Ah, Mr. Wilson. I was just celebrating gods return from the grave

>Ah, Mr. Wilson. I was just celebrating gods return from the grave.

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Why is Lex wearing a suit now?

I was hoping prison would have changed him but he still acted like a bitch

why didn't he grow his hair back?

>I got a secret weapon to take care of the Superman
>*faora walks*

Why did he shave it in the first place? Prisons dont require it.

my dick really wants her to come back

But it's just like the comics! Why don't you love it?

I never read the comics, did he sound and act like an insufferable cunt in them too?

H-he's just been updated for the times, you're just too dumb to get it!

Hey let's compare movie Lex to cartoon Lex.

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Lex is always a cunt but usually isn't as spastic
As far as his baldness goes ,it was caused by superboy blowing out a chemical fire

Ohhhhhh sweet Lords of Kino, please make this happen.

tfw they could have fixed this just by not having his dad be dead

How would Snyder handle this scene?

Who wrote this shit?

Yes but these films are made by idiots.

>I never read the comics, did he sound and act like an insufferable cunt in them too?
Yes
>H-he's just been updated for the times, you're just too dumb to get it!
and Yes

I would give up both nuts and mutilate my penis and have a biker gang run a train on me just to see faora one more time

The fight would happen in slow motion with a choir in the background, Lex would slowly bend Question's arms until the bones in his arms snapped, jagged edges jutting out, blood spurting on the ground to form a David's Star, which Lex would promptly stomp on.

>leave Kal-El to me
How do you react

Woulda been so much better than twitchy

>hire this dude to play Dr Sivana
That's almost as bad as lex casting
Sivana is a little Goblin creep. Needs Clint Howard or Wallace Shawn type

>Deathstroke points out that they need someone to counter Superman
>lex says "don't worry I got this covered"
>invents a machine to pull Faora out of Phantom Zone
>puts some "kryptnite bomb" inside her skull (or whatever) to control her
>she doesn't care, just wants to kill Kal el

Full mast

The Phantom Zone? She's fucking dead.

dat costume design
dat qt
dat lack of quips

Man of Steel was so fucking good

In retrospect it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I thought upon initial viewing.

legys lu toh
noooooooo

ka lel
noooooo

Nah

>this is all 2013 CGI

JUST

>they didn't make CIA the DCEU equivalent to Nick Fury

How do they miss all these opportunities?

CIA's already in the DCEU. Deathstroke's real name is William "Slade" Wilson.

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anybody seen Superman?

He was sent to an asylum because he was mentally insane. I assume they shave the inmates heads so they don't pull their hair out or hurt themselves.

you can thank geoff johns for that

Right? That "League of our own" made me cringe so fucking hard I just started laughing. I was like "Did I write this?" I look forward to Lex collecting a bunch of women for a baseball team though, Deathstroke would make a good coach.

being this much of a pleb. I bet you thought bvs was bad to you fucking retard

They still can. We haven't seen a body.
>It's revealed Lex Senior actually just faked his death, because he got in bad with some really powerful people
>In the background, he spent the last few years disassembling those people's empires financially and with his many connections through intermidiaries
>Gives so little of a fuck, he didn't even tell his own son
>Comes black, bitch slaps Lex Jr, sends him to his room, and starts plotting how he could turn the recent crisis into some sort of boost for this company

The thought of Whedon turning her into a chatterbox quipper sickens me.

MWAHAAAAAAAAAH THE SNYDER CAPESHIT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR ITS GRIMDARK REALISM

THERE IS A REDDIT QUIPMASTER RESHOOT INSERTED, INTO THAT SAME CAPESHIT, SO JOSS WHEDÓN

>children's books

>I assume they shave the inmates heads so they don't pull their hair out or hurt themselves.
lol, what?

It's a serious and grounded adaptation, can't have silly stuff

her costume and armor were real, the only CGI was the moving parts and the alien tech visor/helmet

>sound and act like an insufferable cunt in them too?
yes

I know her body double who is equally hot. Thats as close as I'll get to being next to that qt