What the FUCK was her major malfunction?

What the FUCK was her major malfunction?

Daddy issues

She was the daughter of not 1 but 2 eldritch babylonian abominations

Roast beef dangling between her legs

Never saw herself as anything more than a sex object due to almost every person in town (including women) wanting to fuck her

She was way too cute for this world.

Did Laura and Audrey ever kissed each others pusys? Just as a joke between friends haha

including her dad

>waaaaah im gonna kill myself because people find me attractive

Why are roasties so stupid?

This. Laura was a pure angel corrupted by the sin of the world. She was too good for us

She was raped by the lodge spirit called "Lynch".

>Dear Diary, DAVID visited me today again, he said I had to help his foundation otherwise I was going to get it. DAVID told me he's only afraid of one man, his name is MARK, I wonder if it was MARK in my dream the other night giving me a book. No one in Hollywood will believe me. If you are reading this in the future, don't hate me, I didn't chose this, this is not who I am. Sheryl.

Laura was better than Audrey in every way, at least Laura had a ton of reason to be fucked up. Audrey was just a slut because she was butthurt her daddy didn't give her constant attention

>tfw we can't even have non-general Twin Peaks threads anymore

>tfw still haven't seen The Return yet
Is it really worth it? I'm fine with how the show was with only 2 seasons.

It's good

I want to go back in time and have her for myself.

I know that feel

That was only one of her many problems and she didn't even kill herself.

>slut

Audrey fucked, literally, one guy in the original run.

I’ve never seen Twin Peaks I just know Laura Palmer died and everyone in the town wanted to fuck her

no

Twin Peaks set in 2017 would have Laura Palmer show up in GDP episode

Then Lynch would do the reverse cowgirl scene with the actual drill

It's great, almost perfect even.
But it's really different from seasons 1 and 2, there's a chance you might not like it.

Not only that but she got raped by Booper and then may or may not have sexed that Charlie guy i hope for her fucking sake she didn't

That scene made me drop it. I can take awkward shit but that just reminded me too much of a kid who delivered an awful speech in my senior year literature class in high school.

Basically:

>Dad has been fucking her for years and she can't tell
>Sees her dad as a psycho Native American ghost monster thing called Bob
>Becomes a cokehead
>Gets cash by being a whoooooooooore
>Ends up not getting paid but just doing the whore thing for more coke
>Implied she was committing all this evil to hold back this Native American demon monster from spreading his influence around Twin Peaks
>Ends up being killed by her father who isn't even under the influence of the monster
>He just kills her to cover his incestuous tracks

drugs, inter-dimensional demon rape, daddy issues

She got paid as a prostitute, she just also used to get coke.

One thing I never got but I guess it was heavily implied

Did Sarah Palmer do nothing because she was under BOB's mother's influence?

It's Lynch at his Lynchiest, it's less Twin Peaks and more Eraserhead.

i saw this and i thought: fuck maybe lynch is actually just a big meme

>reading some forum post called "The Statistics of Laura Palmer's love life" a few years back
>basically some autist compiled stats on the approximate number of guys Laura Palmer was confirmed to have fucked during her life using the show, movie, and Secret Diary (there's a page where she lists the initials of all the people she's slept with and it's like 70 names)
>the poster estimated there's about 100 people we know she slept with
>The town's population is about 5000 people (ABC made them add an extra 0, Lynch and Frost always intended it to be 5000)
>Laura Palmer slept with AT LEAST 2% of the total town population during her life
>That's fucking at least 20 people per year since she died at 17 (probably a higher density than that since I'm just going off the start being Leland raping her at 12

What is it about sexual abuse that turns you into a sexual madwoman?

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david lonch lul

It's an overreaction to a sense of lost agency and it can easily spiral in to a feedback loop of desperate self-humiliation and self-aggrandizement.

Sexual abuse makes the victim feel like their self worth is tied to their sex, and also makes them feel like they don't have control of their sexuality.

It's common for sexual abuse victims, especially victims of very shameful acts (like incest) to heavily act out sexually to feel like they control their sexuality

t. took some psych classes in college

>Father was possessed by a demon that feasts on suffering
>Mother was possessed by the most horrific abomination ever to exist, the manifestation of evil itself
Gee, I wonder

>I haven't seen Twin Peaks but wanna shitpost

>Mother was possessed by the most horrific abomination ever to exist, the manifestation of evil itself
wait what? i don't remember this, what happened to laura's mother?

i got a real indication

Read my book.

Before Mark Frost's new book confirmed it, it was speculated that Sarah was possessed by Judy.

>that scene where Laura's smoking and dancing around in her room with her diary while A Real Indication plays

cute

>First book has a mistake where it says that Norma's Mom died even though she shows up at the Double R
>He has to write a convoluted explanation where the "Mom" was actually Norma's evil abusive sociopath stepmom who was coming into town to psychologically torment people
>This is one of the several evil manipulative women who backstabbed their way through society in the book
What a hack

well that's fucked up. are there any hints of this in the actual series?

In the original series? Not really. I guess you could interpret the parts where she passes out whenever BOB shows up would count.
In the new one? Yeah, the girl in New Mexico who eats the frogroach and the scene where she mauls the dude. And how Jumping Man has her face for a second.

She's a hero.

Who was in the wrong here?

Laura, for not washing her fingernails

I don't get the obsession with Laura. Donna, Shelly, and Audrey were obviously superior sex toys. Grow up, people!

