Movie set in the middle ages

>movie set in the middle ages
>the sky is gray, the air seems polluted and the grass is brown

I'm sick and tired of this.

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>everyone is filthy
>clothes are brown and grey

>everyone is drunk
>everyone is spitting coughing and vomiting everywhere

How is this historically inaccurate?

Especially for peasants?

europe still looks like that though

>everyone has perfect teeth

it was literally like this tho
people took bath once a fucking year, can you imagine the crusty poo

Grass was brown during winter and in Britain literally always the sky was gray

kek this, also people with nice skin, both were quite rare until just a few decades

How did people brush their teeth back then?

The clothes were colorful

Only the aristocracy did it and not too often, they tended to just use a piece of cloth

During some time people used human pee to clean their teeth

>bodies of water didnt exist

lol

>movie set in the middle ages
>we will rock you starts playing

people never bathed

they also didn't have access to potable water so they drank ale 24/7

the uk has always looked like that which is why their soyboys are so depressed

"rough linen"

Also their teeth decayed at a lower amount than today's average person because their consumption of sugar was much lower.

wayneoralsurgery.com/blog/what-was-dental-health-like-in-the-middle-ages/

The ale was so weak in terms of alcohol content that it was physically impossible to get drunk off it, it was like 0.25%.

Are you people fucking retarded?

>movie set in the middle ages
>people talking face to face hundreds of years before oral hygiene exists

>people took bath once a fucking year

Why even bother at all in that case? Wow you're clean for a couple of days then back to being filthy for the remainder of the year

American education is like one of those black history memes. JFC the shit "educated" people will believe

Oral hygiene has existed since before the ancient Egyptians you fucking retard.

colors and water were around back then too you know

>People in the Middle Ages considered healthy, white teeth a sign of beauty and wrote of sweet smelling breath as a desirable attribute. So, not surprisingly, we have extensive evidence that people liked to keep their teeth clean and a large amount of evidence of tooth pastes, powders and treatments, as well as mouth washes and treatments for halitosis.

>Contrary to the depiction of medieval peasants with blackened and rotting teeth, the average person in the Middle Ages had teeth which were in very good condition. This is substantially due to one factor - the rarity of sugar in the diet. Most medieval people simply could not afford sugar and those who could used it sparingly - usually as a seasoning or minor ingredient and almost never as a condiment or the basis of a dish. This means that most people used natural sugars such as those in fruits and honey and even then ate this kind of sugar sparingly. Taken with a diet high in calcium via dairy foods, high in vegetables and cereals and low in foods that cause decay, the average medieval person ate the way most modern dentists would recommend for good teeth.

>Not surprisingly, tooth decay was actually much less prevalent in the Middle Ages than it became in later centuries, when mass imports of sugar from the tropics made it a staple rather than a rarity. Surveys of archaeological data from the medieval period show that an average of only 20% of teeth show any sign of decay, as opposed to up to 90% in some early twentieth century populations.

quora.com/What-was-dental-hygiene-like-during-the-Middle-Ages-in-Western-Europe

What colors? How was the dye created? Was it vibrant like a deep dye from ink or dye made from plants?
Because those are dull and not widely available to the non wealthy.

>JFC the shit "educated" people will believe
Yeah, like the holohoax

>studies

that's because all they can study are the teeth that didn't decay your retard. There's no way for them to know how many billions and billions of teeth thats decayed away in the graves

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyeing

>movie set in the middle ages
>Sean Bean dies

It also uses common knowledge of how teeth work today in their conclusion.

How was their teeth decaying at the same rate as modern humans from plaque created cavities when their diet in sugar was low? We know they brushed their teeth then and knew plaque created cavities.

middle age is not renaissance

I'm pretty sure it was easier and cheaper to color them with red/green/yellow and such instead of whitening them. White clothes were the most expensive at the time. Plus don't forget that people didn't change clothes every other month like we do today, they were much sturdier and they used to mend them back together if they ripped.

Middle age people weren't retards

most teeth don't disintegrate competely just because of tooth decay and you could still tell if someone had tooth problems just form the jaws alone, even if there were no teeth left

>movie set in the middle ages of Europe

>10% of the extras are non white

>However, adding color was an extra step in the manufacturing process that raised its price, so clothing made from undyed fabric in various shades of beige and off-white was not uncommon among the poorest folk.

