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Then wtf is up with that fake-ass looking lighting? Color correction?

I'm not sure I follow

why doesn't that raptor have feathers though?

I think it has something to do with fisting Chris Pratt

because dinosaurs didnt have feathers, that idea was a dumb trend and already outdated again.

they evolved from chickens so of course they have feathers

read a book sometime dingus

Factually wrong, dinosaurs didn't roar and they did have feathers. Also they recognized over 20 different genders.

dinosaur appearance was custom designed to fit the pre conceived ideas of the park goers. they said so in jurassic world

what's ironic is the original Jurassic Park is responsible for those pre conceived ideas

that and the little background bit about the "raptors" being "raptor: deinonychus" (real velociraptors were the size of chickens) were both pretty damn clever retcons for some of the scientific inaccuracies of the original

It is not. Are you a fucking retard?

It is, are you a fucking retard?

Maybe you're just underage b&

Sort of. They first appeared in Jurassic Park, and then they found out it was actually true. Interesting, right?

In the first Jurassic Park they say the dino dna was completed with frog dna but there's really nothing to suggest that this was specifically meant to fit the pre conceived ideas of park goers.

Jurassic Park is responsible for the preconceived idea that dinosaurs look like giant lizards and dragons? Are you joking, you niggers?

In the general public, yes

They didn't invent them, they popularized them

Do you think people assume that's what dinosaurs looked like because they read a book about it...or because they saw Jurassic Park?

Wtf, "No!" I'm talking about the idea that Dinosaurs descended from birds, (or the other way around),
>"Well maybe dinosaurs have more in common with present-day birds than reptiles. Look at the public bone - - it's turned backwards, just like a bird. The vertebrae - - full of hollows and air sacs, just like a bird. Even the word raptor means "bird of prey"."
And then they found out it was actually true.

>fake-ass
Why do you post like a nigger?

drider

>Jurassic Park popularized that dinosaurs looked like reptiles, not books

This better be bait, you piece of shit. That or you either have to be underage or fucking retarded

in the book it's made relatively clear that the dinosaurs were hand-made to look like what people thought dinosaurs should look like

You're a retarded young redditfag. Stop embarrassing yourself

Why don't you contribute to the thread and suck my dick.

What? That's bullshit. They say the exact opposite, saying they should modify the dinosaurs as little as possible.

"Of course. But I'm 'ust saying, why stop there? Why not push ahead to make exactly the kind
of dinosaur that we'd like to see? One that is more acceptable to visitors, and one that is easier
for us to handle? A slower, more docile version for our park?"
Hammond frowned. "But then the dinosaurs wouldn't be real."
"But they're not real now," Wu said. "That's what I'm trying to tell you. There isn't any reality
here." He shrugged helplessly. He could see he wasn't getting through. Hammond had never
been interested in technical details, and the essence of the argument was technical. How could
he explain to Hammond about the reality of DNA dropouts, the patches, the gaps in the sequence
that Wu had been obliged to fill in, making the best guesses he could, but still, making guesses,
The DNA of the dinosaurs was like old photographs that had been retouched, basically the same
as the original but in some places repaired and clarified, and as a result-
"Now, Henry," Hammond said, putting his arm around Wu's shoulder. "If you don't mind my
saying so, I think you're getting cold feet. You've been working very hard for a long time, and
you've done a hell of a job-a hell of a job-and it's finally time to reveal to some people what you've
done. It's natural to be a little nervous. To have some doubts. But I am convinced, Henry, that the
world will be entirely satisfied. Entirely satisfied."
As he spoke, Hammond steered him toward the

This is so retarded I can't even

It's like saying that Pirates of the Carribean started the notion of what pirates were looking like.
You dumb bimbo.

>You're a retard because you understand the world outside your computer

You poor children

I didn't say started, I said popularized

Pay attention dumb-dumb

It also didn't. It perpetuated it, you dumb nigger, holy shit.

If you believe that it was Jurassic Park that made the idea that dinosaurs look like reptiles popular, then you are the fucking idiot. I still hope you're fucking joking, nigger

Dinosaur's didn't have fluffy feathers, those had not evolved yet.

They would have had 'quills'

>knowing from experience
go back faggot

>dinosaur appearance was custom designed to fit the pre conceived ideas of the park goers.

