Was Simba the ultimate cuck? I mean, he got to fuck all the female lions to continue the tribe but there is literally no way they hadn't all been fucked by Scar already. The fact that Nala waits until adulthood to search for Simba definitely means she was getting it from a young age and didn't want to leave Scar. She probably waited until her mom was killed or some shit until she was convinced to leave Scar's gigantic lion cock. How many times did Simba wait for his concubines to give birth after Scar's death only for the cub to come out with a darker shade of fur? Even in the sequel when Nala and Simba have a daughter, Kiara, she can't resist the dark meat of Kovu, Scar's illegitimate son. How much is Simba forced to suffer throughout the franchise?
Was Simba the ultimate cuck? I mean...
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cucking doesnt exist for animals you dumb fuck. They dont get married and they are dont pair up
I think there's one version of the story where Nala runs away only because Scar tries to rape her.
If anything Scar was the cuck.
>be a complete beta in the presence of your alpha chad brother
>secretly seething but never have the balls to confront him
>spend years coming up with a convoluted plan to backstab your brother when he tries to rescue his son who you used as b8
>succeed, don't have the guts to kill the son though
>become alpha
>immediately lose the respect of the females
>sperg out and start beating one when she openly flouts your authority
>Chad's son returns, beats your ass and takes the pride back
>doesn't even give you the dignity of a good death, leaves you to be ripped apart by dirty hyenas
>the only son you manage to produce (with a coked out groupie) eventually gets KIARA'ED and bends the knee to your nephew
>no one remembers you fondly
>cucking doesnt exist for animals
Cuck literally comes from cuckoo, a bird that lays its eggs in other bird's nests so that others raise its offspring
LOL, american education, everyone.
>Was Simba the ultimate cuck?
Yes he was, let me elaborate.
>Even in the sequel when Nala and Simba have a daughter, Kiara, she can't resist the dark meat of Kovu, Scar's illegitimate son. How much is Simba forced to suffer throughout the franchise?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
>Humour your brother by allowing him to rule
>SIKE
>kill your bitch-made ass brother
>rule pride
>show bitches their place
>fuck every lioness pussy the sun touches
>get bored and let some little brat take back pride rock (there is literally no physical way a kid raised by a small monkey and a pig could beat a monster with a scar on its face who is called Scar)
>not before your alpha genes get passed on
>your son literally fucks the brat's daughter
>when the brat gets old my son will kill him and the cycle will repeat
Scar comes from generations of alphas, Mufasa got all the bitch genes and that manifested as pure cuckoldry in Simba.
Look into your heart you know it to be true.
Childhood is thinking people liked Mufassa
Adulthood is knowing women just wanna fuck an evil chad like Scar
I don't even think it's close anymore. All women want the bad boy.
go back to
fucking memes
>there is literally no physical way a kid raised by a small monkey and a pig could beat a monster with a scar on its face who is called Scar
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I'M IN CHARGE HERE!"
>Get BTFO and by a pack of shitty hyenas
>Alpha
kek
member when they later said his son was not really his son, but adopted? nice backtracking disney
I never watched lion king
Are there any actual lion behavior in it like the male killing the children of other females to convince them to mate?
That's sort of what the bad guy does.
No but it wasnt a takeover.
A brother died. I thought that in lion prides its possible for multiple male lions to run a pride.
the chad scar, the virgin simba
its kinda what happens.
I mean, when Simba returns there is Scar, the male lion, and a ton of bitches, no other male lions in the pack.
For sure Animals don't pair up
They all definitely got SCARRED
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hate to break this to you but swans fuck around a lot
>Fuck me, Simba!
What did she mean by this?
The prairie vole is monogamous
I bet she got SCAR'D before this
he posted that ironically and desu swans mate for life
i think youre thinking of geese
>you will never dick a cat
Th-thanks Disney
>lol im bored senpai just kill me
yeah, stick to shitposting
i mean when hamlet was written you used to be able to trade your daughters for property and gold
That's why vikings drank mead. It increases the chances of male offspring. That way, they made sure they'd be the ones doing the cucking when their sons pillaged the villages of the enemy and took their women.
Simba was a cuck who picked up Scar's sloppy seconds
sorry to break it to you Simba fanboy
No, she was gargling on that big hyena dicc
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Nah lion king works by accepting a very bizzare surreal narrative, don't know the technical term for it but this is what we basically have:
>there is a king and queen of animals and their legitimate son
>even though there is a whole harem present
>still, nobody in harem minds
>the animals don't mind being eaten, sure they will try to escape when hunted but when it's time to praise the king they do that
>simba will end up fucking his half-sister and it's perfectly natural thing
>what in the flying fuck is scar even doing there, he won't get a chance with the local pussy and mufasa is oblivious that that may be a problem
When it's convenient they are lions and when it's not they are humans. I believe this whole ordeal works but it either requires being purely reactionary or accepting that not everything has to be perfectly logical and surreal/paradoxical/whatever narrative can work
so what does that make scar to mufasa?
all of scar's actions are a result of his cowardice, the only creatures that want anything to do with him are the hyenas, literally the lowest of the low class, and they only like scar because he's an aristocrat with a bit of influence, and the moment he loses it is when they turn on him. It's embarrassing.
>half-sister
Different mother, father unknown.
This, Scar is worse than a omega male
I think you were listening to voices in your head, Mr. Redmayne
This is official? It's pornographic.
