Why won't they just leave him alone?

Why won't they just leave him alone?

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Riley supporting soyboy

Le ebin catchphrases, Dimitri.

poor guy

Is this a fucking Onion article? Like of course the guy is lonely after losing his wife.

I mean we're supposed to have fun, we're the cynical morlocks of the internet after all. But making money (pageclicks) with that is pretty fucked up.

I used to feel bad for this guy, till I saw he posted a pro Rapefugee tweet and an antiTrump tweet.

Now I'm glad he's dying alone.

>muh russians
I bet it was her turn too

He was playing bass while his ex wife was playing the flute

hahah it really was true then, she cucked him up for the fucking mcgregor poor fucking guy

>he posted a pro Rapefugee tweet and an antiTrump tweet.
Goddammit I hate liberals so fucking much.
No wonder MEW left him, he's obviously a queer who likes to get pegged.
Fuck this asshole I hope he challenges Ewan to a fight and Obi Wan high grounds the shit out of him.

Ewan is even more outspoken against Trump.

Poor little triggered Trump cuckie.

I'm sure many here can relate to his loneliness haha

Why did they write such a lenghty article about a B-lister's ex's snapchat story

Calm down Riley, everything is going to be ok

Not really, I dumped my ex gf 5 years ago and haven't had any contact with women since. I'm indifferent to it by now

>enjoys
I don't know about that

Look at her eyes and the bags underneath, goddamn

Riley looks like your stereotypical nu-male with those glasses and that beard. Why would anyone want to be with him?

Don't you miss sex?

>>
I invented the phrase soyboy

Yeah but then I fap and then I dont

she's been crying ;_;

No he isn't he isn't even a snp voter

w-will riley take her back after she's realized she made a mistake?

>she's been crying ;_;
But why? Sup Forums and the mainstream meteor told me that she's happy and absolutely fulfilled with a new sense of purpose after leaving her #soyboy ex husband and getting with Chad McGregor. She should be on Cloud 9 right now!

>they

Isn't this whole thing a result of virginal 4channers who have done nothing with their lives but cultivate hacking abilities?

The stench of sadness is all around this whole back and forth, anons... And this is coming from a drunken spectator.

>tfw Riley and MEW likely had that whole "I'd be okay if you fucked one celebrity of your choice" deal going on as a joke and MEW picked Ewan
>10 years later she actually does it, the madwoman

Must be an abstract kind of feel.
I wonder who Riley picked.

youtube.com/watch?v=lQNMOGFI-Ks

>Isn't this whole thing a result of virginal 4channers who have done nothing with their lives but cultivate hacking abilities?
Nobody "hacked" anything, soyboy. DailyMail just fell for some high-quality photoshops some user made of Riley's instagram & snapchat posts a week or two ago

is this talking about Mcgregor or Riley?

>fugged last night
>Just fugged this morning
>Still genuinely looking forward to tugging this evening and even resent the women a little for getting in the way of my tugging last night

Women truly don't understand how little they matter to men.

WOMEN ARE FUCKING STUPID
GIVING THEM RIGHTS WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE AND THEY DISPLAY THAT MISTAKE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY BY BE AS USEFUL AS AN ASSHOLE ON AN ELBOW

It's likely an emotionally charged situation.

She's been with Riley since they were 18 or something like that. Betraying him is stressful in itself.
Then on top of that you have Ewan ditching his family for her, which also creates tension on his end.
And finally the media jumped on it and are dragging them all through the mud.

She might be okay with separating with Riley, but seeing him portrayed in the media as some weirdo psycho who wants to assault Ewan probably makes her upset since she knows Riley is a soyboy and would never do anything like that.

And Ewan might also leave her at any second to go back to his family once he gets his rocks off.

Fuck off alt-right cuck.

Based meatman McGregor slaughtering soyboy Stearns

>tfw my ex gf asked me if I deleted my porn folder after we started dating for like 3 months
Tell me about it

This. Based assessment

there really cannot be anything more repulsive, unattractive, and repellant than this type of behavior from a man

for the love of god somebody hire a guy to get in a fight with riley

>inb4 some retard posts blind item fanfiction again

>alt-right
>cuck

Hold the phone.

looks like shit
I went on holiday to mallorca last month and when I came back, I swear on my life that the woman who had been checking in on our cat while we were away made us an entire sunday roast

Honestly I dont care if Riley is a soyboy, I want MEW to suffer the most in this situation (e.g.: Ewan decides to leave her for his family, Riley doesn't take her back)

>Got to enjoy the luxury of MEW puss
>Arguably prime MEW puss
Hard to feel too bad for the guy.

>soyboy

I have been defeated. How will I ever get an erection again? Please don't call me gay next. I may never recover from your basement-lobbed insults.

Only soyboys get triggered by the word "soyboy"

>when you try to insult the alt-right but are reduced to using an insult from 2 years ago that the alt-right singlehandedly popularized because you are completely unfunny and creatively bankrupt

It's true. They're cucked worse than any soyboy.

>wife of 10 years leaves you to fuck a co-star
>she was likely fucking Ewan while still pretending everything is fine with Riley during filming (he was shilling the show and proud of her on twitter during the airing)
>"we can be best friends now"
>now he's posting stuff like this

Can't that the soy out of the boy.

I want to sniff her farts while she steps on my balls.

>And Ewan might also leave her at any second to go back to his family once he gets his rocks off.
That would be funny.