>A dyed fabric would fade fairly quickly if it wasn't mixed with a mordant, and bolder shades required either longer dyeing times or more expensive dyes. Thus, fabrics of the brightest and richest colors cost more and were, therefore most often found on nobility and the very rich.

thoughtco.com/medieval-clothing-and-fabrics-1788613

human teeth dont magically decay retard, they get on fine without sugar

only when sugar was introduced to europe and became a high-class staple did teeth start rotting out of heads

The New World wasn't discovered yet.

>movie set in the wild west
>niggers treated like regular citizens

White isn't the default color, the natural color of the animal or plant materiel used was the default color.

Majority of the population wore undyed clothing and only nobility and the wealthy bothered to wear dyed clothing because of it's cost. And they usually had to maintain the color by redyeing it if it was made with organic methods.

that's just dentist lies and you know it

>he actually thinks we don't do analysis of everything, earth surrounding the skull included

If there's decayed teeth residue in the soil, we know it, since the soil you're buried in is also some guys science fetish.

This. And with the advent of Grand Druid Salazars Astronomicon we took a few advancements from the ages beyond.

>medieval movie
>city/castle is located in the middle of the wilderness with fuck all surrounding farmland

That's literally how it scientifically works tho. Your plaque carries bacteria that eats sugar and turns it into acid which causes cavities.

>medieval movie
>castle already looks a thousand years old

>Movie set in the middle ages.
>The "ancient" object they are talking about is a re purposed prop from a scifi movie to look old.

Sorta like how the Ghostbusters ghost radar thing is in a Star Trek episode.
>The lacross stick thing painted silver and hanging in a room in one of the Star Wars prequals.

>Holding an electric toothbrush thats supposed to be a radio transmitter.

People also shat in tubs and poured it into the streets.Imagine the rancid stench in cities in the middle ages.

>people never bathed
that might be true for the time after the plague m(simply because public baths were the only option for most people (who didn't have a private bath) and those were closed during the plague), but certainly not before that
Also, people still washed themselves in rivers etc. whenever they could

Nope, they didn't. They didn't start doing that for another 300 years.

holy shit youre a retard
how do animals keep their teeth clean?

>White isn't the default color
>the natural color of the animal or plant materiel used was the default color.
hence the prevalence of white sheep in most sheep herds, because their wool is easier to dye

I think it's because it's usually in England or Northern France, you retard. You know, where it rains all the time?

Fucking retards posting memes and retarded kids responding. Go campaign for Trump again, you edgetards

>people never bathed
user, how fucking stupid are you, anybody, how fucking ignorant can one person be.

Just stop, and ask your own damn self this.
>What happens when I dont bathe.
You itch, you stink, you get fucking crotch rot, and then some, people bathed. If they couldn't out right wash themselves in water or streams they would wash themselves with at least a wet rag.

I mean Christ, do you think they just walked around with shit on their hands all day every day while their feet rotted off? I bet you even think they didn't wear protection on their feet and cast iron with their bare hands. Or better, didnt brush their teeth.
>DUR HOW DO YOU BRUSH WITHOUT!
cloth, rake it across your teeth, and brushes existed too, rinse with water, rinse with ale.

oy vey goy, the past was terrible
now shut up and buy some popcorn

>movie set in the middle ages
>people are over 1,50m

>movie set in the middle ages
>people use modern swear words like fuck and cunt nugget

Mainly plants and various animal excretions, also some minerals.

As I understand it yellow brown and beige where the most common colors, at least around Northern Europe. Blue and red were more high class, but it was more so how strong the color was that mattered. Some purple color, most famously used by the Byzantine Emperors(thus "born in purple") was made from like a snail gland, and it took like 10.000 snails to color something akin to a handkerchief. It was the single most expensive trade good in Europe.

>middle ages
>set in england

stop it already

>Modern.
>Fuck.
Fornication Under Command of the King, it was after the plague and it was a declaration by the king to repopulate after mass death or war.

The more you know.

couldn't they just mix the blue and red?

that actually is a meme and was never true
the more you know

it has to do with being "realistic"
colors = goofy shit, Renaissance fair. Everything has to be gritty. Go see how Macbeth 1971 looks and then see how how Macbeth 2015 looks. There isn't a better example than this

>Sup Forums‘s endgame is homo technofeudalism so they have to pretend the middle ages were as nice to live in as Antiquity or the Englightenment because they’re illiterate statist bootlickers and the only period they would have excelled with low competition would have been the middle ages as the mortality rate was too high for their low T liking in antiquity and the competition for work in the Englightenment too stiff
i hate to break it to you but FAUSTIAN 13TH CENTURY CIVILIZATION was awful and inferior in every way to living in rome or greece.

sad!!!!

