ITT actors you could definitely take in a fight

ITT actors you could definitely take in a fight.

If I had a katana and a vendetta than yeah I could definitely win steadily.

But instead of punches your ammo is sexual partners

Ewan is both Scottish & a Jedi master.

You're fucked mate.

go to sleep soyboy

Do you think this Scottish prick knows any BJJ?

this balding lowtest fuck

even the pussiest actor in Scotland is tougher than the average white American

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She won't be coming back, Riley

this is adly true
h-hold me

>the Scottish are a tough warrior race!!

Where does this meme come from? Nothing in their history or culture suggests anything even close.

Braveheart, dum-dum.

But what if OP has the high ground?
I mean Riley certainly DOEs have it ,at least the moral one.

The vast vast majority of them. Unless they're huge and have more fighting experience than me. Any decently large man, with 1 year in boxing or mauy thai could take on the 95% of Hollywood.

That MEW got shagged, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it.

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they grow up losing their brain cells drinking and fighting in pubs
it's retard strength

>this jew lies

theyre the barbarians who sacked rome

i'm older than him and i'm not near this level of physic
feels real bad man

You couldn’t even beat up DJ Qualls lmao

Micheal J Fox

most Scots live in concrete jungles where there's nothing to do but fist fight out on the cobbles until you die of cirrhosis at 45

maul had the high ground too, member?

God damn it I laughed.

balding is a sign of high test you cuck

ez

Why...why do you need to ask yourself that?

are scots /ourguys/?

t. woman detected

at every moment men are measuring other men they walk by as to whether they could take them in a fight if need be

note i used the word men; this does not apply to your soyim boyfriend and your bugboy guy on the side

Yeah...the thing is i'm a guy though, and i don't like this. It's ok, i guess it's a Chad thing you guys do.

>America: the world superpower and reigning empire
>Scotland: the worse Ireland

Yup, really afraid of those Scottish badasses

Would like to see some Scottish gents come around for a fight.

yes it is. the comfort and safety you feel walking the streets only exists because evil men are coerced to behave by chads like us.

Kek, why there aren't memes with Ewan , riley and the high ground?

When you have a gf, all men are suspect and it's a given that most would fuck your gf if she gave them half a chance. What are you going to do when Ewan Macgregor slaps your gf's ass at the club, or Gamestop? Stand there, stammering, dumping spaghetti all over the place? Not if you have a plan thought out beforehand. These are pragmatic, highly practical thoughts that men everywhere have all the time.

>The Chad Knight

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How are you holding up, Riley?

>he fell for the balding=test meme

They tell you that so bald men think they have something to live for. I'm sorry user

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it's true. the only reason i turned gay was because i was unable to protect myself from being randomly assaulted and raped by men. the only solution is to start lifting and become the rapeman

but I'm literally a Scottish-(((English)))-American. My warrior heritage will manifest itself if some Scot nonce wants to have a go.

kek please virgin kid, stop pretending like you know anything. Only insecure boys will sweat over that matter, a guy slapping my gf's ass?
Unless you spend your evening in a broke ass bar full of angry lowlives ready to rape any women, there's rarely a chance of that happening.
Ewan doesn't strike me as this kind of guy that would randomly assault women in a club, that are not celebrities at least.
And i have no idea what you mean by dumping spaghetti all over the place.

>He's not the hero they need, or the hero they want but... maybe... he's the hero soyboys deserve.

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devito would smash your skinny ass
low center of gravity=can't knock him down
he'll get in close and bite your dick off

It's not about genetics, it's about how you are raised. Scottish kids are stabbing each other for their bikes from the age of 10.

t. Soyboy with meme haircut and still no facial hair even though he's in his 20's

I know. I'm memeing muh heritage. Still think I could glass a cunt if I really needed to.

Batista

The only men that iv'e met with this attitude are fat perma virgins. This is the only thing you can cling to, No one gives a shit about fighting unless you're in middle school. You never ever ever seem to act on these thoughts which makes them even more redundant. Being big doesn't exempt you from being a beta, infact it decreases your likelihood of sex and turns people into insecure mental cases just like this.

You have to be raised in that miserable drug-fueled shithole called Scotland to become 100% scot

WHOA DE FOOK ARE YA?

t. soyboy who you pray to god is never required to protect his family

I doubt that you soft cunt

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*runs over your foot*

what the fuck was his problem?

I'll fukin rek you m8

>Scots are tough meme
Literally cartoon tier, they're a bunch of socialist softies

Balding is from your testosterone being high and then part of it converting to another type of testosterone that promotes hair growth. That's why most guys with heavy beards and thick body hair lose are also balding.

We just call it old age

What does bugmen mean? I used it as boomer/feds combo, now I'm aware i know nothing

I could totally kick Gal Gadot's ass.

Even if she had her entire wire stunt crew helping her jump 20 feet in the air, and special supports to help her move her arms and legs without any effort at all, I think I could still take her.

14 year old Hershlag

>start growing beard
>hairline starts receding

Me wishing for a beard was a monkey's paw. FUCK ME

balding is a sign of high DHT sensitivity

>Ewan is Scottish
So he'll kill me with heroin and kebabs?

Gal is like 5'11 and served in the army. She'll crush you like a bug.

>Balding is from your testosterone being high and then part of it converting to another type of testosterone that promotes hair growth

It's your hair follices being more sensitive to that byproduct that testosterone creates you dense bald cunt, being bald doesn't mean you have "more" testosterone. We've been through this enough already

>kebabs

That's England m8

would enjoy punching her face, parting her legs and raping her tbqhwy'all

I'm willing to admit she might get a good punch in, but I'm pretty sure I can snap those twiggy little arms with no effort at all.

bugmen are cultureless consumer boys who derive all their morality from what television and internet and other media tells them to think

its basically being a mindless drone, but the thoughts of the drone are understood as the mainstream media

she has very nice hair. i would enjoy brushing it softly

>posts on Sup Forums

balding is a sign its time to start shaving your head, lifting weights, and behaving like jason statham/bruce lee in that "i dont give a fuck about anything and if you dont like my bald head thats fine by me theres a slut before you who did and therell be a slut after you"

im bald and cant believe that i get laid, women are retarded

>served in the army
In Jewland everyone serves in the Army, women do maybe some light shooting but mostly do chores. Sort of like what you would expect from a summer camp.

So serving is not special

i bet you could riley, sure

>bruce lee

Yeah man he made being bald and having brain aneurysms really fashionable didn't he

stop basing your worldview on the internet

GENERAL MCGREGOR

*cough cough*

YOU ARE A BOLD ONE

Easy, just offer him a role in a snuff film.

Serious talk now, who could beat her?

>Gal is like 5'11 and served in the army.
Yeah but its mostly shooting unarmed children so I don't really think that implies much training or skill.