Stop putting your life on social media for sympathy clicks jesus fuck Riley

I don't have a problem with soy. You are probably alright too, in doses. Now shut up.

there's nothing more cucked than fascism which is literally "I love it when more powerful men control my life: the ideology"

this. how can he broadcast his mopey bullshit all the time and not expect to be mocked

okay

Think that's just you being addicted to porn m8.

Nice doggo. All is forgiven.

who /teamriley/ here? we should support him guys. that roastie whore can burn

The worst thing about it is that he's supposed to have a career as a director, someone who takes charge of hundreds of people and enforces his vision.

In his ten years of trying he made a couple of short films featuring MEW and one feature length film featuring MEW.

And now he has some other shoegaze soyboy shit coming out.

At this point he should be lucky if he gets a Nick daytime directing gig.

No wonder she left him.

Genuinely think the tabloid gutter press realized they got trolled by some basic memery and are now trying to make Riley attack ewan in real life to save face.
That way these shameless cunts will at least be able to say "LOOK WE TOLD YOU HE WAS A DANGEROUS JILTED LOVER TURNED STALKER AGES AGO!!"

>if you're anti immigration you're alt right
>alt right means endorsing fascism

what

He's been with her his entire adult life, literally nothing wrong with that. Him not acting like a raging retard doesn't make him """soy""" and i doubt the friendship post was anything but him coping with the shock of it all.

the only logical conclusion is that he wasn't paying the bills. i think it initially stemmed from her booming stardom covering the bills and inhibiting his weird beta hobbies and short movies. their young and naive infatuations deluding themselves of everything before reality set in. i think he managed to convince both himself and her that he was gonna make something of himself one day i guess reality finally set in for mew that she has been babysitting this thing for best part of a decade. he's not going to become the man she wants and ultimately she must have really resented him. imagine the talks she had with her mom, something like "riley works really hard on his short movies, one day he will really breakthrough!" but deepdown she knows his short films are soyboy dogshit. she knows that she holds all the cards, he is just nothing without her. probably not even qualified to flip burgers. it must be a terrible feeling to realise that the person you thought you loved is just a setback, a leech that needs to be removed

>Joanna Crawley

Wow, there are people actually named after that shithole of a town.

>i think he managed to convince both himself and her that he was gonna make something of himself one day i guess reality finally set in

This is how Soy ruins your life.

How many years were they together?

I wouldnt feel bad for Riley since he had prime MEW for a long time.

Supposedly ever since they were both 14
MEW is now 32 and rapidly approaching The Wall

Is there a director that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Riley? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about divorced Riley. I’m not talking about soyboy Riley either. Hell, I’m not even talking about barely any career Riley with a couple of short films and one feature length movie (with his ex-wife MEW starring to boost the media footprint). I'm talking about fully depressed and self-realized Riley who is soon to be collecting alimony and is equipped with his Jesse Eisenberg signed katana, a perfect beard, Jiu-Jitsu black belt, with Ewan McGregor residual semen implanted in him so he has latent jedi powers and can perform basic Force tricks while being an expert in cinematography and photography and having a new movie coming out soon!

kek

In this situation he's probably best just avoiding social media. I don't think posting things like this is doing him any favors.

>Is there a director that could even possibly touch Riley?

JUST Ben

>I wonder who Riley picked

Lena Dunham

Ah yes, the typical twist where the bitch makes her self the victim of a parasitic dildo who refuses to grow up and get with the program.
Did you think maybe it was fault for being so stupid in the first place? Come on, I know you whores are intuitive, you can tell right away who's a good man, and who's a piece of fucking dogshit.
You set yourself, you failed yourself in the end.
You blame everyone else, but never have the introspection to question yourself because in your eyes you a perfect little narcissist.
Fuck you whore. Die painfully.

She's better now than ever though

HEY. hey take it easy Riley, we don't a double-murder suicide.

>cuck

I'm not the one with the estranged wife

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn, she looks like she's finally starting to feel it.

As soon as she broke up with Riley for no reason literally everyone dropped her as their waifu, her female fans (and Ewans) donned her a homebreaker, and we don't even know how she looks on the hollywood side of things, maybe she's even blacklisted. I hope she wallows in her regret for years.

>when a daily mail journalists got promoted because he found Riley on Sup Forums and he's gonna get material for years until Riley kills himself

jelly

>weeb room
>motley crue poster
doesn't add up

No one said anything about fascism bitch. I just said it was funny seeing how antiTrump tweeters get cucked irl.

The real fascists are the corporatist democrat party and the war hawk Clinton.

nips like rock/metal too

Why "bug"? Catchy but why

fuck off i'm going bald

LEAVE RILEY ALONE!

>barely any career Riley with a couple of short films and one feature length movie

kek

>that pic

Man, holy shit, that's hard to watch

Soyboys deserve to be bullied

why would you take a pic like that with your ex after a breakup, let alone share it with thousands of people

>implying I need porn to get off

Oh ya think?

>implying directing Eisenberg at 32 isn't a huge fucking deal

Look, I know you have never seen a set with a telescope in all your life and get all your standard from Sup Forums so from your POV if you're not in the latest capeshit you're basically a nobody, but this isn't how it works.

Effectively Riley was married for 10 years with a B list Hollywood actress and his next FEATURE film has a A- list lead. It's a HUGE FUCKING DEAL, for a 30yo soyboy.
All of Sup Forumss could never do it.

Your post really didn't need the "when" at the start, stop using social networks for normalfags

Bugmen because they're desperate to fit in with society instead of carving their own niche in society, not unlike a woman. They want to be part of society's hivemind, hence bug

I dont know who any of these people are but this looks funny

quick rundown?

google me will ya?