Why are modern critics so retarded and useless?

Why are modern critics so retarded and useless?

i mean they're not wrong that was a pretty mediocre album. did pitchfork hurt your feelings faggot?

justice league is a bad movie. accept it and move on with your life.

>Pitchfork

This is an utter trash site which panders to American 'hipsters' who cba to explore music for themselves and just want to look surface level cool
Try tinymixtapes, resident advisor or thequietus instead depending on your taste

They are right here though it's his weakest album for sure

Stick to Sup Forums you dumb brainlets. You don’t know shit.

I get mad when I'm wrong sometimes too

did you see your music video thread?

fucking embarrassing taste on this board

>tinymixtapes

Aphex Twin has exactly one decent album (first ambient works). The fawning over Syro was utterly embarrassing - that album is barely listenable garbage.

I'm not the OP but that is a famously wrong score on Pitchfork's behalf, and everyone who matters, knows it.

Can you imagine being this much of a pleb? I literally can’t fathom it.

Neck yourself, pleb.

>this random screeching was so much better than THAT random screeching

>Pitchfork

Critics are not supposed to be perfect. You're supposed to find a jack ass who you mostly agree with and then use them as a rough guide for what to see.

>actually paying attention to music reviews at all
You should be using these websites to discover new shit and nothing else. Anyone who looks at a highest rated list to pick out new things to listen to needs a noose quick and asap.

This is a terrible opinion because it fails to recognize the easy (easy because it is so defensibly correct) view that Selected Ambient Works II is both a much better album than the former (which if accepted disproves the above claim), and also

There is a point about the poster's Syro-hate but his earlier, central opinion is demonstrably unjustified (the demonstration consisting first of all in the very fact that the other albums are cherished by some, and talked about – by posters like him).

Cry more when confronted with your own charade, woman.

>Aphex Twin
>having done anything relevant since the 90s

Suck my willy

The only taste you have is the taste of cock you faggot

The critics are out of touch. Audiences want to see a lil R rated comedy fun.

>tfw metal musicians are the only innovators left in music
>and that metal is farther from mainstream than ever before

>>tfw metal musicians are the only innovators left in music
lol

Oh look two different reviewers have two different opinions!