/ourdan/

/ourdan/

He's going to turn out to be the most wholesome man in entertainment.

dan /ourguy/ schneider

we've all fapped to one of dans cast-offs.

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If you watch interviews with him he genuinely comes across as just some sperg who has a foot fetish

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I mean, how hard would it be to snatch these rapist producers off the street and put them in a woodchipper? Do they travel around with security details or something? Why aren't more people doing this?

Guess the 2 actresses. no cheating

So he really was innocent all this time.

>would you like to be on television?

Emma Roberts and Jamie Lynn Spears you fucking infant everybody knows who they are who isn't a child

How hilarious would it be if Schneider was actually protecting those kids from execs.

someone post the one where Dan's hand is literally on a little girl's thigh

Beer Can Dan

It'd be more funny if he were actually fucking children and producing nickelodeon shows

how did he get away with it???

We all love Dan "get on the good foot' Schneider.

Miranda is too cute for him. Not fair...

slut

How so? She is so innocent lol

DAD vs NAN

Who wins?