Character looses virginity

>character looses virginity
>doesn't ejaculate within insertion

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I lasted 4 minutes when I lost mine.

>character looses virginity

>character loses virginity

dropped, fiction is one thing but that's just absurdity

That's a dated trope. Now it's more likely that the boy has dulled his nerves through years of masturbation to the point were he can't maintain an erection.

This.
It's more likely that i don't ejaculate at all

>dulled his nerves
nice meme

...

I think about the first 10 times I had secs I couldn't cum for the life of me. like over an hour of fucking and nothing. pretty sure I suffered from the death grip.

To this day it still takes me forever or I just won't at all.. never came during a bj either

Whenever I lost my virginity at 18 with my gf I didn’t even get to cum. Literally lasted for an hour and got blueballs that pained my body and throughout my soul. It really sucked. Never masterbated or watched porn, also uncut btw.

>character doesn't know how to spell loses

>Two characters have sex
>Bouncing while in missionary position

I’m and also never came from oral. I can count all the times I’ve came with my gf on my right hand. I feel your pain bro.

I've never lasted more than 15 minutes. I'm just glad I'm not a virgin because sex and a social life is a non issue now

I seriously doubt I'll ever have sex. It's soul crushingly depressing.

>character suffers from hard flaccid and feels nothing down there even while fully erect

>character's foreskin doesn't rip and bleed during

>character has sex
>does immediately go to the restroom to take a piss

Fun fact: my big brother made this Pepe years ago. I’m always proud of him making a mark on the chinz

>detective character finds a clue
>Bingo.

>character is wounded
>goes topless so the female lead can patch him up
>dosn't ejaculate on first physical contact

>mfw "he lasted for hours on the first time!"
>mfw I literally have no face

i lasted over 6 minutes

literally me

>detective is only tipped off he may not have the whole picture due to an offhand remark from another character who is not involved with the case

tell him this image sent me into a semi-depressive spiral after seeing it at the wrong time on twitter

>looses

>detective believes random information about the case from strangers and bases the whole case around it

I always thought it was some old RuneScape dialogue portrait of a frog, like that one gnome one that was a meme.

>kino

>implying
i lost my virginity this summer and i fucked the gril 3 FUCKING TIMES for a total of like 2 and a half hours and i couldnt cum. my dick would even sometimes go flaccid while i was inside her. i literally had to fake an orgasm so she wouldnt feel bad.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID MY MOMMY LET THE EVIL KIKES MUTILATE MY DICK I JUST WANT TO CUM DURING SEX IM ONLY 20 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE AN OLD MAN DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>offer to give my date the ol lickaroo
>she laughs in my face
Feels bad man

we're not talking about you, jackass. were talking about the main characters of movies

Why did you give up?

>wanting to get mouth aids

>character has sex and cums
>doesn't immediately question the nature of the universe and reality and compulsions forced upon him by his biological machine

completely unrealistic

this is what happens when you watch porn and fap everyday, sad.

>offer
soyboy

>detective's current case and personal problem have the same solution.

I know this feel.

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Nah, he made it in photoshop and gave it a “no outline” kind of look. And then compressed it. It’s a very odd Pepe but very memorable. Too bad he never named it, so it’s a little hard to find. When he made it he also made on with said Pepe overlooking a urinal with a piss filled bag over it. I think someone stole it and put a normal Pepe with a costodian uniform.

I had a tough time getting and staying hard. She was a virgin too and it didn't make it any easier she had a look of pain on her face the whole time.

This is honestly the most retarded shit ever. It happened a billion fucking times in House.

>detective picks up a random object
>cut to a three minute flashback of the object and its relation to the crime
>detective instantly absorbs this information as if he's watching the same show we are

Will do. It’s made to look very off.

>23 year old virgin
>will disappoint any woman if I ever get the chance to fuck

>character loses virginity
>isn't completely unable to get a lasting erection and doesn't try to depressingly penetrate with a flaccid dick until the older woman tells him to fuck off

hehe....

This was me

>character is supposed to be an asocial loner type
>has regular sex

KINO

>character is hanging out with "friends"
>they start talking about sex
>character becomes quiet
>"user, what do you think?"

