It's time for a Nootkaman thread, Sup Forums

It's time for a Nootkaman thread, Sup Forums

Tell me about those Nootkafeels

>tfw no fireplace to contemplate voodoo, incest and the shipping trade in front of

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=o6BxCiKDfvo
youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Why are this damn shoops so funny?

>careful now

mhmmm

I am inside your heads, gentlemen. Always.

THE FUCKING

What?

A M E R I C A N S

...

>go to kinoplex wearing period trench coat and top hat. Covered in mud
>cashier ask which kino I wish to see
>stare at the ceiling
>"sir...?"
>quickly grab him
>"be very carefull now"

>wake up
>put on stained white shirt while I squat in front of the fireplace eating a bowl of captain crunch
>I'll have a ship like him someday
>mhmm
>>decide to visit kinorama
>pick my trenchcoat and hat out of the ditch outside
>swagger violently through town humming the angry walking music
>suddenly a person walks towards me
>I stop and make direct eye contact
>"Good afternoon sir would you like to participate in a cancer research poll?"
>continue staring
>mhmm
>tell them to be very careful now
>"Oh I'm sorry sir, do you know someone who has cancer?"
>king or company?
>*unsheathes karambit motion*
>volunteer looks visibly upset and calls over their friend across the street
>walk away yelling "I am in your heads, gentlemen, I know your throughts"
>one of them was a girl
>mhmm
>get to kinoplex
>cashier asks what I'd like to see
>blade runner 2049
>asks if I'd like anything to eat or drink
>"all the tea in china"
>o-okay sir, that'll be €24
>tell them it isn't for sale
>blow voodoo powder on their face
>mhmm powder
>chant african words of power as large security men remove me from the premises
>go home and jack off into the fireplace

so he's fucking with us on purpose at this point right?

TELL ME ABOUT BIG GUY WHY DOES HE WEAR A HAT

Are you /king/ or /company/, Sup Forums?

...

...

Is there a webM of the interdimensional ghost incest?

mhm

Even Delaney thougjt that was weird kek

satisfied?

MHMMMMMMMMMMMMM

... I have a use for you

>tfw first show I watched because I wanted to know what all the memeing was about.

kek saved

i haven't even seen an episode and these threads make me laugh.

Then get started. It's only a couple episodes

I have a use for you...

i'm about to watch episode 6, fucking great so far

Listen to me.
Are you... King or company?

That's the episode where I felt it fell off a bit. I loved the show overall but didn't really like the conclusion

MORTY I'M VERY CAREFUL MHMHM MHMMHMH MORTY MHMHM

my fucking sides
you got any more?

Is Delaney autistic?

Those are all I saved during the golden age I'm afraid

Delaney's autism gave him voodoo

do you have any archive links? I only watched the show now so I missed out on all the hmmmposting

He's got Blackamoor magic in him

Afraid not, but I really should hunt some down, those threads were heaven

giv nootka

King is the patrician's choice.
Prinny for the winny.

giv back hat

*walks through the streets of London intensely*

...

What the fuck is this Nootka mm shit? Just looks like another show where Hardy has his 2 inch cock on display

yeah basically
it's fantastic

>I mhmh Nookta mhmhmh Mhmhm mhmh my sister. Mmhmh over the mmhh. Time to be very. Careful.

Tom Hardy comes back from Africa after 10 years, wants to fuck his half sister, gets called a nigger at least three times, can do magic, fights the Honorable East India Company, grunts a lot.

It's an absolute memefest of a show but that's partly why it's great. First episode is fantastic and dripping in atmosphere. Get more ridiculous as it goes on.

Be very careful now.

youtube.com/watch?v=o6BxCiKDfvo

It's entertaining to watch Tom Hardy grunt at people and murder them.

...

