Lmao

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>What do they call the Big Mac?
>It's the same but they call it Halal Big Mac

>Well, what do they call a whopper?
>I dunno, they blew up all the Burger Kings by the time I got there

>and Papa Tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says: "Allahu Akbar"

>When you came pullin in here, did you see a sign that said dead infidel storage?

>Oh man I just dumped acid on Marvin's face

>and you what do they call a mexican in burgerland?
>white

>there's no dancing scene since dancing is Halal

Every time I see a post with this image the text is always filled with buttmad, like now. Take a joke Pajeet

lol

>Is this a cellular phone?
>Fuck you. Prank caller. Peace be with you.

>DOES MOHAMMAD PBUH LOOK LIKE A BITCH!

Hahahhahaha

I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. SAY "INSHALLAH" AGAIN

it's true, europe is so fucked. i mean, i live in Germany, and my home town has more döner restaurants than anything else. it's an embarrassment really. and my parents are total cucks too. They keep praising Hassan's döner place, but every time i go there they fuck something up. they didn't place the order properly, they under-cooked the meat, they used the wrong sauce, etc. he's not even that friendly either. his daughter wanted to go to university but he said no, because muslim girls shouldn't go to university.

>Oh man, that's fucked up.

took me a few days but reading this again with a 20% more sober mind. this is hilarious

>He knew, if Britain's Finest ever saw the watch, they would confiscate it, take it away - the hands too lethally pointy. So he hid it! The one place he knew he could hide it, in a kid's show host's kiddy porn stash.
This scene always felt out of place

This thread got me all nostalgic for Hajji discs.

kek

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>his daughter wanted to go to university but he said no, because muslim girls shouldn't go to university.
So he doesn't want her to take 20 dicks before she turns 20? Good for him.
Don't think I'm trolling, often Muslims have more common sense than westerners.

>literally just painting the american ugly and making the nice german family look scared
>conversation is otherwise mild mannered in terms of political charge

This meme was made by an idiot who probably can't adequately explain their viewpoints because they're actually rooted in nothing but feels

I'm not that poster but stop getting triggered. it's funny because there's some truth to the characterization. Laugh and move on.

>what do they call a 56% face
>well a 56% face is a 56% face but they call it le 56% face

>it's an Sup Forums can't stop amerimutt and BLACKED posting episode

the point is white americans obsessed with their race/european heritage have a very skewed idea of white europe or race/culture in general that is completely delusional.

>triggered yuropoors: the thread

They ever do the McRib in pre-islam France?

t. American with a 1/12 German ancestry

>be american
>have never left your own country before
>watch youtube of non-whites in ghetto of european country feat video uploaded by "redpill88" on youtube
>"it's sad how bad europe has gotten"
>"paris isn't how it used to be"
>get on your mobility scooter to go to walmart
>accidentally take a wrong turn and get shot
>ambulance ride costs you $7,500
>"at least i'm not in sweden where they have socialist (aka communism) healthcare. it's a price worth paying for freedom"

>BE ASSBLASTED YUROPOOR LE 56% FACE POSTER
>ACTUALLY A MUDSLIME
>SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
WAHALLU ACKBARR

NEW MEME BUY NOW
CHUCKS SNUCK AND SNEED

ah so europe isn't fucked, because america is bad too

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epic win butthurt amerimudbloods btfo

this made me exhale with more force than normal

>Americans PLEASE NOTICE US
literally nobody irl is proud of their "German" heritage

Latino here (and white). I have a cousin who went to Germany to work in something; long story short she married some iranian arab. They have a child, she's a light brown mestiza and the guy is pure black-bearded arab.

Enjoy your new arab-mestizo family, Germany :)

True, but people do like to talk about it and will associate certain personality traits with muh heritage, especially if you don't have some generic anglo name.

>arab-mestizo
That has to be one ugly fucking kid.

>Sup Forums - Television & Film
>facebook memes and low-grade news articles

What the fuck is this

Yeah, maybe, but the mother is not bad-looking

>that webm

>"Hey, my name's Paul, and I want to see America fall"

b-but america

>dancing is Halal
>Halal

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I just had a quarter pounder today and it's $3.70...just fucking buy 3 cheeseburgers and you'll get more value. Quarter-pounder is insanely small and not fucking worth it. I got scammed

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i know right? the worst thing is that it isn't even just a Sup Forums meme. I have an american e-girlfriend, and i visited her a few times. she was supposed to meet me too, but her parents told her "it's so dangerous in Europe right now".
Like, a few weeks ago, the guy in the house across of hers was arrested for shooting his wife, and the other day some neighbor kids broke into her dad's car. But yeah, it's so dangerous to fly to Germany right now

>Enjoy your new arab-mestizo family, Germany :)
And none of them are citizens. Luckily we don't have that "citizen by place of birth" thing here.