OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Don't you ever get tired of shops and fake tweets, Mouseshill?
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>75,000 people wants to see it
Based DC why can't they stop BTFOing MCUcks left and right?

When is the actual reviews coming out?

>Didn't even wait until the embargo dropped

What age are you?

Honestly how much do they pay you Mouseketeer Pajeets?

61

Wednesday, typical WB procedure

*cackles*

>2.9/10

Just booked tickets for opening night, taking my gf and our five year old son to see it. Will be the first movie we have all been genuinely hyped to see.

Sounds like the movie is genuinely FUN, i can deal with that instead of 2 hours of grim/dull drama before we get to an actual action scene

dumpster fire incoming

just passing through: do you guys seriously think the real % will be higher?

All capeshit is garbage, marvel movies get ultra high rt scores for some reason despite being just as awful as the DC shit

still too high

There's only one review I care about.

WATCH IT

How do they do it?

I have friends that are approaching 40 years of age who are currently counting down the minutes till the UK release.

Full grown men obsessing over this badly CGI infested garbage

It beggars belief

Marvel master race

Nothing more than 70%, critics seem to think it's fun with some problems like a thin story, so I'd expect it to atleast be fresh, but we're not getting close to WW levels of reviews.

>this has nothing to do with Disney owning almost everything

so BvS was praised left and right on Sup Forums (ironically or not) for being le dark and philosophical, will the same shitposters praise JL for essentially being a marvel movie in DC clothing?

Probably be around 60-70%
Not great but not a dumpster fire ala bvs

70% alone simply because of wonder jew

apparently its nothing like a marvel movie as the humour comes across as natural

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ouuuuch

this, critics are too afraid to give a bad review to a movie with wonder women lest they get labeled as sexual predators and jailed.

>mfw black panther has higher ratings and better box office than justice league

i think you mean your wife's son guy

yeah it's quite baffling, WW isn't a bad film like suicide squad or BvS but it's pretty standard capeshit with a cgi villain and a doomsday plot

50-70% just reading critic reactions

That is not unexpected. Why would a movie full of blacks not get praised to shit in modern times?

>Far Cry 2 but with Black Panther and set in a city
I am actually hyped for this

>mfw black panther has higher ratings
Sure. Marvel bought reviews + KANGZ propaganda, I'm expecting to be about 130% fresh
>and better box office than justice league
HAHAHAHAHAHA That shit is flopping, kiddo

>same regurgitated capeshit story this time with the same characters as last time
>story follows the exact same platform
>everybody already knows how it's going to end

OH GEE I WONDER HOW IS IT THAT IT SCORED SO LOW....

I wonder why Americans go watch this shit every month. It's like eating quarter pounders every day and being fine with it. Which obviously all the capeshit retards do.

>"wanna race?"
>"sure"
>slips and pisses himself
>"the game is rigged!"

>Capeshit
>Flopping
user, capeshit doesn't flop regardless of whether MS or WB makes it

then why don't all black movies like Girls Trip or Tyler Perry movies don't have raving reviews? once again false flagging, user

>black pannedther

nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public

That's would be because those movies aren't openly racist towards white people and as such don't fulfill the agenda of modern critics.

>everybody already knows how it's going to end
If BvS ended with Batman killing Superman and then having nightmares and regrets and Superman returning from the dead and forgiving Bruce... THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST POWERFUL MOMENT IN FILM HISTORY EVER.

But Hollywood doesn't have the balls to do something original and deep

>that evil cracka in the bottom right

>THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST POWERFUL MOMENT IN FILM HISTORY EVER
maybe if you're a 12 year old

Does no one else think Flash looks like total dogshit? I've seen people complaining about everything from the trailers, but I've never seen anyone mentioning him at all.

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WB owns RT

Retarded opinion

Is this a real poster? HAHAHAHA JUST

I really don't give a shit about capeshit but hearing what Disney have been doing with regards to the new Star Wars film I wouldn't be surprised if, rather than "buy off" critics they simply offer incentive for a stream of positive reviews from a reviewer or organisation in exchange for access to early screenings to future films and other goodies. There's a weird club around Disney. They have a monopoly and it's poisonous to good film.

youtube.com/watch?v=7zSbk85zFxc

you realize its fake, right?

yeah that really helped them with BvS and Suicide Squad

Putting the JUST in justice league. Can't spell justice league without JUST

Godfather part 2 of Capeshit. You just wait

>YflashU cyborgAN'T house of elAVE THbat wonder womanORLD atlantisLONE
What did they mean by this

Lets be realists.

> JL cant make 75 RT score.
> JL cant make $1 billion box office.