The musical is, the animation not
>Was Simba the ultimate cuck?
it doesn't matter, where the sequel is LITERALLY a racemixing propaganda
this is your future, white "men"
When a new male lion takes over a pride, he kills all the other cubs to re-impregnate the females with his own cubs. Which means that Nala was probably Simba's sister, and the only reason she survived Scar taking over is that she was sexually mature enough for Scar to fuck. So Simba was fucking both his sister, and his uncle's sloppy seconds.
PAJEET'D
it's not fucking animal planet you autists, it's a disney movie
stop overanalyzing it and projecting your insecurities on it
>race is skin/fur color
made me think
Then don't use lions? They specifically chose this particular animal and didn't address the whole issue so by default it goes by the real world rules. I accept the head canon of "he is not actually fucking his sister" but it's a special skill similar to focusing on the good parts of the bad experience, it's useful but you can't be angry at people for not having it.
>Raise Scar's child
>pseudobenis
Scar is not Mufasas brother
you mean big hyena clit. They're matriarchal and they have clits so big that they use them like dicks to hump eachother
It's a kids' tale, not some documentary. Jeez. Next thing you'll be complaining about Peter and the Wolf being unrealistic.
Surmise.
>i didn't watch the film: the post
What did Disney mean by this?
This shit literally created 100,000 furries. This one shot alone.
What was the animator told? Draw a sexually aroused lion? What the fuck.
>These mental gymnastics just to be a contrarian
Wew.
>raised by a small monkey and a pig
Umm sweetie, that's a meerkat and a warthog.
>your son literally fucks the brat's daughter
yeah if Kovu stuck with the outsiders while fucking Kiara then you'd have a point.
Kovu shit all over Scar's legacy by leaving the outsiders to join Simba's Pride.
>B..but h..he was just tricking Simba!
No. Kovu was a dumb cuck little lion with no pride in his dumb fuck father
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When I watched this a few months ago I also noticed the following:
Not only does the movie promote the INTERRACIAL relationship between blonde Kiara and Kovu who has dark fur, it also promotes GAY COUPLES as can be seen with timon and pumbaa, pumbaa being the masculine part and timon the faggot part. also the movie promotes having your land INVADED and RUINED by dark-skinned ugly illiterate IMMIGRANTS (hyenas) and accepting this as fate, especially by the lionesses.
Timon and Pumbaa are just homies, not homos
yeah I remember going to rule34 paheal net to do 'research' after I watched this (out of cuiosity ofc only)
Pumbaa's the faggot you know that
The one good thing from your comment is that at least we all now know that no-one will be pairing up with you and your room temperature IQ.
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>The one good thing from your comment is that at least we all now know that no-one will be pairing up with you and your room temperature IQ.
>What was the animator told?
>implying he needed to be told
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
I don't get it
I've always believed scar was gay. and this hasn't convinced me otherwise.
Actually cuckoo comes from cuckold which is in the bible
This, plus
>adopted son
>cucking doesnt exist for animals
The term cuckold literally comes from the act a cuckoo initiates. Just so you know, a cuckoo is an animal.
>the asian virgin
>the white chad
tons of gays fuck women, for procreation, amusement, personal vendettas or just for the delicious irony.
>who is called Scar
That's just a nickname. His actual official name is Trash. He's literally called Trash in swahili.
and to poz rosties, no doubt.
They're just doing us a favor
>mfw this is probably true
FUCKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is a pretty bad thread
>t. simba fangirl
Are you mad that Scar was the chad in this situation?
>that asymmetrical visibly ugly face is Chad
>that disgusting swamp rat he's hanging onto is a worthy lay
lol
>worthy lay
stop thinking like the virgin
Chad doesn't deny his cock to any female that comes across him
>a worthy lay
KEK check out the "integrity" of this guy. always nice to hear there's still some upstanding gudbois on this dick n` feet discussion forum
YOU JUST KNOW
Found the butthurt chink.
lmao tru
what sound does a cuckoo make, you colossal faggot?
Yeah great post retard until you learn the goddamned basics of lion society and realize that he was mounted and fucked by mufasa on a regular basis as a display of dominance
>(there is literally no physical way a kid raised by a small monkey and a pig could beat a monster with a scar on its face who is called Scar)
Are you ignoring that Scar is the classic hollywood gay villain? He has to die because his slightly menacing camp voice implies that he is a homosexual.
They perfected the formula with Zootopia, what with an anthropomorphic thick bunny.
Disney was pretty weird back then. Are we all going to forget about pic related and how the main love interest to our 12 year old protagonist was unironically a 28 year old woman who kisses him in the end?
>back then
>Scar! Brother! Help me!
Literally, line from the film.
He wasn't his brother, he was his father's wife's son. You can tell by the color of the fur.
>Bats
>blind
Not sure if a shop, or sarcasm
Scar is so obviously gay, Zira was just a friend
neither, Neil Degrasse Tyson is a meme. He embarrasses himself on the regular.
yeah, but I'm Scar..
no, but seriously, my father doesn't know about any of you whores here, he's a complete plebe, not into art or hollywood.
Maybe if you starred in the newest Wild Hogs or Old Dogs movie..
>no, but seriously, my father doesn't know about any of you whores here, he's a complete plebe, not into art or hollywood.
who the fuck are you larping as?
>Scar is not Mufasa's brother