Turn on netflix

>turn on netflix
>try watching a netflix original
>it's terrible every time

Why do they produce such garbage?

i like stranger things

>What is stranger things?

>he hasn't seen Beasts of No Nation

Season 2

Black Mirror is a solid soft sci-fi show dude

>turn on stranger things
>quirky x-files with kids
>turn off

Black Mirror is pretty good

i jacked it to iBoy no lie

me, too. and santa clarita diet. and dirk gently. and better watch out. and little evil. and death note. and more.

Is Godless any good, mates?

They're not garbage, user. You just have shit taste. All contrarian wiggers have shit taste.

And why do they all look like they're filmed with the same camera?

Every netflix series looks like it was edited to look like an Instagram photo


They're garbage user, you're consuming soy and it's messing with your head

Not a true Netflix original.

>Every netflix series looks like it was edited to look like an Instagram photo

/normiecore/ kino

>gets free premium netfilx accounts given from a friend
>used one account once for 2 hours then just dl'd the entire season through megalinks instead
>never bothered with netflix again

>dude technology is even worse than we thought
-the show

The kids ruin it.
The older siblings do some entertaining monster hunter stuff.
But the best part of the series is the sheriff, if you're posting on Sup Forums you clearly don't have much going on so go watch the show at least until episode 4

Because most of their consumers are incapable of discriminating between well-made TV and poorly made TV and therefore don't care what they get as long as they can glue their attention to something.

beasts of no nation and the crown are pretty kino

>if you're posting on Sup Forums you clearly don't have much going on so go watch the show at least until episode 4
Are there human beings who actually think that this is a good way to spend your time if you're doing nothing other than fuck around online, or is it only drones that think this is worth the trouble? I could hardly get through 1 episode of that show, there's literally nothing about it that made me want to watch more than I have. Spielberg is overrated AF, Spielberg ripoffs can therefore only be overrated.

>Go to Sup Forums
>Try a board
>A dumb frogposter shows up every time
Why does this website produce such garbage?

>already had it for free
>stole it anyway

you're garbage, lardboy, because you consume garbage

Found the Yid

>start a thread
>an AIDs ridden cock juggling faglord drags his shriveled transvestite cock against the keyboard to write out a comment
>presses "post"
Why do faggots come to this website?

>soy

Holy shit. This meme needs to die.


>inb4 t.soyboy

t. soygoytoy

You're trying too hard to fit in newfag

the first episode or 2 are pretty slow, that's why I said to watch it at least until episode 4.
If I remember correctly episode 4 is where the Sheriff starts figuring shit out and the mystery starts to unravel.
Unfortunately the writers thought including autistic kids would be entertaining but all they do is detract from the sheriff and the monster hunting shit

>t.soyboy

.Unfortunately the writers thought including autistic kids would be entertaining but all they do is detract from the sheriff and the monster hunting shit
desu the show isn't about the sheriff and if you're watching it for a minor supporting character and then complaining about how the main characters are autistic and their adventure is uninteresting or distracting from what is actually a minor plotline then it really isn't a good show.

soulless nostalgia bait

>crying about frogs
You're sucking too much black cock soylord

>soy
You really are a newfag.

Black Mirror was on UK TV far before Netflix bought the rights to it.
Sup Forums used to love it but now that normies and it's Westernization happened to it, don't blame anyone for hating it now.

>it's Westernization
It has non-Western origins?

Allow me to reword, Americanization

>You really are a newfag.
You really are a nu-male

I explained to a qt last night as a show that shows how technology changes how we look at the world but our interactions remain the same

The sheriff, John, and Nancy combined get roughly the same if not more screen time than the kids, especially later on.
I don't know how you think the Sheriff's plotline is minor considering all the of plotlines are just different characters dealing with the missing people and the monster

Like I said I've only watched like 1 episode of the show, but it's clearly not about the Sheriff, if it were then he'd be the posterboy for the show instead of the 3 kids.

The morbidly obese allergic-to-healthy-lifestyle fatso who posts that will have a heart attack soon and the meme will die with him.

>Americanization
Anglos are just American wannabes. Any British tv show is already "Americanized"

t. autistic soyboy

I quite like Stranger Things, The Ranch and Daredevil though.

>what is reddit?

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the episodes are all depressing. i'm not interested in suiciding.

>I can't get a little bit sad or anxious without wanting to kill myself
pussy, you should kill yourself

>get rec'd Ozarks by Sup Forums
>it's shit

The best way I can explain it is that while the kids are trying to deal with the bald girl and look for their friend.
The sheriff is also looking for their missing friend and uncovering evidence that the kids dissapearance is being covered up.
Around the halfway point the older siblings starts collecting weapons and traps to try and lure the monster out and kill it.
So it's several different plot lines all centered around the same things

>taking recs from Sup Forums seriously

So what's your point exactly?

I enjoyed Narcos.

That you're wrong when you say the only thing that matters is the kids and that everything else is sideshit

angstygirl, kys

I didn't say it's all sideshit, I said that the kids are the main characters and if you don't care about their story then there's really no reason for you to watch the show.
>Implying I'm not a manly man

How would you have explained it friendo?

The new Voltron is pretty good

It's better than Hulu and Amazon at least. Amazon only has Man in the High Castle and I got tired of it a while back. Hulu is bottom barrel. Amazon gets top spot though because of Prime.