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I'm A Celeb Thread 2

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this is a very sexist trial

Very very sexist

I want to marry and put exactly 5 babies inside Toff!

Amir Khan is a genuine retard and should be thrown out of that helicopter without a parachute or chord.

Vanessa and Toff romance when?

Only if the men win

why do people think scarlet is fat?

I'm 8ft tall. Ask me anything.

Because she is. Also Kaiser Slugdale.

Would scoff toffs froth

(Her fanny juice)

Want to lick Toff's tuft

Because she's fat. Are you blind?

Would you a Scarlett lads?

I wonder what he would be like i he never boxed

>Scarlett

>5
its like you dont even want to save the dying white race user

>live trial via live link

What can go wrong.

what should i buy someself for christmas lads got alot of savings thinking up to about 500 quid

Involved in a grooming gang no doubt.

yes definitely

because she is user

someone post that pic of her. you know the one

Dunno, she has (or had) big chebs at least

yeh i would but wouldnt make it serious

she's not, she lost loads of weight

What happened to Laura Whitmore, and why do we now have this fat slag Scarlett? Laura was fit.

Wouldn’t touch her with a poking hot needle

She’s fat as fuck

...

who said Im white lad

ffs forgot about laura feel abit robbed now

>posts a circa 1972 picture of her
user....

Do 5 prossies mate

>no one does roasties in goose fat like mum does

Good lord above

>trial involving a helicoptor
Are ant and dec gonna become the new john landis?

But still lacks booty

>Toff will soon be out of the jungle, back to the degeneracy of Chelsea, caked in makeup and completely unrecognisable

Nice one lad

Putting women against Men in anything Physical should be considered sexist, because it’s so Unfair to the girls.

Yep, those tits are utter shit, look like flaps

>this Sainsburys advert

lmao no way is that a recent picture. i can literally see her on the tv right now and she looks nothing like that

KEEP YOUR EYES OFF OF TOFF YOU PAKI NIGGER CUNT!

Still looks like a hideous dumb fish who thinks being caked in makeup makes her attractive to Men at all.

WWYD?

Me.

On the left.

Reckon Vanessa is still a virgin lads?

Surely being a boxer he knows how long a minute is.

>mfw I find out that Ant and Dec aren't brothers

I know for a fact she isn't

I reckon she's an absolute slut desu.

Those thin hips are disappointing still would though

>blob tits

>mfw i find out that the chuckle brothers actually are brothers

Amir can't count to 60 :(

AAHHHHH FUCK MY EYES WHY DID YOU NOT PUT A WARNING ON THAT TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO CLICK IT
FUCKKK

How would you know this

fizz you fucked it

Literally real life Mario and Luigi desu

Firsthand experience

forgot picture.

Iain was secretly telling Amir to ring the bell by saying "Whenever you're ready, Amir"

>not ringing it straight after Amir did

Is she stupid?

What was is like, lad?

I'm 8ft tall. Ask me anything.

Bronn is from where they’re from too.
Would be surprised if he isn’t related.

yes

Amir was about 2 seconds after my count

The “no slacking!” guy from Chucklevision is also their brother

Iain wanted Amir to fail so he didn't look like such a pussy after last night.

hows it feel being queen of the manlets?

What's it like having bad posture?

Oh fuck Stanley vs Toff who do we even support here boys

>where are you, former boxing world champion?
>Amir

>ant & dec's Jungle Takeaway
>lower case Ant and Dec

>Different surnames
Who the fuck are you, Amir Khan?

Didn't he get married to some 20 year old?

Man women are so shit the orc even loses to a Legitimately brain damaged Man.

it is time lads

Quite decent

Yeah I remember reading that recently

and how fucked is your face as a result of your bad posture?

Toff at a disadvantage. She doesn't usually swallow ;)

STAN THE MAN

No, Amir Khan is in the jungle?

Pretty good. I get to bang all the women above 6ft tall that Manlets can't get.

And inbred, most Paki marriages are inbred

Based Fuhrer Stanley.

Fucking Stanley no fear.

Gis more details senpai

>wimin btfo

ur not allowed to kiss her

Is there a stream link which I can rewind?

That too.
Poor fucker really got the short straw when he was born.

GWAN VANESSA LASS

>Ant rushing Stanley

Leave him alone, druggie.

I have good posture. I live in a house with a tall roof.

Yeah its called get here on time dot com

eerily similar to this task

Did I hit a nerve? I'm just curious because majority of places wouldn't accomodate to an 8ft person.

Anyone else reminded of this guy when Amir speaks or am I just racist?

youtube.com/watch?v=GErfRoqr3Zo

tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=itv

Better than the official ITV one, even.

Bant knows that it’s the only way to keep things fair