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Me.

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Just a reminder that Za is no leader!

>mfw apparently it's just called "Empress of Mars" and I honestly thought it was titled "The Empress of Mars" this whole time
what the fuck lads what the FUCK

O RLY?

Is this a shitpost made by someone on /who/ or does GirlyLetters legitimately believe it?

The orange light danced in front of the Doctor's eyes. His bones bubbled as the regeneration began.

"Yes, Doctor," moaned the sultry woman sitting on top of the TARDIS, watching her previous incarnation with a smirk, "Time to give in".

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Even once and a while I visit this general just out of curiosity. I genuinely enjoy the show and sometimes I want to see discussion of it.

And every fucking time, I am impressed by how easily baited the people here are. I could probably just post "vagina" and people here would unironically begin to discuss whether that was sexist or not.

This is a show with a constant stream of new content, with more than ten spinoffs, this show has fucking illegally made spinoffs.

And yet, the only actual conversations about this stuff comes from two trips.

This general is a shame and I hope it gets banned before season 11.

What are your thoughts on Oreos?

Vagina

What's /who/ with you?

What was Doctor's relationship with Cameca? Also, what do you think of my Torchwood audios short reviews?

"Wow," the redheaded Doctor remarked as she cupped her fulsome new assets in front of the oval looking glass. "Surprisingly heavy".

She'd cross-dressed before of course, many times, in her male lives. She'd even had a special wardrobe in her quarters full of body-hugging corsets. But a female regeneration? That was something new, and exciting!

She'd transformed into a very pretty woman with a striking gait. If she still had a pecker she knew it would be hard right now.

"I wonder if Missy had anything to do with this," she pondered.

She looked down. "Hold on. I do have a pecker!"

She looked closer in the mirror. She wasn't a sexy woman girl. She was a balding 30 year old set reporter

The first time I saw the Aztecs I genuinely thought it was something resembling a father/daughter relationship

I'm broke so I can't really buy that much big finish, but I'm always glad to see on topic posts here!

Wish I could discuss something to the length that they do with someone but alas, I cannot.

Who are your least favourite trips?

"That's funny," said the Doctor as she gazed at her reflection. "I look kind of like a Cypriot Clara."

Seriously, a tragic, goffik Salander-esque female!Doctor would be kind of cool.

I agree. People here mostly just go on and on about trips, fascinating though I'm sure they are...

I don't have a mental list of them, but Judy seems like a right cunt.

I don't think I've ever actually seen Cats make a post, I've just heard people talking about him.

Either cats is good trip

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Why don't people like Deep Breath?

Cats is both El Gato de Doce Colas and Señor Gato.

I would seriously like to disagree with you, but once I baited /who/ by complete accident.

I referred to The Doctor as a 'fictional sequential hermaphrodite'.

And nobody in the general knew what that meant, so they got mad while admitting that they had no idea what a sequential hermaphrodite was.

There are a couple of trips that are very interesting. I wish they each had a blog so maybe people would go there for info instead of derailing threads.

Friendship, although interpreted as something more than that on Cameca's part.

"Purple and green bikini, that's what I want," decided the Doctor as she rummaged in the wardrobe. "It's a very hot planet."

"I remember how good that felt," giggled the Doctor as she sucked greedily at Attack Eyebrows's cock. "You like me, don't you? Don't you want to regenerate right now and become a naughty, naughty girl who can have anything she wants. Even Clara. You can get her back, Doctor. She's crazy for Time Lady vadge. Become me, Doctor. You're already so, so close!"

They probably expected more out of it.

You take The for granted sometimes

So was it sexist?

It was just "please dont get mad that the doctor is old guys okay?" Followed by Moffat yet again trying to recreate Dont Blink

>some sad sack writes a fucking novel about the lack of oc on this general
>people start writing porn about the doctor fucking themselves

Are you satisfied you fuck?

>What was Doctor's relationship with Cameca
It's been awhile but I took it as unrealized romance. There's a warmth there that was rather ambiguous. Feelings unrequited by either or both of them. Probably projection on my part /who/ nose.

Yea, actually

Of course, it was just bait. Nobody who cares about discussion wouldnt bitch about the lack of discussion and act above it all, they'd just start discussing something. This was the intended result

"Time for the riding crop," declared the Doctor to the naked, blindfolded Clara who lay on the bed. The Time Lady brought the rod down on Clara's bare buttocks and the Lancastrian moaned into the duvet.

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Is this cretin the same pleb you were talking about earlier?

So is girl doctor going to have a guy companion or what

Or do we still need cheesecake companion

There's three companions

Two dudes and one chick

Adam Orford is the companion. It'll be revealed he's actually Romana regenerated

But there's a lot more going on in Deep Breath than those admittedly annoying lines of Clara's. And the "don't breathe" bits lasted about five minutes. A lot of normies seem to have dropped the show after watching the episode and I'm trying to understand why.

"Two mouths now," noted the naked female Doctor as she examined her magnificent form. "I can talk twice as much now."

I feel like it had more meaning for the Doctor than he let on; there's a lovely bit in one of the books where he still has the brooch she gave him as Seven.

>A lot of normies seem to have dropped the show after watching the episode
Sure it wasn't just because Capaldi was old and oogleh?

someone stuck a flat earth video on in the stream
pretty interesting imo

Naked cuddles with Clara were the best, the Doctor decided. It was always nice to crook an arm around Clara's boobs. So soft and firm.

