Only one ticket sir?

>Only one ticket sir?

Yes but this time I want the Spanish Subtitle glasses, Robert, not the Chinese ones.

Fuck off nigger and give me my soda

How did they not know this image would become a meme when they made it?

reddit didnt exist at that point?

You too.

Sir you forgot your popcorn!

ROBERT NO

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these threads so fucking gay

I doubt they're aware now that it's a meme

NO NO NO
Trips confirm dead

Yes sir, one ticket for Justice League. That should give you about 2, 2 and a half hours to run home and fuck my wife, shouldn't it, Robert? She's been dreaming of your BBC all week, and you know how my pathetic white dicklet can't satisfy her. Anyway, I'd better run, don't wanna miss the previews. Here are the keys to my car, I left my credit card in the glove compartment so you can fill it up after you get done filling my wife with your virile Mandingo sperm. Ciao!

why?

see

That's a nice looking kinoplex.

Fellas I hate to tell you this, but I work at a cinema and I silently judge people who are on their own. I expect a lot of singles in the next few weeks when Star Wars comes out

No I don’t want to upgrade my popcorn size because small is already a large.

Popcornlet

Why are there no pretzels hot and ready for my consumption?

I would rather eat popcorn than candy.

what sauce goes best with crab legs?

Fuck's sake Robert you're still hocking popcorn?
I thought you would be running this place by now.

Could be worse, I could have a shit job

>go to a cinema in europe
>popcorn, sometimes nachos, soda, beer, mixers, diverse booze
>go to a cinema in states
>everything from jars of pickles to whole roast pigs. no alcohol whatsoever
Explain.

>nachos
where in europe is that a thing..?
I can't imagine constant crunching noises not pissing everyone off

could be worse still, I could be NEET

>Implying he doesn't
He runs and serves the best popcorn.

We usually drive whenever we go somewhere so no booze, but can get hungry during the trip so it's prudent to get the pig at times.

We have them in Bongistan. Never see anyone get them though. Except for my younger brother, but he’s a cunt anyway.