What a lampshade hang.

You cannot popularize an idea that is also beyond mainstream popular, you idiot

me on the left

Everyone in this thread is a fucking retard.

Anyone with half a brain knows that the creatures we know as dinosaurs technically originated with Jurassic Park. Years after the book and movie were released, it was discovered that organisms that were basically identical to the ones depicted in Jurassic Park existed during the prehistoric age. In fact, most of the dinosaurs we know today (including Tyrannosaurus rex and Brontosaurus) were named after the ones in the book.

How the fuck did you morons pass middle school?

*wyvern

also frog DNA

Is Auntie Bryce going to have a big part in this?

reddit get out

Cool

He's right man, same way Treasure Island popularized "pirate talk" now you see it in every cartoon

How do you read that and not understand it's saying he based what they looked like on pictures and was guessing

Jimmy Fallon took them all out one by one and shoved them in his assholes LOL

Because im not a fag or a nigger? What's wrong with you?

You're right, I had no idea what a dinosaur was before I saw Jurassic Park. I also had never seen a shark in anything before Jaws and I never saw a black person until I watched Good Burger.

This queer wasnt even born when the movie came out.

Bitch suck my niggerfag cock then cause there ain't nothing wrong with me.

>ywn shove your face into her ass

Besides being a 90s born cuck that larps as a gay nigger on the internet

I'm sorry, you still ain't sucking my niggerfag cock. Suck me.

do something for the world and kill yourself ape

Why, what evolutionary purpose would that serve?

And don't you dare say insulation.

World is cute, as a manchild who still loves Jurassic Park I loved it.

I'm too scared to

don't be afraid, just do it, I'm with you

This is what functional illiteracy looks like.

she will make my part big if you kno what i mean haha

Dont pretend you have a working dick soyfag

>dingus

Can you read?

because normies expect to see what they already know, and they haven't learned anything about dinosaurs since kindergarten, and so to please the audience investors make movies that correspond to that

>normies
>Pretending you're not one of them.

>Christ Pratt is a hand-operated puppet
I fucking knew it!

Why do you claim to be a dedicated Christian yet you fucked multiple people outside of your marriage and dumped your kid and potato son the first opportunity you got? Chris Pratt is human garbage.

JP4 was the only "sequel after 20 years" I genuinely enjoyed. It hit all the right notes if you ask me, you have the homely familial ties with the two brothers, the awe-inspiring scenarios and cool dinosaurs.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dinosaur_species_preserved_with_evidence_of_feathers

LITERALLY REDD1T

This. I went in with no expectations but it was better than all the other sequels to things i grew up with.

>park called Jurassic Park
>contains dinosaurs from the Cretaceous period

That was kind of funny in 1993

Suck his dick, bitch. You know you want to.

A reddit queer pushing faggotry on Sup Forums. Why am i not surprised?

Not those guys, but they're right. Wu engineered a dinosaur "flea circus".
That's what the passage is communicating. Crichton was a cynical fuck.

just to see how retarded you are, what capeshit do you like?

>Also they recognized over 20 different genders


Jurassic Park confirmed 2017 Current Year Politically Correct.
Female Dinos can impregnate other Female Dinos.

Deal with it!
>does snappy finger thing

Might be because there are literally 0 other dinosaur movies on the market.

You obviously weren't alive prior to JP's release.
I was obsessed with dinosaurs and almost every toy and book I had showed them featherless.
I had ONE book that tossed the idea of feathered ones out there I hated the way it looked.
JP did not popularise featherless.

It doesn't have to serve an evolutionary purpose. It just has to NOT serve as an evolutionary detriment.

Remember these?

>prattprattpratt

What kind of faggy handle is that?

>from

Jesus Christ, I had that shit. Nostalgia trip.

>Jurassic Park was the first dinosaur movie

Jesus fucking pleb

because at the time they still thought they didn't have feathers, dipshit

> Make the animals more docile and the type we'd like to see
> Then they would be fake
> They are already fake
> There is a lot of unknown variables
> the world will love what you created

Wu (the person who created them) was telling hammond he was customizing them to his own ideal. Hammond wanted it to be more authentic. Wu was just explaining why he did what he did.

Dont try to involve yourself ignorant youngfag