ITT: Scenes you did not understand as a kid

ITT: Scenes you did not understand as a kid

>when Brendan still tries to save him at the end

I am thankful I watched this movie because I think that had a profound effect on me. Having watched a lot of media it seemed like it was typical to just kill or let someone like him die.

So are you retarded or could you literally not grasp the concept of a weasely character praying to multiple gods on the chance that one is correct?

It's not even that, it was that Benny spoke a language Imotep understood

why aren't the jews paid reparations for losing the pyramids they built?

I'm sorry, I'm not American, they didn't teach us in kindergarten how Israel is the Holy Land nor did they carve my dick to resemble the shape of America's gods, so no, I did not know what hebrew sounds like or that they were slaves in the fairy tale called the Bible

In that scene he refered to him as a female with broken american hebrew

> He didn't see the Prince of Kino as a kid.

Tough life. Not even American bud.

while hebrew was not invented yet

>nor did they carve my dick to resemble the shape of America's gods
What

>why are they acting so weird?

You're not very well educated if you don't recognise the star of David and what it represents.

Americans circumcise their sons, because they believe jews are god's chosen

Your circumcised cock looks like the hats the jews wear

I had absolutely no idea what's going on there. That was before Internet porn everywhere so blowjobs were something I didn't know existed.

You might as well be an American with the room temperature IQ you're showing here.

Big one for me.

No, it's because some christians were tricked/tricked themselves into making a deal with the Jews that they'd harvest foreskin to create skin cream due to the stem cells in the foreskin. In the old days you could distinguish a Jew from a non-Jew by seeing if he was circumsized. in the Bible it said beware of those who harp on circumcision becuase it matters not to Jesus.

What the fuck is wrong with Dan Akroyd? Why did he think this scene was acceptable and perverted autistic shit?

What I could never understand is how beni ended up in the french foreign legion.

Is this the Beni General?

Why didn't Kevin O'Connors career ever take off?

benny was a rascal.

Why not? The legion is infamously full of scumbags

benniposting... oh I miss 2013

>perverted autistic shit?

isnt Dan Akroyd legitimately autistic?

Because it has arguably the hardest training program of any military organization in the world. There's no way he'd make the cut.

>tfw so educated I know that the symbol wasn't used until the Middle Ages so there's no way the Mummy would actually recognize it
>tfw so educated I know that it isn't the Star of David but rather the Star of Remphan or or the Seal of Solomon, a symbol Solomon allegedly used to control demons
>tfw so educated I know "Jews" (who are Pharisees) have no actual connection to the ancient Hebrews and Christians have replaced the Hebrews as the Chosen People of God

>the language of the slaves

...

because currently the we wuz kangz are saying they were the real egyptians, so the jews would have to say to the blacks they want reparations for what their ancestors did thousands of years ago, and given it was the jews who pushed the blacks to get reparations from whitey for slavery 200 years ago, I think you can see how well that would go down.

Well done

But there were no slaves in Egypt, they had 4 day workdays, office parties and proper salaries

It is actually more likely the jews were slaves in Ethiopia. Crossing of the red sea is actually more feasible there, and the 30 year wandering in the desert could also only be possible this way. Egypt and Israel are really close to each other and you can just follow the beaches - meanwhile modern Saudi Arabia is a fucking huge desert

Retconning Ethiopia to Egypt is the jews version of "we wuz kings" since admitting they were slaves to arab niggers is too humiliating

/our guy/

>it isn't the Star of David but rather the Star of Remphan or or the Seal of Solomon, a symbol Solomon allegedly used to control demons

Bennyposting has the the deepest lore. Imagine if he could have subjugated the mummy and turned into the movie's main villain.

Its a foundational document for western culture and history. I recommend you familiarize yourself with it to understand its unmatched influence on literature and the arts, not to mention that it is very compelling in its own right.

A lot of scholars also think that the jews couldn't have even been in Egypt at all and that it was an aramaic ancestor race that was enslaved there whose exodus coincided with the jews arrival in the levant.

Well we could just ask the aramaic people

Oh, wait, Israel funded ISIS genocided them all. Oh well

kek that , the lion sleeps tonight scene and the "shit in the ladies underwear" scene

I'm a mossad informant, lock your doors.

Even as an adult I still don't get it. Did he just whip it back? Was he like 20 inches long?

Based and BTFO

Are there any modern day cults that worship ancient egyptian, greek, roman, norse etc gods?

So you've created this thread just to bait and post this?

Well done user

Unless you're not OP, then okay

yeah i guess just super tucked back

So you're like in your late teens when you watched The Mummy? How old are you, you fucking waste of life?

>Are there any modern day cults that worship ancient egyptian, greek, roman, norse etc gods?

ive heard of people in slavic countries bringing back the old pagan slavic gods.