"alone on movie night again user?"

>"alone on movie night again user?"
>y-yeah, one ticket to Bladerunner 2049 please... and some sourpatch kids

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Yeah Robert let me get a large popcorn with extra butter, a large root beer and some peanut M&Ms

Man, Robert really likes his job.
Give that kid a promotion!

Lemme get a uhhh box of cookie dough bites, a pizza slice, and a small fountain drink, thanks

Robert, im worried, what about you?
no matter what time i come you are always here
why are you not enjoying your life?

Robert?
Ain't that Jamal

I'm seeing movies 5 days a week, often times alone, because of moviepass. I swear to god no works at regal cinemas for more than one night. No one at the theater would ever get to know you like that.

It's been hard Robert. The pictures and you are all I have.

And what about when the movie is over, and you are gone Robert?

What then ...

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how much would all of that cost at your local theater

sourpatch kids are kino snacks desu

I'll have the usual Robert, a trashbag of boiled crab legs, along with one soy almond frappikino please.

>"user WAIT, YOU FORGOT YOUR SOUR PATCH KIDS!"

Sour patch kids are $7 at the theater by where I live. Best to sneak in Quiznos, and sour patch kids from the grocery store.

When is the best time to see a movie alone?

WAIT NO ROBERT THE SEEING EYE DOG

What's my wife doing in this meme?

a-are sour patch kids supposed to be an incel candy or something?

fuck, i get them every time im at the store..

Someone call 911 I'm hurt!

I usually get Reese's Sticks and a few banana Laffy Taffys

Robert!!!!! what happened to your skin color???? how are you white

>and some sourpatch kids
fuck. that's exactly what I asked for when I went to go see BR2049, along with Red Vines.

In my area there are tons of billboards and stuff advertising T-mobile's Netflix deal with this pic, and depending on the lighting and how it's displayed/printed, you can't see Lucas' face, he's just a big dark shape

$10

nah, they used to be actually sour and actually good but they would tear your tongue apart like sandpaper

new version sucks

HELP, HELP!
ROBERT TURNED INTO A WHITE DEVIL!

On a week day because the theater will be most empty. Feels king man. Also, first showing if it's 10 AM - noon. So when the movie ends the sun's still out.

S M A S H E D
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NOOOO ROBERT YOU TURNED INTO A CRACKER

>a new dawn begins: Robert is reborn anew, cleansed, purified, as a white man.

Robert is now white

>worked in a movie theater for a while as an usher
>made friends with a black coworker, good guy, had fun slacking on the clock with him shooting the shit
>quit, work there again a couple years later for a temp summer job
>dude is still there, completely broken and miserable

Poor Herb, hope he's Ok and got out of that shit hole. Out of the few theaters in this city this one was known as an especially terrible place to work.

>night owl
>theater is always closed when I want to go

you don't but tickets from the concession stand fag

Get them on board, I'll call em in

His name must now be pronounced as "roh-berh" like the french

9001 dollars plus one kidney

Based

Am i autistic for laughing out loud at these threads everytime?

You see user, I'M not always here, you are.
You've always been here user
We'll always be here at the theater.
Together.

So you cool if I scream...?

LIKE A LOT.

look what you did you dumb blind bitch

What is my waifu's best friend doing in this meme

They're a candy for heroin addicts and anyone who tells you differently doesn't know what they're talking about

...

>it ain't me starts playing

Only Robert and his waifu can understand blade runner

Radar was a genius

through early morning fog i see
visions of a singles policy

Roberta's okay for a black chick

Hi Bob. One vegan burger and a tall soy milk.

>Robert seems moved by the movie
>Girlfriend looks uninterested
Further proof that only men can truly understand Blade Runner

Incoming wounded! Calling all medical staff, incoming wounded!

Hey Honeycut, where are his dog tags?

what?

Robert, where's Robertron? I was I could reprogram tongiht

>TFW bought Sour Patch Kids at a Rite-Aid once
>While I was picking them out, the cashier had her head in her hands and was looking at me dreamily
>Acted flirty when I checked out
>Closest I ever got to a gf

Let's get this guy inside before the starving korean orphans see him

I sure hope that dog and Robert are okay

Only if you and I are both autistic, user

Shut the fuck up, you fucking nigger

>laughing at Robert
bad idea, kid...

Oh shit Robert I'm in a bad spot right now and I could really use your help. I forgot my rifle back in the barracks and the popcorn miners/manlet alliance are supposed to stage a riot today! You think I could borrow the house rifle while me and the other guards deal with them?

That's no way to talk to Robert you snot nosed little punk.

I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Robert. Because I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were gonna be there until next April. So here's what: you slip me a bottle of bourbon, a little glass and some ice. You can do that, can't you, Robert? You're not too busy, are you?

I guess I really can't turn a blind eye on this case, eh hotlips?

Where'd he go?


....He's behind me, isn't he?

SIR I'M GOING TO NEED FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO MY MANAGER

>tfw no Robert in my life

Do you think Robert smashes Jules's tight BP with his BBC?

Oh jeez, I've been where this photo was taken

H-he's fast!!

Man, moot has really fallen on some hard times after selling Sup Forums

>be watching the last flick of the night
>theater has a very strict schedule and closes just a few minutes after it's over
>really have to take a piss
>decide to risk it
>run to the urinals and start blasting
>as I'm shaking the last drops from my wang, my watch starts to beep, it's midnight
>oh no
>the lights shut off
>I don't have my phone, I surrendered it before I entered the theater
>hear clattering and booms down the hall
>it's the fucking sweepers
>grope my way to a stall
>there's already a dead junkie in here
>crawl to another
>they breach the bathroom and start kicking in the stall doors
>no way out, maybe if I play dead, they will go easy on my corpse
>evidently one of them had a scanner and the team leader orders them to rough me up
>wake up in the Janitor's dungeon and get released at dawn after paying a $15 late fine

>those kids are in their 40s by now
How time flies