The mhmmmm rises.

youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw

hmmhmm
wooee
mm

Tom Hardy and his dad's powerfantasy about this super cool and strong and smart donutsteel dude who fights by himself against the crown and the East india company

His dad calls himself Chips

That's the name of a dangerous man, the kind of man known only by a single word, the kind of east end megathug who blinds people with his thumbs as a warning

What if Tom Hardy's characters are all the same? He's an immortal that goes around grunting and HMMMMing

He clearly knows about the meme

1814 - James 'Fucking' Keziah Delaney, arrives back from Africa an immortal spellcasting ooga booga, sires a race of degenerate warlocks with his cast of misfits while in Nootka

18whatever - travels to mainland Canada in search of pelts for his Nootka trading empire

1943 or something - fights in world war 2 to protect Nootka

19xx - becomes hardboiled criminal in his native Britain upon his return long after his misfits and weirdos are all dead and forgotten

2012 - after a stint in an overseas prison pit, he escapes with his waifu and vows to destroy the Fucking Americans while wearing a mask to hide his immortal identity

Same exact thing here with me. They're the best threads on Sup Forums.

I saw James Delaney in a warehouse on Wapping Wall yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for the Nootka Sound treaty or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now? Mhmm?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Mhm?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Mhm? Mhm? Mhm?” and blowing handfuls of ash in my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him grunt as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen kegs of saltpeter in his arms without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be African and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the kegs and started inspecting it, he stopped her and told her to be very careful and check them each individually “to prevent any Ka'lisumbaya” and then turned around and glared at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she inspected each keg and put them in a carriage and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by grunting really loudly.

If I leave that mask on, will you die?

*angry violin music intensifies*

*walks angrily through town*

-1940 Joins the RAF to fight the Nazis who are threatening Nookta trade

-1944 After getting shot down he assumes the identify of an American private and joins Easy Company

-2099 He assumes the identify of Mad Max Nookta Song now a barren waste land.

>when the kid inherits the angry walking music in the last episode

Oh jesus christ.

Where do you guys watch this?

On the TV

I stopped wearing pants at home because of this show I just wear a loose stained shirt.
When my mom asks me why I'm no wearing any pants I just grunt until she goes away

>someone uploaded the entire soundtrack like this
Fucking hell, I downloaded the whole thing and just edited it in Wavosaur

I love Nootka threads.
I have never watched this show.

Fucking Max Richter dude.
Best at what he does

>I have never watched the show.
Be veeery careful now

It's just entertaining to watch Hardy full stop tbqh.

It's 8 episodes of memetastic wonder, Hardy gets increasingly ridiculous, the production design is fucking gorgeous, though, and the first episode is nigh on perfect, dripping in atmosphere. Also has a great soundtrack. Best memes, too.

Underrated kek

I think the London backdrop is underrated with how it looks imo and whenever St. Paul's is onscreen is very atmospheric.

Early 19th century is the best period in British history
Lord Nelson kino when?

hmmm
*guts a man*
mhmmm
nootka
mmhhmm
*fucks sister*
be veeeery careful now
*hmmm*
I want a ship

woman detected

On the foreshore

Season 2 when lads?

We're all gay for Hardy.

Never ever

Scripts got leaked apparently and so Hardy has to make money back from producers who probably dropped out, that's why he's gonna play Venom

How does Venom work into the Hardy-verse?

Why hasn't he fucked his mom when she's clearly gagging for it?

thats a fine rendition of the meme, I must say

Soon.

This

it's 2am and i just woke up my housemate laughing fuck you

I just have a hard on for St. Paul's tbqh and it'll no doubt outlast all the skyscrapers.

I can't wait for Venomposting

Until someone blows it up because it's a legendary symbol of British fortitude and resilience.
St Paul's survived the Blitz. Constant German bombing couldn't take it down.
But a suicide bomber could.

Surprised no Islamists have tried yet. The destruction of St Paul's would be indescribably powerful.

Hardyverse best movie universe

but could james 'fucking' delaney? if he wanted to?

mhmm

Westminster Abbey would be a better target and it would take a lot for these buildings to be totally destroyed, security is very high too.

JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING SHIP

Would you rather have powder, a ship, or all the tea in China, Sup Forums?

mmmh Nootka

St Paul's is gigantic and made of solid stone, some terrorist with a shitty home-made nail bomb could never bring it down. That's why they go for easy soft targets like pedestrians