They never admit that though. They always talk about quitting after Smith left or just after Capaldi started because they were "sick of Moffat".

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That doesn't mean it was Deep Breath specifically, as an episode, that put them off. Chances are it was just a vague notion of The Writing™ (i.e. the show not matching their vague sensory recollections of the past)

Is this confirmed?

Have we ever had 3 people continuously? Sounds like a lot. I suppose series 6 had the Ponds and River

Have you ever seen Doctor Who before, user?

yes, google it
classic who had 3 companions more than once

You mean their "vague sensory recollections" of the previous three years? Because Series 6 and 7 didn't exactly go down a storm on social media and the like.

Barbera, Ian, Susan

Adric, Nyssa, Tegan

Maybe technically

Rose, Jack, Mickey

Both of those are very valid though and separate from the people who left because old Doc

Ben, Polly, Jamie
Nyssa, Tegan, Turlough

Yes, but just 3rd and 5th and not the whole runs

I was also wondering if Mickey was there enough to be like a secondary companion

"Nooooo, my face!!!!", screamed the Doctor as the regeneration lightning ravaged him.

Eyebrows thinned.
Hair turned blonde and descended down his back as he shrank a foot in height, disappearing into his clothes.
"Nooooo!!! Get away Martha, she's coming!"
The Doctor pulled down his breeches and let his penis flop out. Still there. But not for long. Soon it too was disappearing, folding into the Doctor's crotch to becoming a pretty vagina.
"Hello blackbird," sneered the new Doctor. "How's for a game of backgammon?"

Wait, you mean making gigantic generalizations about people who disagree with me makes me look like a narrowminded idiot. Are you implying that people are complicated and individual.

Not on /who/ they're not

Need a minute?

>SHAKESPEARE: Psychic? Never heard that before and words are my trade. Who are you exactly? More's the point, who is your delicious blackamoor lady?
>MARTHA: What did you say?
>SHAKESPEARE: Oops. Isn't that a word we use nowadays? An Ethiop girl? A swarth? A Queen of Afric?
>MARTHA: I can't believe I'm hearing this.
>DOCTOR: It's political correctness gone mad. Er, Martha's from a far-off land. Freedonia.

What did "That's" Gareth Roberts mean by this?

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Sort all NuWho stories. Post your top 10, bottom 10, etc.

Hard mode: Drink every time both stories are so bad/mediocre you can't choose.

1 Listen
2 Heaven Sent
3 The Pandorica Opens + The Big Bang
4 The Empty Child + The Doctor Dances
5 Blink
6 Silence in the Library + Forest of the Dead
7 A Christmas Carol
8 The Magician's Apprentice + The Witch's Familiar
9 The Girl Who Waited
10 The God Complex

110 Night Terrors
111 Nightmare in Silver
112 The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe
113 The Doctor's Daughter
114 The Lie of the Land
115 Fear Her
116 The Stolen Earth + Journey's End
117 Planet of the Dead
118 Voyage of the Damned
119 The End of Time

Fuck off boardie

I get why some people would quit a show after their favourite actor/character had left. But what's "valid" about quitting because of Capaldi? What's not to like about him other than "he's old and a bit grumpy like the original Doctors"?

Need a couple of minutes?

>5th

gib nyssa gf

The "gigantic generalization" I'm trying to arrive at is the GENERAL reason why so many people were so put off by Capaldi's first episode that they stopped watching. Twat.

I dread to think.

no, she's mine

What is this outfit supposed to say?

I think this post is deserved if someone legit thinks that all the people who were getting fired of the direction of the shoe or Moffat or the Doctor all fall into leaving because the Doctor is old

The thing is, plenty of people simply dont like what Moffat did with the show. The overall tone, how the show seemed to focus in the Doctor rather than the companions, the time wimey plots, the seasonal arcs, the poor series 7b, all of those could lead to someone just losing interest and not wanting to come back. It doesn't have to be Capaldi specifically.

In fact, I was men on series 8 and just did not like 9 at all. I stuck around but I dont blame anyone for just falling off eventually.

Even with Caokdi specifically some people disliked how he started acting more callous or blunt and didnt like it.

I'm not saying you have to agree with the reasons, but the reasons are there and much more than "Capaldi is old?"

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we can share - you can have her mon-wed, I can have her thurs-sat and we'll flip a coin for sunday.

Admittedly the only thing ive seen from him was 5 Doctors. I'll get to more eventually

More fun Doctor again

"We're out of ideas"

Ayo

This was so booooooooooooring

>Caokdi

hol up man das racist

"We totally remember the 80s!"

Doctor Who is dead.

>how the show seemed to focus in the Doctor rather than the companions
That's funny because the old complaint is that it focused too much on the companion(s) rather than the Doctor.

listen is overrated bro

"I want to fuck you Clara," the Doctor pronounced, her thick pink lips gliding over every syllable. "Roughly. Using my fingers. Submit. Join with Gallfrey's most infamous outlaw. Submit."

Needed more furries and homoerotic acting.

Moffat. Complaints about the series are mostly about Moffat. And only a big Moffatfag woukd find that so unbelievable that they'd rather believe its a front for not admitting Capaldi is just too old

Would you believe I almost typed it again

Because I eated him X3

"I like to play with legos"

Well yeah, its just RTD and Moffat showing what they're interested in. In the end you gravitate with the one you prefer having the focus on.

Hopefully Chibbers can strike a balance. But I doubt it, and we'll end up with a new creator's pet companion like Rose/Clala