A Nigger in Time

i unironically want to see this movie

youtube.com/watch?v=UhZ56rcWwRQ

It looks fucking awful.
There's no way they turn a profit on this overbudget mess.

*burps* I'm a nigger, Morty!

why because you have fantisies of bleaching your own daughter you sick fuk

really dislike the trend of "subtley use a popular song in the trailer score". feels insidious.

NEXT TIME ON NIGGERBALL Z, SHANIQUABOO GETS HER REVENGE AS SHE THREATENS THE OWNER OF A GAS STATION WHO WON'T TAKE FOOD STAMPS FOR MENTHOL KOOLS

>What kind of cut you want?

heh

>Disney won't turn a profit

>what is the lone ranger
>what is john carter of mars
its happened before user, it can happen again

its like a collection of the ugliest minorities they could find in hollywood

This, we're dealing with true professionals.

Truth be told, I was thinking this very same thing when I saw that trailer in the theater. Nobody is going to watch this fuckery. Nobody I tell you.

will this be BLEACHED kino?

You forgot Tomorrowland, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, The Alamo, Mars Needs Moms...

...also The Black Cauldron and Treasure planet despite both being actually quite good.

White redhead wizard is gonna be evil, obviously.

GIT IT AWNH
TILL AH DAH

Oprah Blanca (Gorda) is no match for Goku Rose.

goddamm i hate niggers so much

Damn right.

>the first time they fold space they accidentally teleport to a dimension with only two dimensions

>oprah's character is absolutely thrilled because shes from a dimension with only two dimensions

>author basically admitting oprah's character is a completely flat character.

going to pay money to see this

i highly enjoyed the monkey in the new ghostbusters