It's just a grilled cheese Jon!

It's just a grilled cheese Jon!

I watched this movie and I was surprised, I actually kind of loved it. It's very, very simple but it's heartwarming, well directed and shot, not well acted, it's a competent movie and a good break from capeshit. It doesn't feel emotionally manipulative, it's just a nice story with a happy ending. Chef is a very good /comfy/ film.

>american """"""food"""""""

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>and a good break from capeshit
If a movie not being about superheroes is something you can include in your review then I don't know what the hell has happened.

why is the fat man trying to murder his son with unnecessarily fatty food?

I was speaking from the context of Jon Favreau's main roles in the past few years being in Iron Man/capeshit films. I was saying it's a good break for him to just direct and star in this down to earth nice movie.

What a fat fucking nu male.

Grilled Sneed

No he's talking about Favreau. He made Chef as a way of returning back to his Swingers roots after making the two Iron Man movies.

Cheese is good for you.

FUCKING D-GIRL

>dad I'm hungry is the sandwich almost done
>no, son, I am frying the bread on a griddle first
>Dad we have a toaster oven it would take 5 minutes to--
>no son of mine will eat 'toasted' bread, now be quiet I have to slice four different kinds of cheese by hand to put on your lunch
>dad please just use the kraft singles I'm like 10 I don't give a shit
>no no, my son, you must be patient, I know it has taken almost 20 minutes but I have prepared you a sandwich worthy of a 2 and half star restaurant, soaked in oil and grease

I meant to say *well acted, not "not well acted"

Based D-girl poster

>2017
>eating fake cheese

i fucking hate numales so much

you're a fag and a soy boy

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>this guy is nearly 50 years old

on topic with the thread I like Jon Favreau, he seems like a bro

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>tfw never eaten a cheap grilled cheese because my family loved me
feelsgood

>using a toaster oven for grilled cheese
Despicable

>would rather eat literal shit now than wait 15 minutes as a child
Maybe that's why you're mentally disabled now.

after re-shoot

>tfw never eaten cheap cheese because I'm not a fucking American

OBSESSED

Soyboy is the new insult that immediately shows me someone is retarded. I'm right wing and pretty Sup Forums and all that but soyboy, like numale, is a fad term people use for anyone who disagrees with him. You could actually argue or discuss the movie but you for some reason think if someone disagreed with your opinion on a 2014 drama-comedy film about a man who likes to cook and opens a food truck, then they must be on the opposite side of the political spectrum and a cuckold faggot numale soyboy.

Just discuss the movie instead of being so gay that you have to use words you found on the internet so you fit in with people you like and agree with.

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>2 and half star restaurant
>he thinks michelin stars is an amazon rating

To be honest I was expecting someone to vomit all over it or something. This site ruined me.

>"Now Melts!"
What did it do before?

>not living in Wisconsin
Fucking yuropoor peasants

wut

Found the soyboy.

He looks like a 30 year old virgin

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LE AVOCADO

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I know you're probably just epic trolling me epic style, but it's just sad to me you can't discuss video games or movies or anything on the internet anymore without politics being involved in some way. Why do I even come to this board anymore.

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Soyboy is apolitical. Stop being one.

we're reaching soy levels that shouldn't be possible

You poor lad

that would be impossible to eat without it falling apart on the first bite.

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>not eating it in one bite

beta male detected

What am I watching here?

Jesus Christ, he has to be super fucking drunk.

god bless america

Instant trigger for /o/tists.

americans

God I fucking hate Americans.

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You've gone too far this time jack

That's a britbong m8

>yuropoor education

It's hilarious that soyboy/numale/bugman are used interchangeably about cuckolds who are addicted to popular media and can't seem to have a creative thought to save their lives, but the exact people who regurgitate these memes are bugmen themselves.
>my epic style internet friends came up with this insult libtards hate! i'll regurgitate it over and over and if someone doesn't like it, they must be a soyboy!

It's low IQ shit, the same type of meme regurgitation as with rage comics and le troll face. It's pathetic. Now I'll be called a soyboy again because I got epic trolled so hard into responding to say something is retarded.

Pic related.

>t. soy boy

Looks under-cooked.

Stop making excuses, these Americans are gross.

>backpedaling this hard

Why are you defending Americans?

Why are Eurocucks and Aussiefags so OBSESSED with Americans?

Is it because we our cultural output dictates 95% of their culture and the only influence they'll ever have is just to say haha americans are fat?

>It's hilarious that soyboy/numale/bugman are used interchangeably about cuckolds who are addicted to popular media and can't seem to have a creative thought to save their lives, but the exact people who regurgitate these memes are bugmen themselves.

>these insults are completely correct, but it's invalid to use them. except for myself of course

Eating pizza with a fork is for nu-

Eating pizza with a fork is CERTIFIED ALPHA

You tell me Europoor.

>so retarded he doesn't understand the implication that it is by their own standard
I'm going by their standard of what the term means. I don't use the terms because I think they're retarded.

>behave in a retarded way
>get mocked
>LE UPSEZZED LMAO
Woah, got them hard there.

>19st

If I could kill a single person in all of human history, it'd be Wil Wheaton

They're butthurt because they owe us for saving and rebuilding their shitholes after WWII while we provide defense for their nations via NATO.
Hopefully Trump will cut their funding and let them turn into Pakistan already.

>american cuisine

>act OBSESSED
>get called OBSESSED
>WHY ARE YOU CALLING US UPSEZZED WE ARE NOT I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH AMERICANS
lol, yeah that's what I thought.

I know right? Fuck these fat Americans.

>criticizing anything is being obsessed with it
I know American education is lacking, but try to be less retarded in the future.

>British Food

why is his mouth always open

>I-I'M NOT OBSESSED I'M JUST CRITICIZING IT EVERY DAY ON THE INTERNET
>S-SHOWS THE POWER OF AMERICAN EDUCATION
Literally obsessed. You just cannot stop hahaha

>literally threads with the same exact pictures and complaints dozens of times every day on every board
>not obsessed
I suspect it's mostly canadians though

>these Americans are gross.
>Americans even know what a "stone" is
That's a Brit, and you know it.

You know why.

>looks British
>walks around in what looks like Britain
>three stone
Is England a state now?

subconsciously wants it filled with dick

that sandwich has to be like 1000 calories

>NHS
>Stone
>Americans
here's your (You)s

even 1 michelin star is incredibly good you moron, the max is 3. 99.9999% of restaurants have 0

OBESE

So when did they start giving out half stars?

It was the faggy head bobbing, starving-to-death physique, and that cringeworthy padding he was doing to the pizza that was in question in that webm.
Eating pizza with a fork is fine. Even required if the slice is gigantic or hot.

A fine asian delicacy.

u retartet bro

I guess it’s better using the chopsticks user !!!

le i have a wife's son face

What is the movie version of this?

>every criticism of americans is one european posting 24/7
We're hitting levels of delusion not compatible with life.

I've never wanted to murder someone until now

>he literally cannot stop
OBSESSED

The Second Renaissance

Animatrix where the dude gets ripped apart out of his mech