Blue Planet Watch Thread

5/7 "Green Seas"

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>have to watch two minutes of strictly before it starts
every time

Aesthetic as fuck

/comfy/

LEWD
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wanna put my dick in that sea cucumber desu

A fucking ANUS

Looks like an underwater asshole lmao

...

That kelp is literally me.

Release the UHD blu ray already argh

>octofucked

NEET shark

holy fuck

Holy fuck.

Why are octopus so rad

"Nevee before seen" gee i wonder why bbc

Pyjama shark BTFO

Octopus are fucking class

I watched the first episode of this shite.

The brapping dolphins was disgusting, and the overall message of transgenderism and shit made me drop the entire show until today.

How has the episodes been since the pilot? Because the first episode sucked and was boring as fuck. Nothing compared to Planet Kino II

soyboys will still argue that dolphins are smarter

>it's a CGI segment

Thats a weird looking goldfish

Shut up you whiny slag no one cares.

orionmagazine.org/article/deep-intellect/
>Occasionally an octopus takes a dislike to someone. One of Athena’s predecessors at the aquarium, Truman, felt this way about a female volunteer. Using his funnel, the siphon near the side of the head used to jet through the sea, Truman would shoot a soaking stream of salt water at this young woman whenever he got a chance. Later, she quit her volunteer position for college. But when she returned to visit several months later, Truman, who hadn’t squirted anyone in the meanwhile, took one look at her and instantly soaked her again.

FUCK OFF SNAIL

This fish is based

That fish is alpha as fuck

Guess its still trash considering its audience. Bye.

The Chad Garibaldi fish

Based Garibaldi fish

The sea urchin is literally me

top kek

Garibaldi fish is literally me

Yeah go and wash the sand from your vagina.

These asshole see urchins, what the fuck is thier problem

GET OUT URCHINS REEEEEEEEE

Fucking sea urchin cunts

Sea urchins are the ______ of the sea.

Urchins are trump supporters am I right

The Islamification of Europe?

The fish be like
URCHINS GET OUT REEEEEEEE

'sheeds

YES, Based otters here to exterminate the nigger sea urchin problem.

Sea "deus vault" otters. Templars of the sea ridding the kelp forests of the Islamic sea urchin scourge

Otters are so fuckin cute, I can't believe they rape anything that movies

that otter is literally me lads

Sea otters confirmed for the Ben Garrisons of the waves

Sea otters should be the official Sup Forums animal

The life of a sea otter is comfy as fuck desu

Cute lazy otters :3

This segment otter be good

Eating Muslims to feed your young?

Anyone eaten sea urchin? It's not that great, doesn't look particularly appetising when it's served either. I had it in some poncey place in California.

>ywn be a sea otter, laying around on your back, getting comfy and eating delicious sea urchins

Why even live lads?

What does it taste like. Its a delicacy in some parts

People are reborn into animals when they die

Turtle about to get BTFO

Most of us are getting reborn as something shit like a dog in Korea let's be honest lad

I love fucking science, lads

>tfw you get reborn as an iguana and have to run the snake gauntlet

This episode is A E S T H E T I C

We should probably start killing the turtles if thats the case

I had it at a sushi bar. Was delicious but ive never found it again

Getting a bit spoopy, lads

Those silhouettes are a fucking nightmare

I've not seen this many crabs since I banged Ops mum

Don't really remember it tasting of much, this was about 3 or 4 years ago though. Didn't have a particularly nice texture to it either.

Imagine those crabs crawling all over you

Lovecraftian as fuck

Very kafkaesque

This is FUCKING DISGUSTING

Is that the cunt who stabbed Steve?

Baby cucks about to get fucked

There's the cunt that killed Steve Irwin

CHAD RAY

Amazing sequences this episode.

>that single Chad crab who tried to fight the ray

Based.

Kek

the crabs getting whooshed like that reminded me of ops mom when she queefs

Gentlemen, let us consider the cuttlefish.

Mini cthulu, now we're talking

how do I find a mate on land?

BBC

>Mega Chad cuttlefish

>and accompanying Stacey cuttlefish

More like cucklefish now

Slag

Trying to get sloppy seconds after your mate has thrown it up some slag. This is like the Ched Evans case playing out under the water.

>literally Sup Forums the cuttlefish

>Goliath got cucked

Chad BTFO by Stacey cuttlefish

Manlet uprising

Stacey dumps him for a manlet

>using Jewish tricks to mate

Oy gevalt

It's the beta uprising

That red one's us, right

Waiting around until our oneitis is done smooshing her cuttlevagina against Chad's facetentacles then swooping in with trickery and deceit

>/r9k/ of the cuttlefish world

Drag queen cucklefish

Covert cucking