I never say this but samefag right here

either way it's better than the MARTHA revelation

>rotten tomatoes
>modern critics
>mattering

he loves snyder but hates whedon.

given that they pretty much kicked snyder to the curb and let whedon reshoot half of the movie i'm not expecting a positive review.

oh no she made fun of your precious jesus movie by your lord and savior mel gibson

Yes, her political ideology prevented her from properly judging a film. That’s my entire point.

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retard

the passion was literally just a movie about a guy getting tortured for two hours. you have to be a jesus freak retard to think that was a good movie.

>the passion was literally just a movie about a guy getting tortured for two hours.
No it wasn’t. You didn’t watch it. You literally just read reviews from retards like her.

oh my god she gave a movie that won the oscar for best picture a good review. that's fucking ludicrous.

>movie about the suffering of Jesus
>BORING! STUPID JESUS FREAKS

>movie about suffering of Jews
>BRILLIANT! MASTERPIECE OF CINEMA!

i did watch the movie, and it had more torture porn than saw or hostel. admit you just like it because it was made by mel gibson and it pissed off jewish people

this board is doomed. we need a new tv and film board. it's just an absolute shitshow here now.

>Flick Filosopher
not even hiding she likes flicks only

>just passing through
>every single day
>for hours at a time

no kidding. this is literally just a Sup Forums colony now filled with mouth breathing retards who can't even drink legally

Black people are hilarious. They rape and murder at unprecedented rates but won't miss a chance to pose and look all philosophical and shit. Look at their body language. AYO. WE DEEP THINKERS. BOW DOWN AND SHOW ME MY RESPECT. BE HUMBLE.

>and it had more torture porn than saw or hostel.
No it didn’t. You literally didn’t watch it. There was very little gore (especially compared to Tarantino or Roth)

Inglorious Basterds was far more violent and it got rave reviews. Just admit that your fedora brim gets in the way of your viewing.

It's been a shitshow for 4 years or something. But I do agree, Sup Forums delenda est.

Not an argument

I've been here less than 4 years and it's noticeably descended into absolute retardation since Trump ran for the Republican nomination. My first 1-2 years here were quite positive and now I literally just come here to get a hate boner. It's an absolute dumpster fire of a board. It's the last place you'd come to either discuss tv and film or for memes. There's no redeemable feature at all anymore.

Shit user if you came here in 2013 or later you never experienced good Sup Forums.

Okay, so Passion was too violent (literally not an argument when you praise every Tarantino film, but I digress).

How about Silence? Nobody can argue the kino status of that film, right?

Sources for those claims? And not just one set of FBI statistics that we have all seen a thousand times that doesn't look into socioeconomic status... multiple sources, please. A study on black crime would be lovely, actually.

yeah it's never been "good" since I arrived but baneposting was still a thing and there were genuinely funny threads occasionally. Now it's nothing. Even the /brit/ generals are filled with shite about UKIP and pakis.

>p-people don’t agree with me and they have the nerve to like Drumpf and they don’t get banned?!?!?!
There’s always reddit for hugbox needs

>((((SCHWARTZ))))
kike was seething that Mel was onto them.

>Silence
>Scorsese kino
>Christ kino
>SLOG

>Denial
>cheap, made-for-tv look
>muh Holocaust denial
>SUPERB

>I've been here less than 4 years
You were the newfag assbirth Redditor all along. Fuck off and never come back, this site will be better without your kind.

>muh socioeconomic status
Now run and have the mods delete thread, faggot.

That's what I heard everybody say. Years later I actually watched it and was surprised that half the film was about Jesus' suffering and half was about betrayal and man's cruelty. I'm not religious, but it was a very spiritual experience.

Also:
>This isn't a movie: it's a theme-park ride for Jews. SEE Nazis execute innocent people! EXPERIENCE the labor camps like never before!

I said I've been on Sup Forums less than 4 years, not Sup Forums. Also, the calling everything reddit and strawmanning them as a retarded lefty only started in the last 2 years, so you've exposed yourselves as newer than me.

I watched the movie yesterday. It's good for the genre standards, but It has many structural and technical problems because the amount of reshoots. The critics will hate it. Looking for 40-60% on RT.

>movie about the suffering of a character that didn´t even exist, with no character development or explanation besides "muh god wanted to"
>"wtf!!!!?, how could they do that!!! Fucking ples!!!!"

>Movie about the holocaust, which despite their historical accurancy and the supposed 6 million (which are believed to be actually 2 million), has a good character development and a 3 hour runtime that pays off, gaining a lot of Oscar nominations
>"I-It´s bullshit!!!!, muh Gibson kino!!!!"

>dude disney owns everything they are bullying that poor little family business warner brothers lmao

He liked Valerian. Even fucking praised Cara's acting as "cute". Dead to me.

>movie about something that may or may not have happened 2000 years ago

>movie about something that actually happened 70 years ago.

he is right tho you pleb

So you're saying that films about real events are automatically superior to fiction?

Having seen neither I am as certain as I can be that BvS was better than IH