Fuck this was me. Porn is a drug ban and regulate it. Took me years to get te sensitivity back to the point where I could cum with pussy

literally me

the trick is to be hot

porn is the best drug tho

>character comes back very drunk with a girl
>is able to gain enough control to fit dick inside tiny hole

>"hey do you prefer the lights on or off during sex"
>"UUUUUUUUH"

and i just fucked and fucked and fucked
and didnt cum
and then later again i fucked and fucked and fucked and didnt cum
to this day i have never come from penetration with a woman.
masturbating has ruined me. death grip did it. i was like 15-16 the first time i fucked, and i couldnt cum already
so now i exclusively masturbate with a japanese fleshlight, hoping to restore myself and cum next time i fuck a woman
its fun though, i could probably fuck forever, or until i just physically exhaust

>he hasnt fucked his gf on the couch while his best friend fucks his own gf on the other side of it
Feels chad man

Sounds gay is more like it

>they haven't fucked next to a sleeping person
Feels weird but cool man

my old roommate had sex with his gf like 3 feet away from me one time when all passed out after a drunken rager

i jerked off i aint gonna lie, if you're gonna fuck that close to me and your gf is gonna make all those hot moans wtf do expect me to do here

i sure as hell wasnt moving, it was my damn apartment

>"haha, sorry user, we all know you're virgin"
>friends laugh hysterically

>t.homsexual cockmongler

We only held eye contact no physical contact, not in a gay way though. He told me when he was gonna cum and we synchronised it (no homo)

What does that post have to do with homosexuality user?

Why would you question what feels so good and right?

Not really. Let's be real you're past the point you're ever gonna feel confident to pull off a casual random hookup. Find someone you're comfortable with and explain the situation.

I lost my virginity at 22 to a casual random hookup I met at a bar.

the post isnt about questioning the sex itself but rather the drive to procreate that is innate in most people. sex is a prime motivator for many things that we acknowledge and many others that we don't. it was a tongue-in-cheek post poking fun at the fact that after orgasm we have 'completed our purpose' so to speak on the biological level.

or something like that

>American Film
>Character looses virginity in an orgy of burgers and slags

stop jerking off, nigger

Maybe you're the exception that proves the rule. I guess it depends on the type of person you are if you can pull off a random hookup.

>sober me not planning to hook up with female friend
>drunk me savagely fucks her

is this what we truly are? animals?

we're animals that know we are animals. you must embrace it or fall into depression.

>have had sex
>everyone still thinks you're a virgin
what's the point

>he still doesn't know his purpose

BRAP

what other people think of you matters a lot less than you think

>character looses virginity
>doesn't cum from putting on the condom

we are but one stage in a long cycle

>getting it up while drunk

reee

>lie about having sex while on vacation in highschool
>everyone believes you

real life kino
>tfw 15 and was the only one in the room with no gf while my 4 other friends were having a semi orgy

>character looses virginity
>doesn't ejaculate within insertion
incredible

>He can't accept the animalism with the order
I pity you tbqhwy senpai.

>lie to my high school friends about losing my virginity to a girl I met at a party
>my childhood best friend who goes to a different school knows I'm still a virgin and invites me to a party where there'll be girls and alcohol so I can lose my virginity
>get nervous and don't show up, stay home playing video games and shitposting on IRC
>still a virgin

>thinking the animal and the rational can co-exist

the animal makes decisions from incomplete information. we must strive to minimize the animal and attain a state of perfect information. we must master circumstance.

How did it go from..
>character looses virginity
>doesn't ejaculate within insertion

to

>I lasted 4 minutes when I lost mine.
>boy has dulled his nerves through years of masturbation
>i don't ejaculate at all
>I think about the first 10 times I had secs I couldn't cum for the life of me
>Whenever I lost my virginity
>I’m and also never came from oral.
>I've never lasted more than 15 minutes.
>I seriously doubt I'll ever have sex. It's soul crushingly depressing.

SORT YOU FUCKING LIVES OUT.

are you me?

I didn't ejaculate because it was too stressful. She was in alot of pain due to losing hers aswell.

>swat team goes into a situation with people watching live feed in cia hq
>they hear strange noise
>swat guys say what was that
>"its him"

How do I last longer than 2 minutes bros?

start masturbating i guess.

Oh yes, my pride got bruised when she tried the succ on my flaccid member. Talk dirty to me.

and when a girl thinks something is wrong with her because you dont cum
i hate those episodes

besides, why do you even fucking care? derive your pleasure, and i derive mine, it's my problem

but no

looks like they really exist as complementary to men

lol thats the reason most guys dont last long.
when youre young and you masturbate you try and do it quickly so you wont get caught. so you train yourself to cum as fast as possible. so when your having sex, your brain tells your body to hurry up and cum. unless you masturbated and tried to edge yourself for a long time when you were young. itll probably take a LOT of practice now that your older

>tfw jerk off every day and jerk off twice every morning I know I'll have sex but still can't last longer than 5 minutes

nice pseudoscience
except i can make myself cum in like 30 seconds or less even without porn probably but I am a true marathon fucker when i fuck a real woman

hmmmm realy makes u think