Ooh hoo HOO wait till you see the fr-oo HUH HUH huh hoo no no no no OH HO HO HO ohhhHHHHHhhHHH-

ooh hoo HOO wait till you see the fr-oo HUH HUH huh hoo no no no no OH HO HO HO ohhhHHHHHhhHHH-
AHEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHA AH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!! HEEEEEEE HAHAHA

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Probably the written version that best fits that guy's actual laugh from the video. Good job.

OH NO NO NO

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>41%

wow. surprised it didn't get the BvS and SS treatment.

Fuck the critics and haters. I'm seeing Justice League six times. Heading out now for my third viewing.

I don't think anyone can type that air horn whiz

>film criticism is a legitimate profess-

me too brother! lets get our heroes to... lets hope $650 million at least!

Don't forget to buy your DC Films™ officially licensed merchandise and buy snacks high in soy.

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OH NO NO NO NO

youtube.com/watch?v=KFNX0-nSH0g

should probably bump it up to 100 times each

lOOk at this DOOD

I payed to see ghost in the shell six times really helped on that one.

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

We gonna do this for every DC movie then?

Daily reminder that the real soyboys are the Disneydrones.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z874yM9JMxg

can you stop

Yes

soy is for losers.

Disney ain't losin bubba.

not all leftist are soy boys but all soy boys are leftist. can not argue against this.

youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM

bruh
LOOK AT THIS DOOD

wow MARVEL BTFO, this makes DCEU THE WINNERS!

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Real shit though, how do you fuck up Iron Fist?

um no sweetie. IF was as bad as BvS and SS, major films that have all your heroes and villains.

nice try though!

Top kek

CRITICS
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>4 years of build-up starting from AoS
>lower score than SUICIDE SQUAD
BAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh no, wait til you see the-
Oh NO NO NO NOOO
*Inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

behold, the actress who should have been cast as Wonder Woman instead of the kikess who can't act and can't even pronounce "he's back" without an obvious accent

I really liked BVS director's cut despite its flaws, but JL tested and broke my faith. WB fucked themselves.

Long may he reign.

For real though, who besides Perlmutter actually wanted the inhumans?

look at the bottom of his soles

>audience 83%
heh, typical
reddit tomatoes is a meme

No, only for the ones that suck

>audience 51%
JUST

>>audience 83%
Yes, with such insightful analysis as
>Justice League takes all the influence from the comics and takes it's on spin on the movie. Though there was some plot holes and some awkward moments the film is a lot of fun and is a entry in the DCEU that will take the franchise into its future films. (4/5)
"""Super Reviewer""" Tyler Harper.

Audence reviews on the internet should never be relied on for anything.

Kal Lel

Bitch can't act

Why didn't they make the soyboy wear a mask so that they could use a real martial artist for all the action scenes? They didn't even give him a mask in The Defenders.

Professional movie criticism is a huge circlejerk

>Nerve 58%
I won't even focus on the capeshit, that a kino of the caliber of Nerve isn't over 80% shows everything we need to know

By casting third rate Leo DiCaprio meets second rate Ryan Phillipe

>someone having an accent is a criticism

are you brain damaged. wonder woman is supposed to have an accent. she was cast and written to have an accent. how dense are you that you can't grasp this?

>it's supposed to be bad!
the absolute state of gadotfags

No, not bad, an accent. It being "bad" is your own subjective point of view.

>gadotfags

I'm not a celebrity worshiping, gossiping vapid piece of human garbage like you are, I'm just pointing out how stupid you are.

The creators specifically wanted Wonder Woman (and thus everyone else on Themyscira) to have a thick Israeli accent?

She doesn't have a thick accent, I didn't mishear a single word

"Israeli" doesn't matter at all, just an accent that most people aren't familiar with and gives off a vibe of isolated exotic island tribe

this isn't a real thing, right?

Yes it's bad. Because Amazons wouldn't have a Israeli accent.

funny thing, I was looking for a video of Melina Mercouri speaking English and this popped up in suggestions
youtube.com/watch?v=lA6WTDzDI9U

btw turns out Mercouri usually plays a Russian woman

>Amazons wouldn't have a Israeli accent
They do have an Israeli accent you fucking mongoloid. DC decides what is or isn't canon, not you. Dumbass fucking neckbeard.

>She doesn't have a thick accent
KEK. Her accent is distractingly bad.
vimeo.com/242994218
>I didn't mishear a single word
Accent and mispronunciation that renders something unable to be understood are different things

>DC invented amazons
>people living in a place called "Themyscira" would speak Israeli Hebrew
Tell me more

KA LEL NAOOOOOOOO

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

Damn, those are some nice teeth

Are those real?

DOOOD
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

They're cgi

KA BUL
NUUUUUUU

Thick accent doesn't necessarily mean it needs to be so bad you can't understand anything

>wonder woman is supposed to have an accent
Isn't she supposed to have a Greek accent?

>kabul

*cackles*

Casting a white boy

>87% userbase liked it
and they said RT doesn't have paid DC shills...it even has more reviews than Thor which came out a month ago.

its 83% now

Can someone post the gifs of the fights so I can prove how awful this movie is?

>seen 6 times
>heading out for the 3rd viewing

really? no one took this bait?

I wonder how frustrating must be for a director to work with Gal Gadot
>ok, this is the 56th take, Gal just act aggravated or something, let's wrap it up


>Gal, in this scene pretend your dog kai lel is taking a shit on the rug

They never should have cast him at all, it was a terrible fucking choice. He looks like someone who will bum on your couch and smoke pot all day.

>I wonder how frustrating must be for a director to work with Gal Gadot

'Seeing', illiterate. As in he intends to watch the film six times in total. But, currently, he has only seen the film three times. In order for him to see the film six times he must watch it three more times because 3 + 3 = 6.
I hope I was of some help to you.

>the best DC has to offer losing to a mediocre, c list marvel superhero
JUST

I found the fact that fewer people went out to see JL than the first Iron Man to be even more of an indictment of WB/DC

Because Netflix's biggest subscriber base is women. They want to see his pretty face. That's the reasoning probably. I can't think of another reason; can you?