*stares blankly for a few seconds*

>*stares blankly for a few seconds*
>*smiles*

You look like you would be difficult to work with

>*sound of 6 billion simultaneously erupting orgasms from every female on earth*

he is, his hands are a little dirty

>your pursuits are called outstanding, you’re emotionally complex

I was really surprised he got big, I grew up with him as the beta on breaker high and the too scrawny miscast as young hercules

Why doesn't it work when i do it?

>*drives*

>wow i can really relate to this guy

Because he's emotionally complex.

>you will never pull off that iconic scorpion jacket

Fuck it all

Just wear it.

The moment I do, Some fag will take pictures of me and post them on 4chins

and?

you wanna have a toothpick fight?

Imagine being so cute that directors hire you just to stand there and smile at the actual characters.

Hey look I’m Ryan

o_>

REAL HUMAN BEAN
REAL HUMAN BEAN

AND A REAL
HERO

>tfw you stuck a toothpick in your mouth and tried to Drive your mom's car after watching this the first time
>got about 25 feet down the road before hitting a neighbor's mailbox and cracking a headlight
I was 20 at the time

You forgot
>The sound of 100 million men ejaculating

That's endearing. Keep it up.

So am I.

different timeline chad goose to the left

does anyone else unironically act like this in real life?

This is now a Carey Mulligan thread.

She is the reason Drive was watchable.

>anyone else
No?

>watching Drive and then going on the internet and posting pictures of Gosling

We've got some fags up in here.

>implying the only pure waifus aren't goslingfus