Comfy Robot Wars Thread

/ourguy/ edition

Get in here lads, after a week off (the fuck was that about) we're on for another probable shitfest. After Nuts last week literally anything could happen (including Angela inexplicably going nude for the whole episode).

Bumping for 10 minutes to start
Where the fuck are you cunts

Been waiting for /ourguy/ to return all year. Fuck tennis.

Don’t be so hasty, user

>tfw he's probably gonna get fucked in the final then lose in the 10-way melee

Are you ready?

He'll get fucked by bullshit spinners.

>Autism, reddit and school kids all in one episode

I'd get in him 2bh

>Another team of school kids

Is it just me or does he look like he's lost weight?

He's literally de-aging

>Angela inexplicably going nude for the whole episode
Oh please God

He's a builder so he's working alot

T H O R

How is it that the one guy who entered on his own is a normal likeable person, while the groups are full of spergs?

Now THAT'S a Paddy.

>in our bulletproof arena

Are you sure about that Angela?

almost forgot about nuts kek

Honestly I'm pretty hyped for Pulsar guy's new bot, it was always very good when it actually worked.

Spergs feel the need to surround themselves with people, confident alpha males are secure in their abilities to stand on their own.

I'm pretty sure stopping a bullet is trivial next to stopping Carbide.

It's bulletproof, not 30KG steel proof

FUCK KIDS

jailbait team this week lads

teams usually have at least one egotistical cunt that likes bossing everyone around

Pulsar guy is a twat

That's illegal

They're really upping the kid's teams this season, huh?

>Kids AND feminism
Guaranteed judges decision

>waaaah muh girls
you entered no problem you stupid bitch, don't girls have a brain of their own?

>woymn power meme team
Fuck em up, Thor

MALE
DOMINATED

lol what a fucking nerd girl voice

Well I met him and he's a nice chap

>and I'm afraid we haven't got room for Thor this week, please give it up for our surprise wildcard Ms Nightshade!

go away memehair girl

Coyote looks sick, just please don't be shit

Want to see Thor fuck them up completely.

>rapid cut to slo-mo shot of Jason

It's the first out

Did you watch last series? It was shit

>I work in an office

Yeah I bet you do my love.

How much on Coyote's electronics failing so it can't use its weapon

>I want to encourage more women to get into engineering
The fuck is wrong with this?

yeah but it looked shit last season too

>purple hair

Throw her in the arena desu

>Girl welder
Lesbian sister of one of the men, or world's best gf?

girls have TONS of encouragement, if they can't make their own mind up then what else is necessary? women love attention without having to work for it

>Expulsion has one guy
Which of the girls is he trying to fuck?

SO THIS..IS THE POWER OF FEMALE ENGINEERING

hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

feminism at work everyone

Whoever it is, Expulsion has more chance than he does

He's a teenage guy. All of them.

is Thor /ourbot/?

(You)

Would you a tsundere fem Dead Metal?

Me.

>drive straight into the wall and get stuck

wew lad

coyote is actually pretty cool when it works

>average chubby alpha bloke whose a builder is destroying an entire team of girls setting themselves up as martyrs

Good lad.

No competition desu

Identity politics is just a veiled form of talking about yourself, which is egocentric and unbecoming. Many posters here probably have limited experience of the assholes who actively try to stop women from succeeding, so from their perspective, the >muh wimminz angle is only repugnant self-absorption with none of the legitimate gripes these ladies possibly (but not necessarily) have.

By the way, you're a faggot. I was typing this response and missed seeing based Thor go after Dead Metal.

Freckly boobies :3

>that fucking mascot is still in the background

>Thor gets bored and takes on Dead Metal
Fucking brilliant

More like Magnetard

Based

>Magnetar
>It's this clunge again
What if he got through to the final against himself?

>Cheeky pop at Dead Metal

Jason may be too alpha for us lads

>tfw you live just around the corner from thor
who /northants/ here?

Setting yourself up for the dole there Ellis

SPINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>magnautism

time for the biggest jobber in the competition
>that hair
>le smart but lazy meme
>boy genius
like I said, he's a twat. he'd be on the dole without his middle class retard parents

>What if he got through to the final against himself?
What do you mean?

>pushing the RAWR GIRL POWER angle when the bot is completely fucking useless

Is this show edited by crypto MRAs?

Cut your hair, m8.

This Hobgoblin guy has literal autism. Not joke autism; full mongitude.

>nu-daikatana man
is this cunt week? so many unlikeable competitors

Wellingborough here, friend

Thought we were going to go an entire week without a flipper until this furry cunt came on

He's working for an engineering company now.

I'd rather see a 100% spacker win over magnatard

>Doesn't like being called a boy genius
>Makes sure to squeeze it into a 10 second intro national television

>A fucking furry

I swear he was on here with a different robot like three weeks ago. What if the final was that robot versus Magnetar? Would he have to fight himself?

Is the Push To Exit guy the cocky shit who had Damtomkia last time?

Oi what a shit name innit

Still seems like a nicer guy than the long-haired 'boy genius' cunt.

t. ellis

making the tea are you?

>not making a Farage-themed bot called Push to Brexit and having it fight Donald Thump
weak desu

It really does happen every time. And not even in a 'Well they may have lost, but they put up a good fight' way. It's always them getting destroyed.

>when you try to humble brag but have nothing to brag about

Except he hasn't already been in this series.

fucking kek what a shitshow

He's a mentor for one of the schoolkid teams

AUTISM STRONK

>Knob-gobblin'

Not as fucking uesless as Ms. Nightshade was last season
>Diotoir got rejected but that useless piece of shit was accepted

>don't do it mate
>o-ok I won't
fucking puss

Front flipper tho, reminds me of Firestorm 4