>Blue and red were more high class
blue and red were also cheap, the expensive shades were things like purple as you said, Indigo and scarlet

Now explain to us where the word derived from oh great one.

Didn't they make some new revelations by studying skeletons a few years ago that showed medieval people were more or less the same height as modern humans. With maybe just a tad bit shorter.

>tfw you realise how kino it would have been to live 1000 years ago
>Live in a big city (big by the standards of 1000 years ago)
>Leave the city and walk out into the woodlands
>Literally 50+ miles in every direction of open woodlands and hills for you to explore all on your own with no one for miles around

>Explanation as to why people would at least rub a wet cloth over them is because they would be unable to stand the itching.
>MUH POL BOGGYMAN!

Ya user, they knew how to wash cloths in water with a rock or wash board but not themselves.
10/10 you fooled me again.

I used to think the "Dark Ages" looked like this; like some kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland lol.

well it depends, life in a city before the modern age was pretty miserable, while the life standards of farmers kept improving throughout the middle ages

It started with the Romans.

Go fuck yourself

This, you can never be alone in modern times

Probably depends on what materials they used, and it would be really hard to get the exact color tone, but you know how people are, we can make something that look exactly like diamonds but in peoples eyes it would still just be glass.
I think the only way to make green back in the day were to mix yellow and blue since there was no natural compound that could do it.

Not in Northern Europe to my knowledge. I think Germany and France made mad dosh exporting blue pigment around Europe so it assume a lot of people it wasn't exactly something they could just farm themselves, as opposed to boiling some leaves or something.

>merely pointing out what is considered to be common knowledge about the middle ages is somehow considered /pol historical revisionism
nobody said that living in the middle ages was fucking great you fag, but the people didn't just build mud heaps all day

same as most words from the english language:
Either from some latin word or some germanic word ages ago

>movie takes place in Middle Ages
>ye olde town mayor is a black woman

>get robbed by peasants, injured by animal traps, contract medieval AIDS and get eaten by a bear 4 days later because nobody was around
Sounds kino

Nigga literally boil some plants and filter out the chlorophyll

Of course you wouldnt be a brainlet and would have been raised from birth with the skills to survive in the woodlands

>get beaten to death by the local forest bandits

Sugars and like commodities weren't available to the common folk at the time, while the teeth wouldn't be great it's not like everyone was British then.

>Being a brainlet

>The one good explanation that has some historical merit to a words creation is thrown out because hipsters took it and began chanting it so its a meme.
Bravo.

>*merely pointing out what is considered to be common knowledge about the middle ages is actually wrong is now somehow considered /pol historical revisionism

Do you somehow not know where food comes from?

Bushwalking on a weekday is as close as you can get unless you reallly wanna go innawoods

City soyboys wouldn't have been.

Wasn't it pretty much the opposite since pretty much every piece of land was used for farming? At least in places like England and France.
Like you wouldn't find wild forests like we have today since all of it would be used for farming shit. I think everyone's favorite history memester Lindeybeige talks a lot about it.

>Movie set in middle ages
>Produced by BBC
>All citizens are black and brown, only the ugliest and meanest are white.
> Royal families are ethnically ambiguous with one major character being extremely black

BACK TO THE SOIL!
>mfw no one gets that ref

Walmart, duh.

>filter out the chlorophyll
I doubt most peasants knew what chlorophyll was.

>movie set in ancient times
>All the architecture is ruins

Nigga leaves are green
Boil them, it makes the water green
Use a sieve to get out the chunks
Congrats you have green water
Dip clothes in
Clothes are green

I think even medieval peasants were able to figure that one out.

>I doubt most peasants knew what chlorophyll was.
They would use anything and everything around them as herbs, food, etc, I mean, shit, you can make disinfectant from Dandelion root if you crush it and get the juice out. You can even buy it now ground up in a pill capsule to take to help your immune system.

>Bathe once a year
I refuse to believe this

>walk for an hour into the forest chasing butterflies like a homo
>raped robbed and murdered by bandits

nigga why do leaves turn brown? that shit dont last

user should have been able to figure it out by just being a kid.
>Go outside and play in white clothing.
>Slip and fall.
>Your cloths now have a green stain on them.
WOW ITS ALMOST AS IF THE NEW GENERATION NEVER STEPPED FOOT OUTSIDE!

>You now live in a world where people dont even understand common basics such as how to gather water and interpret it as "just go to walmart"

Time flies
Everything passes
Nothing lasts

Just rinse out and re-dye.