Laura should have washed her hands but Leland told her to sit down immediately so it's not her fault that she didn't.

Also dinner wasn't even fucking ready yet, so Leland was in the wrong.

Finished S2 and FWWM yesterday, starting S3 today

>Donna
Do I really need to post a pic of Laura Flynn Boyle now?
>Shelly
Still chasing drug dealers and crime lords despite being in her 40s. Also cucks Bobby.
>Audrey
Lost her virginity to Gary Stu, then had a bank explode in her face, driving her insane. And her son is a murderous alien looking dude.

Laura is a cokewhore but she's still better than all of them. Of course, we all know that Maddy is the best girl.

There's also that scene in the season 2 finale that confirms it, she starts speaking backwards like the black lodge spirits.

daviiiiiid.......

I'm talking about them in the 1990s obviously. Granny porn is not my cuppa tea. I'd fuck a 60-year-old Norma tho.

>I'm talking about them in the 1990s obviously. Granny porn is not my cuppa tea. I'd fuck a 60-year-old Norma tho.
oops

What the fuck was this assholes problem?

that scene was actually one of my favorite parts of the new season

i absolutely hated Lucy and Andy during the original series so the fact that the two biggest fucking retards in the TP universe got together and ended up concieving Michael Cera is simply perfect to me

It's like the priest who gave her eulogy said, the tragedy was all that lost potential. Even when she had a terrible life getting fucked by her father and all the men in town, and tormented by evil demons, Laura was still a kind girl who was loved by her community.

If it hadn't been for that, Laura could have been a great person. Sure, she could have also never amounted to anything, but it's the lack of realizing that potential due to her early death that made it such a tragedy.

Is there a setting more comfy than Twin Peaks? Only thing that tops it in my thinking is Bates Motel setting.

What a fucking disaster, second best looking girl on the show after Shelley and she got BLACKED so was disqualified shortly after the competition.

Violently molested by her own father for years on end, what the hell do you think?

Holy shit based pusy poster

Can someone post that gif of Leland's head coming out from behind a curtain.

best girl

she was too pure for this world

Those pictures are so comfy.

>you will never spend a lazy weekend alone in a cabin with Laura and Audrey, snuggled up on the couch playing NES games and drinking hot cocoa

borderline pd. as usual.

The atmosphere is too comfy. The pilot and FWWM are best since they were actually filmed in Washington. Also everybody always has those really comfy heavy clothes on.

Sheryl Lee is a treasure!

being a female

like seriously, misogyny aside for a minute, if you read the traits of personality disorders like borderline and antisocial, you'll notice 99% of women actually fit onto them

Memes aside, how was she such a good female character?

I’m not even being Sup Forums edgy, usually I don’t give a shit about these female characters who you’re supposed to feel bad for because of how much drugs and sex they do, but Laura Palmer makes me feel every time

She could have been so pure, bros ;_;

Friendly reminder that the titular twin peaks are actually her bobes

>wanted

They all did

Cocaine addiction

No she did nothing because she was afraid and negligent

Judy is a metaphor for neglect

but she had the chest of a 10 year old boy.

t. virgin

Objectively wrong opinion

You are correct that I've never had sex with a 10 year old boy, so I could be wrong.

She's on an incline.

very busy girl this Laura Palmer chick, ey?

She's going to high school, having cookies and milk with her parents, writing her diary, delivering meals on wheels, fucking her two boyfriends and hanging out with friends. This should be a full time schedule. But wait, there is more, she is also secretly taking and dealing cocaine, working as an prostitute somewhere in the woods and has a bunch of secret snuff lovers that get her off by nearly killing her. Oh and she writes a second secret diary. An she has secret friends no one knows about.
All in all a very very busy girl, Laura.
Fuck you Lynch and your BS.

99 hour days for Laura

She just has really good time management skills, okay.

kill me!

Most of that is something you’d do once or twice a week for a few hours. I doubt she was prostitiuting or doing meals on wheels for more than a few hours a week. The biggest time investment would be school or writing her diary, it’s not that unrealistic

>>you will never spend a lazy weekend alone in a cabin with Laura and Audrey, snuggled up on the couch playing NES games and drinking hot cocoa

fuck that
how bout fucking both to death and snorting cocain from their assholes

pretty girls have more full lives than we do

>I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

She watched the Ring video 3 days before.

Don't forget tutoring a Chinese con artist English, tutoring a mentally handicapped 27 year old, and additionally, the year before she was working at the Horne perfume counter and going over to Canada to get fucked by poker playing businessmen, plus she was the Homecoming Queen.

Again, none of that would be a massive time sink.

>tutoring Josie and Johnny

IIRC from Secret Diary she only started tutoring Josie like a few weeks before she died and it was like once a week. Johnny she helped once a week and even then there were long periods of time where she didn't go.

>perfume counter
She worked there very briefly like Audrey and that other girl, and only until she was hired at One Eyed Jacks.

>going to Canada
in both the show and diary they say that was literally a one time thing, she went and they caught her doing drugs so she was out.

>Homecoming Queen
Can't imagine that's much of a time sink other than having to go to the homecoming dance and football game, and maybe taking some pictures.

I agree she was a busy girl but none of that stuff would suck up very much time continuously. People think that everything Laura did was all at once in the last week of her life or something

Sheryl's chest is fine and cute

Is this /tpg/?

...

No.

/tpg/ is dead, yet it lives.

haha

I would rather they fuck me to death tbqhwyf