

The year is 2037. You wake up and realize you need to head to the county courthouse to renew your concealed cock permit.

> the hypocrisy of men who are anti-abortion yet have no problem jerking their dick to porn.
Where's the hypocrisy?

jews in the entertainment and news industry also need to be regulated.

If she or any other pretty jewesses would like to help me regulate I am more than happy to make arrangements for this

Umm, no sweetie that's not how it works, only white males are allowed to make jokes.
They really should be the only ones, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are honorary white males

>go to the kinoplex
>forget your falcon, anvil AND masturbation license
FUCK YOU MOM YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH THEM

Can SJWs actually debate this without admitting that they, too, would be afraid of depicting the same thing?

Is she having a go at Louis? Top kek

Dave Chapelle

>implying this won't be reality in bongland

>low test
>high quality of life
pick one

This. Government-mandated pussy = best pussy

That's actually pretty funny, I'm surprised

Based on the quality of other services provided by the govt I wouldn't be so sure, famalam.