She's a female comedian

>she's a female comedian

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that female jonah hill in the middle

I didn't come her to be insulted by a redditor

Yikes

oh shit

She did that on live TV? The madwoman

>A profession female comedian that has made tens of million has the same gags as your average dudebro
sad

Her tummy looks like the upholstery in my Nissan

You shouldn't have come here at all.

stop objectifying me, silly boys

hot as af

What's her name?

looks like everyone around her is having a good time. what's wrong op?

Knicks game are always huge cuckfests. They had John Oliver courtside the other day, showing parts of his show on the big screen because no one stays up to watch it

>35 years old
>No children, no husband
Should honestly be euthanized by the state

Whitney Cummings

>35
Why does she look 55?

That's what drugs, alcohol, and depression does to a person

two of these are choices, ill let you guess which ones

lol she looks so old and haggered now

All three of them are choices.

the last whitney thread someone said they went on a date with her. doubt it's true but yeah

Whitney, more like Whiney! More like Whitey!

How old is she?

great story

How long do I have to wait for Whitney images to be posted. C'mon you guys! Christ...

>inb4 post your own images
I don't have a Whitney folder you fucks!

sounds like it was totally legit

she probably lied about her age when she started out

>what a dried up roasties looks like

that's unironically his sister

Can someone link to the thread?

She has a nice butt, though.

Is it a 1995 Pathfinder?

Kill yourself, retard. Nobody wants to be miserable and find no joy in ordinary activities

Yeah you do.

What are some of her best bits?

youtube.com/watch?v=kSFgmSoGajk
What did female comedians mean by this?

She's going to be the first live suicide by a celebrity on social media. She basically has some sort of mental breakdown once a week on Instagram, and she's total honest with herself over the fact that she's a completely attention whore and it consumes her life. She's just going to keep getting weirder and weirder looking until she reaches a point where she can no longer even bring herself to take selfies and then she's going to just cease to exist.

Jesus fucking christ is that Whitney Cummings? What JUST happened to her?

Why do normalfags enable this behavior en mass among themselves? Is vanity and female social power truly so great?

Apparently she can't stop talking about dogs and putting herself down. Came off as a nutjob according to the user in question.

>imagine that laugh in bed

Horrifying.

What the fuck? Some of her jokes are OK but wow, she can't stop the nervous laughter.

Wow, ok, Brad and George just texted me, they said they think your shallow attempts at confrontational humor make you appear boorish and unattractive.

White women age the worst.

She should be raped

Why the hell is Chris Pine in the audience? And didn't he help Jonah?

fake krager

faggot

my dick

she has god tier ass and feet

this one

The joke is that it doesn't fit

Gonna have to try it on my dick.

it was yesterday i think mods banned it before it got good

I see she borrowed some of RDJ's shoes

This is the most sophisticated reply yet.

your implication of anal intercourse is arousing for me

holy shit shes only 35?

>Having to use someone else's reputation to get across what you actually wanted to say
Can a response get any more beta? how about you hide behind your mom next time

appearance can be deceptive

Yeah, her, Chelsea Handler, and Natasha Leggero are all still in their 30s.

Well user, I'm glad I could turn you on.

>Chelsea Handler, and Natasha Leggero are all still in their 30s.
negative my man

she's a coalburner, just like any woman that was on JRE

That’s Jonah hills sister, beanie. Went to camp with her she’s pretty meh

I would fuck Beanies fat pusy

No one will ever belive me. But I fucked his wife as an aviation mechanic in the USMC while she was in the US Army.

Was she married to him? Go on...

I hope thats true, Le current year man deserves to get btfo

>don't get pregnant and don't stick it up your butt

That was honestly kind of funny

I believe you.

the jesus joke was funny but she fucking sucks

It's true, but they were not married at the time. It was Iraq nearly a decade ago. She was an officer in the medical field and gave my enlisted ass a ride back home

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Go on...

...

I'm sorry. I fucked up because I'm kind of drunk and high. She was a medical officer, I was an aviation mechanic.

huhuhuhu

that was audio cancer

Why do you think no one would believe you? Everyone knows women in the military are basically prostitutes/whores

Say that to me in current year bitch.

>saggy tits angry bitch
lol

is that during a knicks game?

bald guy here, he looks like he is at the early stages of hair loss the poor guy

I had no idea she was an officer. There's a law against fraternization. Enlisted men and women can NEVER fuck with officers and vice versa. I always respected that law, until that night.
>I was standing in front of a bar that the NATO troops used callled KA-BAR
>Before my ride pulls up a random woman offers to take me back
>Ride with her
>Starts stroking me off mid ride
>CHRIST IM ABOUT TO BUST
>Nut in her hand
>Shit
>She winds up a liberal power house and a minor figure when Lisa Ling gets taken hostage by North Korea and Bill Clinton needs to save her dumbass

why is it ok for women to make rape jokes?

Looks like the life has been sucked out of him.

Balding is the least of his problems. He's barely in his 30s and he's already got a turkey neck, not to mention his heart is undoubtedly fucked up from all those weight fluctuations.

i cummed her

>Kerry Rhodes
>Straight

wow she is slowly starting to look like a plastic horse.

oh, you would like kerry to be gay, is that right joe?

>laugh at her own unfunny jokes in an annoying matter

fuck this

>4.39 for regular

This is how all female "comedians" feel they can be funny now a days. By stealing jokes, and talking about how dirty their VAGINAS are.
>Muh VAGINA smells sometime...bad ... really bad....Am I right ladies?

>Audience claps.

>smoking a cigarette
embarrassing

not being bisexual
what are you gay?

So did you just get a handjob or did you actually fuck her? Handjobs doesn't count as fucking tbqh familia

I came in her hand. I guess it wasn't the same as sex, but she stroked me off out of nowhere.

Holy fuck, I swear to fucking DAMN I would absolutely fuck the everloving shit out of Whitney Cummings. Like fuck her until my cock ached or until she begged me to stop. FUCK I want her nudes so bad. I want to suck her asshole and face fuck her so fucking bad.